Paul Scheer spends a large portion of his time rating and reviewing
awful movies on his Earwolf podcast How Did This Get Made?
It's so good it might trick you into remembering fondly
the awful movie on which it's based.
Not exact matches
Kinda like in the old
movie Invasion of the Body Snatchers when Donald Sutherlands character the end of the
movie points to the guy
on the street and makes that
awful screaming noise «outing» the last known human!
I've read all 3 Fifty Shades books and I own the first
movie on blu - ray (even though it was kind of
awful!)
While weed was a big part of the comic misunderstandings that fueled the plot of the first
movie, and works in similar fashion here as well, the fact is that both films operate
on a higher plane than an
awful lot of sludgy spliff flicks.
Lara Flynn Boyle starts out at
awful but gets better as the
movie goes
on.
No one has apparently been able to answer the first two, but director / star James Franco does a hell of a job
on the third in «The Disaster Artist,» the story of Tommy Wiseau, the man behind a truly
awful movie that became a cult classic.
The
movie's various problems are compounded by its regrettable lack of strong horror elements, as Gillespie places a consistent emphasis
on set - pieces of a decidedly lifeless nature (eg there's a palpably
awful Children of Men - like sequence in which Jerry attacks a car full of potential victims).
One reason it's hard to believe in the Coens» characters or their surroundings is that just about everything that isn't borrowed from the original Ladykillers comes from an earlier Coen
movie (except the changing expression
on the painting of Munson's late husband, which can be traced back to any number of
awful Hollywood haunted - house
movies).
People are far less likely to trash the
movie if asked about it as they emerge from the theater (and they still have the ticket stub in their pocket) than they are a few days later, when they are more likely to look back
on it as a trial - by - fire bonding experience, and yowl about how hilariously
awful it was to sit through.
L.A. - based Everything Is Terrible inflicts
on its audience a melange of some of the best (OK, «worst» is probably the better adjective) video clips from more than 2,000
awful horror
movies («horror, satanic panic, and singing Christian duck VHS tapes» is how the group puts it), presented live at the Niarchos Foundation Parkway, 5 W. North Ave. 8 p.m. Wednesday.
The perpetually versatile Moore, soon to be seen as the title character's frightening momma in Kimberley Pierce's new take
on «Carrie», is said to be merely «in talks» at this stage (but she's not known to be too picky; one of her last films was that
awful «6 Souls»
movie).
Well, if you mashed - up the worst parts of the infamous «Howard the Duck,» «Gigli,» «Ishtar» and every other
awful movie I've seen since I started reviewing professionally in 1981, it wouldn't begin to approach the sheer soul - sucking badness of the cringe - inducing «Movie 43,» which has been dumped on an unsuspecting public without advance press screen
movie I've seen since I started reviewing professionally in 1981, it wouldn't begin to approach the sheer soul - sucking badness of the cringe - inducing «
Movie 43,» which has been dumped on an unsuspecting public without advance press screen
Movie 43,» which has been dumped
on an unsuspecting public without advance press screenings.
It's worth noting, however, that the
movie is initially quite watchable even during its overtly baffling stretches, with Shyamalan's expectedly skillful visuals and the almost uniformly strong performances - Ringer's astoundingly
awful turn is a notable exception - proving effective at sustaining the viewer's interest (albeit
on the level of a summer - popcorn - flick extravaganza).
And the script relies way too heavily
on rude, tasteless humor (especially in the final half hour) and over-the-top /» shock - value» scenes, which come - off as desperate and absolutely ridiculous — including an insane brawl in the middle of a street between rival scout troops (that you'd ONLY see in the
movies) and an
awful climax involving a rival business mogul (Peter Dinklage).
The thoroughly
awful movie that resulted from their collaboration would go
on to become a midnight cult classic, one of the most highly regarded so - bad - it's - good films ever made.
Mark Strong
on the other hand has officially been added to my shortlist, that is the shortlist of actors who I must see their
movie no matter how
awful I think — or anyone else thinks for that matter — it will be.
Maudie: This real - life story, based
on the life of the Canadian folk artist Maud Lewis, is this year's winner of the Vera Drake Award — the
awful movie you feel obligated to like if you want to consider yourself a nice person.
For a
movie based
on fact, it feels an
awful lot like fiction, and that may be why it took so long for someone to make a film about Kuklinski's life.
Yes, the same director who made those pretty
awful Resident Evil flicks is working
on the
movie, which Milla will be bringing her unique charm to.
Here is a
movie that is not just bad
on the merits of it's inexcusable plot - it's a
movie about a hitman that is kidnapped and unwillingly given sexual reassignment surgery - but equally
awful in it's production value and lead performance.
The
movie is split between Bulger's rise and that of corrupt FBI agent John Connelly (Joel Edgerton), a childhood friend of Bulger and his brother, Billy (Benedict Cumberbatch, doing a not -
awful Boston accent), who profited from Bulger informing
on the Italian mob for him.
After a surprisingly entertaining intro film and an
awful sequel (directed by Jack Sholder — with Wishmaster 2 and A Nightmare
on Elm Street 2, he did his best to fatally harpoon two budding franchises), Wishmaster 3 staggers onto the direct - to - video market with an astonishingly dull start that establishes Diana as a typically wounded horror
movie scream queen and the film itself as just another dead - teenager flick.
But while «Hitman: Agent 47» is an improvement
on its predecessor, the first
movie was so
awful that it's like comparing a rotten apple to a slightly less rotten apple.
The Search for Santa Paws is mistitled, misleadingly marketed, and largely a misfire, but coming as it does
on the heels of many
awful Buddies
movies, it doesn't surprise or even offend that much.
«Roman and I have worked together for many years
on an
awful lot of
movies,» wrote Anderson in an email, «first
on «The Life Aquatic,» where he shot numerous strange and complicated shots.
What else... I mean, there's no point in talking about something so absurdly god -
awful, but these big budget
movies and the effects are
on par with The Last Starfighter for CG and Superman IV for flying effects.
Yeah, they have a clear vision and should be lauded for executing
on that vision, but let's face it, they don't have a perfect track record — Iron Man 2 and 3 were god
awful, first Captain America sucked, Thor films while having a great cast are ugly
movies to look at, Avengers Age of Ultron ended with them essentially fighting Iron Man armor yet again.
Moreover, the
movie became the precursor of numerous romantic comedies (The
Awful Truth and Ninotchka) all based
on similar premise: the magical transformation of their protagonist.
That said, 1969 is an
awful year
on the whole for
movies — only Midnight Cowboy and Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid are standouts, along with the un-Oscared Medium Cool (similar to and far better than Z), which also came out that year.
He makes good and bad
movies, and transcendent and fair
movies, and then every so often he inflicts something like «Irrational Man»
on the world, which is so
awful you have to wonder if Allen wrote it himself or farmed it out to some look - alike cousin out to destroy him.
A lot of that blame falls
on Michelle Morgan's
awful screenplay, which can't seem to decide what kind of
movie it wants to be, teetering between broad comedy and a darker character piece.
The trailers looked
awful, but I had faith in Mark Wahlberg and Stanley Tucci that they wouldn't have signed
on for a crappy
movie.
But the
movie's being written by Scott Neustadter and Michael H. Weber, who proved themselves adept at «this looks so cute oh no wait it's freaking
awful» romances with (500) Days of Summer, so I'm going to cling to hope that this will be a cynical take
on the world's most beloved romance.
That's
awful for watching
movies, but practically perfect for making sure a photo will be fire
on Instagram.
We don't like to remind people of
awful movies based
on videogames around here.
The background
movies that accompany the game's presentation are
awful - plagued with horrific macroblocking, the majority of which, I should hasten to add, isn't present
on the 360 version.
That's right... they actually made a game based
on that
awful movie which is based
on a great game series.
As someone who has played mind - numbing games based
on Monsters vs. Aliens and Megamind, I can tell you that games based
on family
movies are particularly
awful.
This was clearly a rushed game to capitalize
on the god -
awful movie coming out next week
The two part extravaganza is packed with nonsense like some early talk about burgers, a bit of terrible fishing advice, as much
awful planning as ever and a reflection
on the many, many times Delaney cried in
movies during 2014.
One is God Mode, and the other is a
movie tie - in based
on what I understand is an
awful movie starring the Big Lebowski and the Green Lantern... But hey, maybe you'll enjoy the game, right?
People typically have an
awful lot
on their mind, and stuffing their heads with details of lots of scientific findings is not really likely to happen or be productive — what is needed is an overall impression of the urgency of the problem and enough evidence being presented to show that his conclusions of importance and immediacy are based
on solid scientific information (and the
movie demonstrates a lot of this).
I'm hearing that the book is beyond
awful and that the parts of the
movie that focus
on «Julie» are not good either.