Sentences with phrase «bad joke about it»

Human society has yet to evolve to the point where it can witness a person holding up a massive slate of technology to his ear without attempting to make a bad joke about it.

Condo alone sounds like a bad joke about street art and gentrification, although he came by the name honestly, through his parents.

A Jeep built it Italy... it sounds like the beginnings of a bad joke about the Second World War.

First, Buddy (Brandon J. Sornberger) moans about the pleasure of headlining on a Tuesday night to losers, then he detonates the very old and very bad joke about how they define a virgin girl out in the rural states.

«My bad joke about sea otters is that they might as well be dental floss,» says Paine.

But that didn't stop Theresa May shoehorning in a bad joke about the Czech spy story.

Every part of this article sounds like a bad joke about Southern people... but it's all true??

She was the farmer's daughter immortalized in bad jokes about traveling salesmen.

In the week that ended with bad jokes about 420, it was pretty uneventful.

Not exact matches

When one of the hosts made a joke about Notre Dame, Finebaum then turned it back to the Wolverines and unleashed on Michigan and its fans for having a sense of entitlement that he believes became worse when the school hired Jim Harbaugh.

Raison's Filter Fiber © (joking about the copyright)-- bad letter combinations / words to avoid if you want to post that wonderful argument: Many, if not most are buried within other words, but I am not shooting for the perfect list, so use your imagination and add any words I have missed as a comment (no one has done this yet)-- I found some but forgot to write them down.

Served with olives on the side, it was a perfect accompaniment for bad jokes and general BS about our exploits over the last three decades.

Today we saw our attacking force without alexis... and it is a shame... for all of those talking nonsense about alexis being to selfish qnd that affecting our «fluency»... lacazzete is a cf so he needs people behind him... if we do nt buy q world class player to replace alexis we are done, we would not fight for the tittle... today was a friendly, but the difference was huge... do nt lie urself about we play with 2nd teqm players... we start with oyr first team in the middle and front line, and we did nothing... hope that 280k a week to ozil is a bad joke

So bad was his dictatorship, that you could be executed, just for making a joke about him.

No that's right Robert Mugabe would have never left lacazette on the bench, I'm only joking of course, I think so many of us are so annoyed, depressed and frankly really jacked off we're venting our frustrations and saying and doing things that aren't in our nature, I know I have and that's the real calamity of all this, a few old men have managed to divide our massive fan base in half, we all care about the Arsenal and have our own ideas of what's going on and the saddest thing of all is it's only going to get worse.

The speech included a few too many swearwords and also a really bad dad joke about his time in the England team.

Was he just making a joking reference to when Pierre McGuire asked Phil Kessel about his bad breath earlier this year?

It's probably way too many days later for anyone to actually read this, but I just want to say that joking about addiction is certainly no worse than joking about any number of other things, like religion or death, which people do all the time.

I once heard a joke about a man who said leg cramps were worse than labour.

Many have joked about the idea that people who want to have kids should be licensed — is that a bad idea?

I'm really glad no one told me about the really bad jokes, or else I probably would never have left the house.

«Yesterday afternoon, senior Lib Dems took to joking about how the Tories might look in sandals, such is their mystification — but also delight — at the way the Conservatives are settling into the bad habits that used to be a Lib Dem hallmark.

I'm sure that before long, we'll once again travel and trade without fear, that public services will improve, and that we will even be able to joke about the bad old dayswhen little worked, and when it seemed that no one cared.»

After the obligatory joke about the Buffalo weather — «And I thought Chicago was bad!»

Plus, the most notable time he attempted a joke during this race, it ended up being about how he thinks... Jews... are bad at dancing?

It seems the NYPD is finally getting serious about the rising knife - assault tide — even if its name for its response, Operation Cutting Edge, sounds like a bad joke.

There's got a be a really bad joke in here, something about spitting and Siemen.

But wait, we're not talking about joking around with 5 - pound dumbbells that's supposed to «tone» your muscles — we're talking about high - intensity, high - volume, bad - ass lifting routines!

«Women are especially guilty of making jokes about how fat or how bad we look, but when we do that, we empower other women (or men) to do the same,» says Budig, founder of AIM TRUE.

Even worse, I see so many people make jokes about clogged arteries while eating junk food, saying things like «I'd rather enjoy life than worry about clogged arteries».

If a joke doesn't pan out or a comment goes badly, move right on and forget about it.

He brought up her sexuality, and she expected him to make a joke about a threesome, but what he actually said was much worse.

But even if you are a connoisseur of jokes about vomit, big chunks of stuff excavated from mossy teeth by dental floss, and really bad comb - overs (are you doubled over with soda - out - your - nose laughter yet?)

Good: Starscream is a lot cooler in this movie, Best computer - graphics for any movie to date, Original Optimus voice, Bumblebee vs. Barricade scene was awesome, Decent story, but the Unicron story is a million times better Bad: No Hot Rod or Soundwave, Shia LeBeouf, Ending, Futile attempts to connect to classic scenes, lines and concepts, No Stan Bush soundtrack, Some immature humor ruined a lot of the movie for me, Poor dialogue I really expected a lot from this movie and am very critical about my feelings towards it - Overall Michael Bay made a good movie, but he made it appeal to the masses (immature jokes and a lot of action) and it gave up a lot of other crucial aspects to the story and quality of the Transformers franchise.

Normally, I'm the guy people joke about cause I like «bad» movies... and that goes from Paranormal Activity to The Human Centipede all the way to the Saw Series.

Most complain about «corny» jokes, bad controls and a simple storyline, guess what?

A one - joke film of nudge - nudge, wink - wink sexual adolescence and fat jokes, it lacks the inimitable mix of bad taste, romantic charm and spirited performance that defined «There's Something About Mary.»

The barbed jokes about food safety and how processed food can kill you are well - intended, but badly executed.

There are one or two noteworthy inclusions among the elisions, such as the payoff to a blatant set up about Carell's Cal being bad at driving in reverse (it's labelled «The Joke Nobody Laughed At») and an alternate ending that calls back lamely to a Dirty Dancing punchline.

Honestly, the worst part about this news seems to be that we can no longer make easy jokes about Whedon killing off fan - favorite characters.

And indeed this might be the best kids» movie since Pixar's masterpiece (with a spot of bad language and several jokes about perverts thrown in).

and to comment on Lesleys point - whats so bad about dick jokes?

Lennon and Garant's Vatican priests mostly do boring improvisational bits in bad accents, with scenes of them going to strip clubs that show how jokes about priests doing unholy things haven't been funny or relevant in decades.

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They definitely would have resolved the film in a more coherent manner, or at the very least made a joke about what bad shots these skilled assassins are.

At its worst, there's something mustily mid -»90s about its self - congratulatory rudeness, its sensibilities lying somewhere between a Farrelly brothers film and a Mountain Dew commercial... No matter how far «Deadpool 2» thinks it's pushing boundaries, it makes sure that even when a gag falls flat, the joke is always on you.

Actors who have committed far worse crimes have been allowed to rebound — Mel Gibson is starring in a Will Ferrell comedy later this year — and the jokes about Franco's failed efforts to be a renaissance man are frankly worn out.

If Dylan and Jamie aren't enough for you, then how about Mr. Harper (Richard Jenkins), Dylan's father who's a little crazy but emotionally drawing in every scene, Lorna (Patricia Clarkson), Jamie's mother who's a bit of a free spirit and while being a bad thing for her daughter is a pretty nice comedic addition, and Tommy (Woody Harrelson), the sports editor for GQ who happens to be very gay and loves to be that guy with all the right jokes about gays that aren't offensive but downright hilarious regardless.

One moment they could be talking about how simple the internet is and the next one is making fun of the fact that the other's hair did something funny and what makes it work is that we get the joke and are laughing with these two rather than at them, or even worse just watching them laugh.

You would think that even with it's R rating, a moment like that would be softened or not even an option, but in director Shane Black's universe, the bad guys really do hurt people, the jokes are about Hitler, and the heroes are not invincible.