Sentences with phrase «bad joke on»

Finding myself in the same foxhole as Steve Schneider when the «Nuclear Winter «balloon went up — it was launched on the anniversary of Orson Welles» War of The Worlds Broadcast with a media graphics package prepared by the Creative Department of that great K - Street PR institution Porter Novell Inc., I remarked to him that it all seemed like a bad joke on Cold War policy analysts, played at the expense of the credibility of climate modeling on the eve of the global warming debate.

Many people choose fast weight loss, but this can play a bad joke on their body.

Whether its Snapchatting during a press conference or posting a bad joke on Twitter, there'll definitely be some kind of social media controversy involving a F1 driver in 2017 — and it'll be hyped up loads in the press and turned into a big thing.

The chatbot is at least a bit convincing with some of its jokes because humans tell bad jokes on Twitter all day.

It's a puck - sized, voice - activated smart speaker (like the Dot) that costs $ 50 (like the Dot) and lets you stream music, ask for information, control smart home gadgets, call people and hear bad jokes on demand (like the Dot).

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If there hadn't been any books on Navy SEALs when I was growing up then I probably would've ended up behind a desk or, even worse, in the marines (that's joke - but not really).

In the interests of smooth sailing, even seasoned veterans will accept superficial assurances and smiles instead of concrete answers, and will then go on to confuse good manners, pleasantries, and bad jokes with real agreement.

It disappeared faster than a bad Fall sitcom, leaving me to wonder why the only place I ever saw a pair were on my doctor as he conducted my appointments, complete with a note - taker on the other side of the connection (so many... jokes... can't pick... just one).

When one of the hosts made a joke about Notre Dame, Finebaum then turned it back to the Wolverines and unleashed on Michigan and its fans for having a sense of entitlement that he believes became worse when the school hired Jim Harbaugh.

If humans are the result of so - called «intelligent design» then why do we have too little room on our jawbones to accommodate wisdom teeth (unless this alleged «god» intended our teeth to rot out since we're not supposed to have learned science, and therefore that the presence of bacteria plus acids are a bad environment for tooth enamel), and that so many of us are near - sighted, and that women can have FACIAL HAIR (is that a cruel joke?)

I can give you a good joke, if your wife was having a bad day, all you got ta do is knock on the door of your other wife for a good time.

Are you joking???? Yeah, the language was worse on the second, but honestly, that's almost a 50/50 split between sides and who's talking to who.

That means, they bring your food and anything extra you request, they clean up spills and other messes (throw up from a child, a broken glass etc.), keep your drinks filled, tolerate obnoxious customers with bad attitudes, laugh at jokes that aren't funny — and really the list could go on.

its god when and only when its not anything bad, yet in the BIBLICAL days (thats a joke in on itself) when crap went down, they saw it as them being bad in the eyes of there god / gods!

As for your washer dryer, my latest load is on its way as you're enjoying it so much (sorry, bad joke, and I'm sure I'm not the first...) Have a great weekend!

Holy cats... I read this recipe the day before moving into a hotel for work, where I'll be living the next 4 to 6 weeks... and working 18 hour days on average... I baked 3 lbs of these bad boys and and am the hero of my office... no joke... these nuts are sparing us from eating our own weight in pastries and related garbage every day.

Served with olives on the side, it was a perfect accompaniment for bad jokes and general BS about our exploits over the last three decades.

Yeah English team were bad but the big joke was on Arsenal and everybody is laughing at Arsenal than any other of the three teams.Do you know last night win for Zagreb is their first win in CL since 1999.

# 16 millions was a great coup from Man United... They managed to sell maybe their worse player and we gratefully welcome him on a # 90,000 / week wages... That was a joke!

I would just like us to get to the end of the season without us being embarassed every other week, this season has been a joke so far, worse than last season and the season before that and so on.

No that's right Robert Mugabe would have never left lacazette on the bench, I'm only joking of course, I think so many of us are so annoyed, depressed and frankly really jacked off we're venting our frustrations and saying and doing things that aren't in our nature, I know I have and that's the real calamity of all this, a few old men have managed to divide our massive fan base in half, we all care about the Arsenal and have our own ideas of what's going on and the saddest thing of all is it's only going to get worse.

My beloved Arsenal is gradually becoming a football joke but worst of all are the imbeciles that think our clubs can never move on without the the potato head in charge of my dear club.

We have refs like Graham Poll on BT Sports, we have Dermott Gallagher on Sky and in charge of the whole body in itself we have the absolute joke that is Mike Riley, the man who put on one of the single worst and most one - sided favouritism matches when Arsenal lost at Old Trafford in late 2004, that you'll ever see.

Joking aside, AI could have a lot of good and bad uses in the future — it all depends on who implements it and how.

We're not sure what joke Halsey tried to make on Twitter that required this retort, but we're sure whatever it was, it wasn't as bad as tweeting photos of deceased fetuses at a woman who suffered a loss.

Outlawing skydiving or smoking as retirement plans (jokes on him - I'll be dead by then) is of course a cost, but most people prefer improving the conditions of the people who are worst off.

Trump jabbed back at the Emmy Awards» «bad» ratings on Twitter last night, after the show featured a string of derisive jokes aimed at the White House.

Our informal look back on the week in politics, including the key developments, some insightful analysis to help work out what it all means, and the odd bad joke.

«I'm famous for wearing large lapel pins on my suit jacket each day, and for years I have badly joked: «Talk into the pin,»» Senator Liz Krueger, a Democrat from Manhattan told the Journal.

It sounds like a bad joke, but it's a question that has been weighing heavily on Leonard Susskind's mind.

Some tweets later, on April 7, Chopra denied responsibility for the temblor, saying of his previous claim, «Was bad joke».

It could be the start of a bad joke — or a meeting of diverse researchers who have converged on the study of the Ebola virus.

When she isn't on a Spin bike, out for a run or on her yoga mat, she's laughing at her own bad jokes or fine - tuning her overwrought skincare routine.

Oh man, working full time and blogging is no joke - it's worse on the east coast, I would say because in the winter the sun sets at like, 3 in the afternoon and there's no time to take pictures of outfits after work or anything.

Bad stripper jokes and male opinions aside, the sock boot was made to throw on effortlessly with a cute, feminine dress or distressed hem jeans.

It's not that joking around is bad, it's that interpretation of meaning on the internet is often a tricky thing.

If a joke doesn't pan out or a comment goes badly, move right on and forget about it.

On this kind of evening everything has gone to plan - she laughed at all your jokes — even the bad ones — and you shared a modest, but magical, kiss goodnight.

I love gaming on all consoles and computers but I only have my Xbox and desktop at the moment, I'm genuinely nice and sweet if you respect me as well and i won't ever treat you badly I'll joke around in our parties and matches though If we are acting a fool

Even the writers know that their jokes stink, but rather than coming up with a funnier one, they stick with the bad joke and add the trumpet in a self - deprecating, see - we're - in - on - the - joke kind of way.

The humor is bad and cringey, every joke falls flat on its ass.

The Shrek franchise is built on a one - joke premise of sending up the literary history of fairytale literature, and though several recent productions have badly tried to do the same thing, this is the first and (by default) the best of the animated features to do so.

As the movie plods on, the jokes start to fall flat... Worst of all is a centerpiece scene, when Ben has to pretend to be a mafioso (but sounds more like a cross between Martin and Lewis), when Crystal is so unfunny that you almost feel sorry for him.

The comedy here works more often than not and he doesn't linger on any one joke too long for you to hardly notice the bad ones.

Director Jason Moore does have tendency to let mediocre jokes trail on far too long (an extended Scarface reference is flat bad).

It is great to see Chan on screen again, without having Chris Tucker yammering at him, and bearing up under an onslaught of clichés and bad jokes.

It's one thing to know you're making a stupid, disreputable movie and to let your audience in on the joke; that's no excuse for making a bad movie.

In the film's final image, a soundstage door in the bottom right of the frame clangs shut on one of Wada's bad jokes.

Dumb and Dumber grosses us out mainly with toilet jokes, other jokes in bad taste, and grossly physical humor, such as Jim Carrey's manic grimaces and Jeff Daniels's getting his tongue stuck on a ski - lift pole while licking the frost.

Provided you don't get too blootered, report back early to the BFI Southbank on Saturday and Sunday (August 14 and 15) for a two - day smorgasbord of exclusive clips, blockbuster previews, on - stage Q&A s, surprise appearances, screenings, Kim Newman's Bastard - Hard Movie Quiz, host Chris Hewitt's bad jokes, and tons of spot prizes that are in no way just the old tat lying around the office.