My little brother came to camp in 1948 (I was already there), at the height of the war between the brutes and the bitches... Now that wouldn't be
a bad opening sentence for the narrative proper, and I am impatient to write it.
Not exact matches
It wasn't even the
opening sentence, which is sure to raise a few smiles: «So you've quit your soul - sucking corporate job and are ready to enter the big,
bad world of startups.»
It's fairly effective, that is, until the moment when one of the characters says to another: «We are not so different, you and I.» That
sentence is so
bad, so on - the - nose, you can almost hear the actor
opening a tiny drawer labeled «THIRD - RATE THESIS LINES» as quietly as possible before speaking.
«The first national comparison of test scores among children in charter schools and regular public schools shows charter school students often doing
worse than comparable students in regular public schools,» read the
opening sentence.
Named for the author of «It was a dark and stormy night,» the contest honors the
worst possible
opening sentence to an imaginary novel.
Since 1982 the English Department at San Jose State University has sponsored the Bulwer - Lytton Fiction Contest, a whimsical literary competition that challenges entrants to compose the
opening sentence to the
worst of all possible novels.
The Bulwer - Lytton Fiction Contest: For this contest, entrants must compose the
opening sentence for the
WORST novel possible.