Used to be described as: running with one leg on each side of a barbwire fence experts... Or; only half of his brains is on the front end... They are experts on» ifs and maybes» same as the Warmist..
Then he told me to go behind the fence for a post to which I said «that's trespassing and there is barbwire on the back» and he said «let's open up the gate and let you in, there are no animals near by.»