After years of struggling to get even a
basic coffee date with a nice,
normal guy, only to be met with con artists and weirdoes, I became so discouraged that I deleted my dating profile and swore off the whole process.
The premise of the game doesn't stem away from the
basic formula of any
normal DK game: some bad
guys show up, take over DK Island, and DK & crew must go on a quest to kick them out of their home.