However,
because everyone on the planet is now a blogger (which sounds to me like a word that would better describe a bloated jogger), I thought it might be helpful to share a few tips about how to write the worst possible blog you can.
Not exact matches
This keeps her brand very consistent, and clearly, her promoting works,
because just about
everyone on the
planet knows who she is.
Mankind being so stupid and lacking in reason and common sense is clearly God's fault,
because he had to throw himself a colossal hissy fit and murder
everyone on the damn
planet.
As Arsenal fans and Wenger (a man
on a completely different
planet to the «joe daddy's» of this world
on an intellectual level), have been pointing out that the attitude from the media, the referees, FA, and gormless morons like «joe» are directly to blame for the fact that these teams go out there and hack the sh!t out of
everyone with impunity
because they are just too F$ ^ & % g thick to understand what the issue is.
It is dangerous — and perhaps deadly — to «lower your cholesterol»
because pharmaceutical companies promote that
everyone on the
planet should be
on statin drugs.
And it makes me so angry that I hate it
because it looks so darn good
on everyone else
on the
planet.
But just
because you and
everyone else
on the
planet has similar pieces of 21st century greatness doesn't mean you can't add a little personal flare to your technology.
Black Panther seemingly disproved that theory, but now, a new plan from Tony Stark implies that
everyone congregates
on Wakanda simply
because it's the most defensible place
on the
planet.
Sometimes, you just got ta laugh at the marketing angle,
because although the initial promo cost for the JOLT is enticingly low, which does make it «affordable for
everyone,» it's a huge stretch to call this bike «The BEST Electric Bike
on the
PLANET» when it hasn't even hit the streets yet (and it's a folding model, which isn't for
everyone), and that low promo price won't last very long at all.
I read this update and wonder if there is something inherently wrong with «me»,
because I just don't understand my own country's refusal to lead pro-actively, just once in my lifetime,
on an issue that effects the chance at health and well being of
everyone and everything
on this
planet.
Perhaps
because the former is primarily selfish (NIMBY) while the latter is largely altruistic (it's for the good of the
planet and
everyone on it)?
The latter position is based
on the argument — made with great emotion but insufficient facts and analysis — that the current path of development is clearly unsustainable
because the
planet is about to choke
on humanity's wastes and there is not enough land to meet
everyone's demands.
«This is
because climate change is slow moving and fossil fuel companies are bribing
everyone on the
planet.
Because the Arctic ice is melting, and will affect
everyone and everything
on this
planet - no, check that, the universe.
Climate change is perhaps the greatest challenge facing the world today
because it's the only challenge that risks reshaping the entire world and affecting the lives of
everyone on our
planet.