I've seen quite
a bit of toilet humor, barf gags, and flatulence in recent years, especially from teen comedies, but Van Wilder is quite possibly the lowest of the low in terms of how far it was willing to go.
Finish up by grabbing
a bit of toilet paper and using it to wipe down the top of the tank, the seat, and the bowl rim.
In most cases, all that you need to do is lightly shake any excess feces into the toilet, perhaps using
a bit of toilet paper, an old rubber scraper or a diaper sprayer to remove stubborn spots, and then simply throw the diaper into your diaper pail.
Using cloth involves one extra small step: I take the solid waste and flush it down the toilet — this involves either a gentle shake or
a bit of toilet paper to help it off.
Near my son's potty we keep a small basket containing a toilet paper roll with a little
bit of toilet paper remaining; wet wipes; a couple cloth wipes; and a clean dry pair of underwear (previously training pants).
However, I take issue with, «This involves either a gentle shake or
a bit of toilet paper to help it off.»
You can do this by shaking the cloth diaper, using
a bit of toilet paper to get any stubborn spots, and even dunking it into the toilet to get the last few pieces off.
Donna's
bits of toilet paper come to mind then too.
I could SEE the bloody
bits of toilet paper dotting my legs from the, ahem, yellow and white razors of my past.
Not exact matches
Those are the things that hide under the roll
of toilet paper, the things that
bite you in your sleep and make you scratch like an idiot the next day.
Faber never the enjoyed kind
of success Joanna did in terms
of UFC belt and multiple defences, but still Joanna reminds
of Faber a
bit, refusing to admit she lost and refusing to admit the holes in her game... thats the kind
of mindset that can flush a career down the
toilet...
(When she was at my parents» with our son she took him to the
toilet with her when she went — even though my mother would have been quite capable
of looking after him for a
bit.)
I really like the idea
of the rotating block so all the whole
toilet gets cleaned not just the
bit under the cleaner.
When this happened I passed him off to my husband, mother or friend and took a
bit of a breather... took a nap, went for a walk went to the
toilet all by myself, went grocery shopping all by myself (a very exciting activity as a mum) or (gasp!)
The stitches are generally going to dissolve on their own, though you may see
bits of the threads come off on the
toilet paper.
(You can use a wipe or
toilet paper, and also a
bit of whatever you normally clean your
toilet with when needed.)
Your toddler can step up to these
toilet seat inserts after you've started potty training with a toddler - size potty, or you can just begin potty training this way, on the regular
toilet, if you'd like to save a
bit of money.
To avoid this, crumble up some
toilet paper and drop it in the
toilet before your child goes so that the poop will have a
bit of a landing pad.
17 different ideas for little CAR fans — crafts using paper,
toilet paper rolls, paints, paper plates, cardboard boxes, and even a
bit of science with magnets and balloons.
I realize it's a
bit about «catching» pee or poop on the
toilet and not independent use
of the facility but it is a step.
I have realised that Louis is just one
of those children that take a
bit longer to learn to
toilet train himself.
Weaknesses: A little harder for my son to climb on top
of this seat because
of the puffiness adds height (but not a big issue), slides around a
bit when on the
toilet seat.
Earlier is not necessarily better, either: One study found that when parents started to intensively
toilet train their children before the age
of 27 months, the training took quite a
bit longer than it did for parents who waited until their kids hit the 27 month mark.
I was focusing all
of my energy on relieving myself when Susan calmly said, «Just scoot your hips forward a little
bit so that I can guide him so that his head doesn't go into the
toilet.»
With Charmin ® Essentials Soft or Charmin ® Essentials Strong, you can get exactly what you want out
of toilet paper, without compromising your wallet, one little
bit!
In this case, the only add» l «supplies you might need is a pair
of waterproof gloves to protect your hands (and only if you are a
bit squeamish about putting your hands into a
toilet or around a soiled diaper).
With my son, we didn't even start trying until he was over two years old, but I think I could have saved a great deal
of diaper laundry if I would have experimented with
toilet training a
bit earlier.
It's basically like a hose that comes out
of your sink, you know, one
of those old school hoses that comes out to help you do the dishes, same type
of thing, next to the
toilet, spread off like you do but, our laundry room is next door so, I just put them in my utility sink that's there and kind
of, my husband and I, actually we put in there, we may throw a little oxy cleaner, may be little like earth friendly solution like, back out or something to help with the smell or we put a spray a little
bit with a little
bit of you know, deodorizer or something you get in the store that works with diapers and we throw them in the sink and when I'm ready to do the laundry, just stays there, piles up.
Talk out loud about how you're using the
toilet, how you wipe with a little
bit of paper, how you flush the
toilet and then, how you wash your hands with soap and water afterwards.
Expect a
bit of mess and remember to give positive encouragement any time he tries to get his stream in the
toilet.
Finally after going to the triage bathroom three times and seeing the «bloody show» (just a little
bit of blood) in their
toilet, they got me out
of the waiting room and into a bed for evaluation!
My son no longer has an allergic reaction... it has pointed me in other directions
of cloth reusable items to save money (cloth paper towels, wipes,
toilet paper, menstrual pads) I save TONS now and I feel happy knowing its less chemicals, my baby is happy, and I am doing a small
bit to help the environment.
This,
of course, means that a lot
of regular coffee drinkers go to the
toilet a
bit more frequently.
Whereas if a person only drinks 500 ml
of water a day and goes to the
toilet 10 times a day, you would be a
bit more worried.»
Just let a bottle
of soda sit in the
toilet for a
bit and presto — a sparkling
toilet!
It is not that hard if you add a
bit of FOS to your yogurt or smoothies (adds a nice sweetness, but use no more than 5 - 10 g per serving or you better stay close to a
toilet; — RRB - and make a point to eat foods particularly high in soluble fiber (like oat bran and flax seed).
- Gas and bloating after meals - Feeling like you have food sitting in your stomach after you eat - Feeling full after eating just a few
bites of food - Seeing undigested food in your stool - Frequent and consistent floating stool - An «oil slick» in the
toilet bowl (this indicates undigested fat)
I always put art into every bathroom I design... and the perfect spot for a
bit of artwork is over the
toilet area.
Now what?!! A
bit of panic set in and for one day, I used
toilet paper instead.
As the wedding reception draws to a close, French newlyweds are presented with a real chamber pot, filled with the leftover
bits of alcohol from the wedding (and sometimes extra delights like melted chocolate, banana, or even
toilet paper!).
From chronic untidiness to
biting nails to leaving the
toilet seat up, the kind
of petty deal - breakers that might scupper a burgeoning relationship you've already accepted (or gotten used to tolerating!)
The meandering midsection, which seems to consist primarily
of time - wasting subplots (eg Finch's difficulties using public
toilets), eventually leads to a hopelessly sentimental third act that is, to put it mildly, somewhat anticlimactic, which effectively (and ultimately) cements American Pie's place as a disappointingly tame and conventional
bit of mainstream filmmaking.
Coupled with amusing
bits of Johnson relaying important information over the seat
of his own
toilet (something he was actually known for doing), there is the sense that Rob Reiner understands the subject he is tackling, yet chooses to settle for something safe and boring.
Personally, I'm not ready to flush the
toilet just yet, and I suspect the writer director isn't either, but God Bless America is a harmless enough
bit of letting off steam.
Afterwards... I still pee, but only in a
toilet accompanied by a
bit of poop 5 hours after playing the game.
The deleted / extended
bits are as follows: Andy Samberg (4:12) on Bob Dylan, Aziz Ansari (1:42) on acting and Twitter, alternate Reggie banter (0:39), Medi - Ship complications (1:06), Fabrice Fabrice (4:21) performing a poem on a lost city, Anna Kendrick (1:47) recalling her Tony nomination as a 12 - year - old and eating a cat's liver, Rodney Waber (5:34) dishes more Harrison Ford gossip, dances, and reveals a senior citizen ticket price trick, David Cross (2:49) talks talking animals and white
toilets, Senator Dewhurst (3:14) confesses strange sex dreams about his aunt and his plan to drive drunk, Zoe Saldana (2:03) answers questions about movies and acts out a Jerry Maguire reboot, «Garry Marshall» (1:19) explains why he's done with movies, Gillian Jacobs (1:38) discusses the ghost
of Christopher Marlowe and the conflict in Nebraska, Chef Emeril Lugosi (0:34) endures a pun about sun - dried tomatoes, Andy Richter (4:59) delivers a kid - friendly version
of «The Aristocrats» joke, pulls a gun after not answering a fart question (a task handled by Andy Samberg on the show itself), and responds to the 1990s TV movie The Shining, Tom Perdy (0:44) shows off a couple
of additional cartoons.
And that's what does in Kingdom Come — the plentiful attempts at farce all come off as labored and annoy more than amuse (particularly irritating is one uncalled - for
bit of gratuitous
toilet humor).
Perhaps it was the prospect
of facing so many very little people, whose most recent personal milestone was
toilet training, or the scratchy throat and the raggedness from an oncoming cold, but I arrived at school feeling a
bit edgy, knowing there would be no hiding behind a computer terminal with a cup
of tea today.
Choosing a way to raise the height
of your
toilet can be a
bit mind boggling as you will find there are many options available.
Mhh, the looks
of it reminds me a
bit of a shrinked
toilet seat — i wouldnt want to have that huge black plastic bezel in my face while reading even though the screen seems to be a lot better for reading then the App / And - tablets.