Sentences with phrase «broke as a joke»

I'm broke as a joke right now, but I will post the link on Facebook.

When we bought our house in 2010 I was unemployed and broke as a joke... but still, I really wanted to cozy up our new place.

Upon news of Cyrus's death, the elaborate house he lives in as well as his considerable fortune are now left to his struggling nephew and his family, broke as a joke after the death of his wife in a fire.

Not exact matches

All jokes aside, I know it sounds like a broken record but the dimension that matters is not intermittent collateral problems so much as the greater intensity to them and in a condensing timeframe.

Or i could point out that the big bang is the biggest joke ever told... That even the top physicists can't figure out how their own theory could work, not to mention the fact that for it to work they would need for the Universe to break the fundamental laws we understand as true since the beginning i.e. (No matter in the Universe can be created nor destroyed, you can only change it's state (solid to liquid, liquid to gas etc.).

As a youngster he broke into London's literary scene seemingly out of nowhere, filled with wit, jokes and paradoxes.

I use it as an ice - breaking anecdote at women's retreats, I wrote about it on my blog, I use it as a sermon illustration when I preach at Christmas: I have all my jokes down pat.

While much of his «ladies» man» behavior was written off as a joke (such things often are) Irin Carmon and Amy Brittain — the two reporters who broke this story for the Post — say they've been attempting to substantiate the rumors for years.

As the train reached Centraal station, I even joked that I want to break a coconut on the train (Indian style).

«An overtime broke out in the middle of Hochuli's explanation,» jokes Hochuli himself, whose three decades as a trial lawyer and extemporaneous speaker occasionally abandon him when he switches on his field mike.

Well benzema just broke a couple of you'll hearts not mine because i knew sir Arsene is a joke Of a manager therefore i have already drawn comfort from the fact that we will be fighting off liverpool for 4 th place but you know whats funny some Of you guys that says wenger is a genius Will call for his head but DISGUSTED1 and HAFIZ are the only two fans that as constantly call for wenger to go.

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No joke since the summer ive been wondering why we bought 2 RB i wanted Jenko to stay and maybe buy one and i was always hoping bellerin broke into the team cause ive always been a fan and im glad he did i say play chambers as a CB becausse i do nt really think he has the speed to be a RB bring jenko back and either loan or sell debuchy or loan bellerin but id hate if that happened honestly do nt know though it's gonna be a crazzy summer for wenger

BREAKING: Awkward scenes as Judge in Twitter Joke Trial says he was joking when he acquitted Paul Chambers and thought that was obvious.

There were unprecedented scenes at Prime Minister's Questions today as Theresa May appeared to break an exclusive piece of showbiz news — followed by a customary bad joke.

Weak as the joke was, Donna broke into peals of laughter.

I have tons of life experience for being so young and will make an immature joke as quickly as I'll break into philosophy.

If you remember the original, there are a lot of jokes about breaking the fourth wall and just like in that film, they are just as funny and fresh in this one.

Though the sequel has a new director and some new cast members, Deadpool 2 is unsurprisingly doubling down on what made the first film such a big hit, including jokes about exactly how big of a hit at the box office it was, as well as plenty of other fourth - wall - breaking moments.

All joking aside, this film looks absolutely badass — a no - holds - barred beat - «em - up that isn't so much concerned with story than cramming as much bone - breaking, testosterone - pumping action into every frame as it possibly can.

Director Tim Miller keeps the pace brisk as Reynolds, clearly having a blast, delivers an endless succession of meta references, knowing in - jokes and super-crude innuendo, often breaking the fourth wall.

While the film as a whole is a bag of mixed goods, Waugh does at least succeed in making laws involving mandatory sentencing look like a joke, though it is hard to laugh when some of those who break these laws pose very little threat to society, while the government puts the squeeze on them to snitch on others, putting themselves and their families potentially at risk.

As «the Merc with a Mouth,» he talks ceaselessly and cracks jokes while breaking the fourth wall.

While the jokes about babes and weed have aged about as well as you'd expect, there's something admirable about the devil - may - care approach the fledgling members of Broken Lizard took with their first big hit, turning a $ 1.2 million movie financed by a retired investment banker into a dorm room staple.

And, because the jokes often break the walls between movie franchises, Deadpool refers to Cable once as Thanos, the supervillain Brolin portrays in «Avengers: Infinity War.»

As hard as the film may try to then undercut these tough and emotional scenes, they are still pretty powerful and well played by Reynolds — before he makes a terrible choice or an extremely off - colour joke to break the tensioAs hard as the film may try to then undercut these tough and emotional scenes, they are still pretty powerful and well played by Reynolds — before he makes a terrible choice or an extremely off - colour joke to break the tensioas the film may try to then undercut these tough and emotional scenes, they are still pretty powerful and well played by Reynolds — before he makes a terrible choice or an extremely off - colour joke to break the tension.

As a result, it can be argued that the game is deliberately broken, and therefore cite its technical weaknessess as part of the jokAs a result, it can be argued that the game is deliberately broken, and therefore cite its technical weaknessess as part of the jokas part of the joke.

We get the Muppets as they were meant to be: breaking the fourth wall, cracking some knowingly corny jokes, and being the lovable crew of misfits we want to see happy, together, and putting on an entertaining show.

After a pharmaceutical - and - alcohol - induced bit of airplane class struggle that exemplifies Wiig's ability to ramp up a joke so it doesn't become repetitive (as does a later, extended attempt to have her cop admirer Rhodes (Chris O'Dowd)-- a sweet romantic subplot in which the two have worthwhile conversations and uncontrived issues to resolve — notice her by breaking all sorts of motor vehicle laws in succession), Annie's life, which she already thought had, really hits rock bottom.

Deadpool 2 once again stars Ryan Reynolds as Wade Wilson, the 4th wall - breaking, merc with the mouth who spends his days tracking and brutally slaying an international array of baddies and cracking jokes on Hugh Jackman, Ryan Reynolds» filmography, and really all superhero movie conventions.

Throughout the film, the two characters break the fourth wall, responding to the audience like acquaintances, as if we're in on the joke.

Other bonuses: jokes about cats and Keanu Reeves stretched to the breaking point, Will Forte as a pot impresario.

Bob Mondello, who jokes that he was a jinx at the beginning of his critical career, «hired to write for every small paper in Washington, D.C., just as it was about to fold,» saw that jink broken in 1984, when he came to NPR.

Luckily that joke doesn't wear too thin as the movie slowly escalates its over-the-top action and instead of going for broke right away only gradually becomes a gloriously (albeit at times faded) Technicolor cartoon.

Among the moments we'll be forgetting from Sunday's 90th annual Academy Awards show are a few pretty good jokes from its host, the recently canonized St. James Kimmel the Just (formerly known simply as late - night guy Jimmy Kimmel), whose easygoing talent for breaking the ice was probably the best way to get through a year in which all the real talk was about Hollywood's systemic failures as a place to work.

As everyone would gather around together for meals, the guide would invariably offer a few attempts at some jokes to break the ice, but we were generally left alone to get to know the other guests.

- Aonuma and Miyamoto have played through BotW start to finish - the strangest thing Link can eat is «dubious food» which happens when you mess up cooking - «it's a secret» as to whether the Master Sword can break - Switch TV mode will have better resolution / sound than Wii U - Link can wear green, but it wasn't specified if this was his iconic green tunic - Link does no speak a full sentence - Link does not have a family - Breath of the Wild was the toughest Zelda game to create - companions outside of your horse include a wolf, but this was most likely referencing the wolf Link amiibo - the stamina meter can be upgraded - Link's last name is the same as Mario's according to Miyamoto, meaning it's Link Link - Link is not human - Breath of the Wild takes place after Ocarina of Time - Aonuma / Miyamoto are unsure what NX stood for, but they say it was probably for Nintendo X - you can eventually get a snowboard for a shield (this may be a joke)- you can not eat horses - the game does have big surprises - Miyamoto thinks that Pauline lives in New Donk City - Aonuma / Miyamoto say that Tingle is always happy and the devs love him - While there are multiple Links in games, it's always the same Mario in his adventures - the idea of Paper Zelda is discussed, and while the convo does seem playful, Aonuma says they're working on it.

It's a quick but fun read, with the developers joking around as they recount the making of Wario and the challenges of breaking conventions to create a «different» kind of Mario game.

the the AI is horrible also this is a joke this should have been free as a demo not $ 18 in Canada for this broken, short, insane loading time of a horrible game.

I'm joking because my heart is breaking and that game deserved a sequel, and I'm joking because what I'm looking for out of E3 is to be genuinely surprised, to have reasons, as a fan of games, to say «Hell yeah, that's why I'll be booting up my Xbox One soon.»

Not only are they interesting, but in the trailers revealing them, they make some pretty funny 4th wall breaking jokes and as shown in game, they're really helpful in Mario's adventure.

Every time a robotic firm such as Boston Dynamics announces a new robot or a break through in AI, the Skynet jokes are soon to follow.