October has never been known for offering much in the way of quality at the cineplex (in many respects, it's the dumping ground of the fall movie season), but usually, horror fans can at least expect
a bunch of scary movies to help get them in the mood for Halloween.
Not exact matches
One year we got dressed up and made a
bunch of cute disney halloween cupcakes together and then watched a
scary movie.
What: The most «outright
scary» adaptation
of Stephen King's iconic 1986 horror story yet, this remake has everything you'd expect from an It
movie: Pennywise the Clown (played by Alexander Skarsgård's younger brother, Bill), a
bunch of terrorized children (including one Stranger Things star) and,
of course, red balloons.
While it's
scary to think that the threat
of a terrorist attack is enough to bully studios into surrendering their right to free speech, the fact that North Korea would get its panties in a
bunch over a freaking Seth Rogen
movie proves why the country (and Kim Jong - un, in particular) is such an easy target.
Yes, a whole lot
of horrible shit came out
of the rancid scatological spoof, but we were thankfully spared a whole
bunch of Wayans - level vehicles for
Scary Movie standout Dave Sheridan when his star studded would - be star - making vehicle, 2002's Frank McKlusky, C.I went direct to video despite a cast that includes Dolly Parton, Randy Quaid, R. Lee Ermey, Andy Richter, Kevin Pollak, Adam Carolla, George Lopez, Pat O'Brien, Willie Tyler and Lester, Lou Ferrigno, Scott Baio, Kevin Farley and Orson Bean,
of Being John Malkovich and politicizing Breitbart infamy.
They also talk about their favorite
scary movies, porn star cameos and a
bunch of other awful shenanigans in the newly - revived Internet - only segment.