Sentences with phrase «by farting»

She is happily owned by farting French bulldogs.

This is a movie about a Great Dane with Owen Wilson's (Fantastic Mr. Fox, Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian) voice who interrupts a marital kiss between Pace (When in Rome, A Single Man) and Greer's (27 Dresses, American Dreamz) hapless suburbanites by farting in as smelly a manner as possible, and then saying to us — we can, dear god, hear Marmaduke talk — «I know it's juvenile, but it's all I've got.»

This intriguing idea comes from scientists who discovered that herring create a mysterious underwater noise by farting.

Squandered by fart jokes.

Mike, I didn't get around to mentioning it in the podcast, but yes — it's also probably the only film I've seen where I was actually amused by the fart jokes instead of put off.

Largely by fart - arsing with a garden strimmer, it seems.

Not exact matches

And in an interview first granted to the Mexican press and picked up by The Guardian, Yorke said: «This is is like the last fart, the last desperate fart of a dying corpse.»

The Bible is a work of fiction by a bunch of old farts who were bored!

Governance by political posturings relieves many a fart - wad from alienations of systemic protrusions being petrified by the blood - works of shenanigans» ill - affordabilities.

Rejecting the obvious insane assertion by religiots that there must have been some creature that farted it all into existence, doesn't automatically mean a firm belief in anything else.

Dark matter was first docu - mented by Mohammad himself in fart of a donkey, read the Nobel Qur «an, you atheist goons

My being an «old fart» has set value incentivized placements uncommonly held by neither the religious nor the atheists ergo, I shoot for the moon and bark incessantly at moon - pies being others» leveraged buy - outs of plagued synopses engendered with rudeness chimney's silt and soot

The fart inhaled by those who did nt believe, smelled of sulfate, and Was a killer fart!

Please prove the universe was not created by a large pink polka dotted elephant named Elephus, who pinched her trunk and farted us into being.

Whether your god has its brain fart inside or outside our spacetime is irrelevant on whether it is bound by spacetime while in it.

Its not like Stan was not giving Wenger the means to perform, but old fart failied miserably by miss spending and miss managing the club, or am i mistaken you tool?

That man have to go Arsenal club iz going down hill its being crippled by thar old fart #AW wtf iz really going on!!!

the game was good and the team played very well for the most part apart from the terrible 3rd and then the late game brain farts by morris.

(Fart... followed by heeheehee)

And managed by a delusional old fart who should have retired years ago.

Is still prone to the occasional brain - fart but he is certainly the best central defender in the squad by a country mile.

Three year - olds can be pushed over the edge by a cat fart, a happy song, or sunshine.

There's pain from both heartburn and constipation, two different things that are caused by the same hormone that influences farts.

Pretend to eat raspberries off your child's face and body by kissing her all over and making belly bubbles and fart sounds.

«Ealing councillor Phil Taylor, responding to an article by the broadcaster blaming too many people and not enough land for Africa's food shortages, tweeted: «I do wish this silly old fart would take a one - way trip to Switzerland.

The local yokel Dems don't seem to give a FART either — at least one of whom was trained by my mother (I apologize for my mother here, but I did not pick her as my mother, truth be told!)

The major culprits are the nitrous oxide that comes from the manure created by large livestock operations, and the methane emitted in cow burps and farts.

We are all prone to them, although most brain farts are less spectacular (and less humiliating) than Bradley's — calling your spouse by your ex-spouse's name, for instance, or zipping straight past the freeway exit that you take every day on your way home from work.

Unlike errors caused by lack of information or experience, or by distractions, brain farts are innate.

At the time it was known by the oh - so - catchy name of «Fartlek» training, a combination of the Swedish words for speed (fart) and play (lek).

Determining the cause of your excessive gas may be detectable by recognizing the odor of your farts and observing other digestive symptoms you may be experiencing.

It's just that sometimes those decisions are bad, or self - defeating, or maddening, and a day where you get dressed up in your best victory pantsuit and spend an ungodly amount of money decorating your house with American flags and custom - made cardboard cutouts of suffragettes in anticipation of a glass - ceiling - shattering historical milestone ends with you getting (metaphorically) eaten by a giant farting T. rex.

Which led to a talk about farting, burping and by extension, pooping and peeing.

Into having my face sat on, preferably by a butt clothed in athletic shorts but trackies or suit pants are pretty hot too I will gladly inhale farts, pls save them to rip while sitting on my face I prefer being the one to suck dick and I'm definitely a bottom

These old farts want to stay active and do so by I Thought Dating An Older Guy Was Cool — Until I Sensed That Something Was Very Wrong I felt invisible for much of my teen years.

These old farts want to stay active and do so by

Described by one prominent critic as Revenge of the Nerds with an increased fart quotient and added projectile vomiting, this dumb - dumb frat comedy cast Heder, Spade and Schneider as a trio of losers who form a baseball team to thwart a bunch of elementary - school bullies; Heder played a booger - eating dork with an unhealthy degree of maternal attachment.

Featuring a screenplay by no less than five writers, Flushed Away has clearly been geared to appeal primarily to small children - as evidenced by the film's emphasis on action - oriented set pieces and distinctly broad bits of comedy (there's even a fart joke thrown in for good measure).

By my count the film never runs more than 9 minutes without a joke based on feces, farts, or butts.

«Yoga Hosers» makes the «Daniel Radcliffe farting corpse» movie «Swiss Army Man «look restrained, as the convenience store is soon overrun by tiny Nazi sausage - men.

Rather than a straight sequel, Weiner - Dog is — as all of life's stories are — «tied together thematically by a dachshund,» who spreads comfort, joy, and dachshund farts among one of Solondz's usual ensemble casts.

The era was also defined by toilet humour, namely that of the Farrelly Brothers, whose sequel here fails to realise that the world - even that of slapstick comedy - has moved on from fart jokes and gross - out nonsense.

Unless you have a child who loves penguins and fart jokes and doesn't mind being bored by a lot of maudlin nonsense, there is no reason you should see this.

Overrun with fart jokes, it is fitfully funny and hamstrung by a...

You can be Southern and funny without going for the cheapest possible joke every single time, but this is just further perpetuation of the dumb - ass redneck stereotype, held together by a string of fart, poop, and puke jokes.

Idiocracy a fun film for those who laugh at, or perhaps lament, the sorry state of our society, where reading is increasingly being deemed by youth culture as passé, popular entertainment has nearly no emphasis on story (Judge portrays films of the future as nothing but shots of bare asses that occasionally fart, which the audience finds consummately entertaining), and people can't speak intelligently without being labeled as uppity snobs.

Oh sure, I can enjoy the occasional Love Actually or Jerry Maguire, but for the most part I pass the chick flicks by in favor of, you know, gunfights and fart jokes.

His wife is played by Maya Rudolph, who's pregnant, and his mother - in - law (Ebony Jo - Ann) yells, farts, and is made the butt of many jokes over her bunions.

Other nominees spread across various categories include the Sundance sensation Manchester by the Sea, the first lady biopic Jackie, the comedic drama Other People, the quirky farting corpse comedy Swiss Army Man, and plenty of other movies that you simply must seek out.

by Angelo Muredda Anonymous comes out swinging against the Shakespeare industry with all the force of a midsummer night's fart in the wind.