Three men were to score hat - tricks — Paul Stewart, later to fail badly at Liverpool, but irresistible in City blue, rapid wing man and
future chubster David White and Tony Adcock, a curious acquisition from Colchester United who marked the occasion with his first three City goals.
While the results of said x-ray were not posted, hopefully they showed that this
sweet chubster is totally fine, and will live a long life filled with endless good - natured ribbing about having been a real - life, Internet - famous test - tube baby.
So, aided by
jovial chubster Det. Sherman Touhey (John Goodman), they meet a procession of available women, including one who quips, lest you forget you're watching a neo-noir: «Fate sucks, I swear!»
(3 beagles and an
Oscar chubster in my car would have been hilarious, but not practical).