A crowd gathered, the charges were blown, and then everyone ran as giant chunks of blubber rained from the sky and crushed the Oldsmobile 88 of Walter Umenhoefer, who became known as «the blubber victim» forevermore, to his annoyance.
But now, 99 % of the calves have to contend with hungry gulls driving their hooked beaks deep into their backs, ripping out chunksof skin and flesh and blubber, and gobbling it up.