Doing the best I can, therefore, and taking
into account all that should be taken
into account, but disregarding all that is not relevant, and making findings on the
balance of possibilities, and taking one consideration with another, I
come to the inevitable conclusion that this couple should remain locked together for the rest of their days, be debarred from ever setting foot inside a court
again, and that their lawyers should personally pay to each other all costs incurred, on an indemnity basis and without limit.