The lead is pretty tenuous, though: Poston has a touch of stomach flu and is carrying
a container of aspirin tied to his waist with a thong; he claims that he's popping them like candy.
Let your vet know how many milligrams are in the type
of aspirin tablet you intend to use, as found on the
container label, and your vet will recommend how to cut the tablet down to reach the proper dosage.