Mild mannered Dave Lizewski (Johnson) fantasizes about being a super hero, so the teen dons a green suit and hits the streets (and the bad guys) with only
a couple of baseball bats for weapons.
Not exact matches
This way he keeps the viewer — and possibly the director — genuinely off balance, shimmying up against a
couple of massage parlor cuties (he's clobbered by a
baseball bat, departing consciousness with a lovely goofball pratfall), sussing out Martin Short's smarmy Dr. Blatnoyd (letting Short run circles around the infield, the receptionist, and a nice pile
of medical - grade cocaine), or playing telephone straight man to Jeannie Berlin's Aunt Reet, a Catskills gargoyle with killer timing: «Maybe you're better off with the Nazis.»
An anonymous blogger posted a picture online
of a
baseball ball
bat wrapped in barbed wire, directed at the
couple, with the caption «Shall we start prepping for a possible funeral?»
In fact, a blogger posted a shocking message to the
couple which included a picture
of a
baseball bat covered in barbed wire.
Flaming
baseball bats and high - frequency batons are just a
couple of the more exciting weapons that become available as time goes on, which help to balance the combat out a bit.