your
baby's SIGNAL (S)(aka his PeePee Dance, although there are over 60 possibilities from body
language to
cute little noises to extreme fussiness to a «smiling» grimace, all personal to your
baby)
Apparently, I must buy some new clothes, there must be no public displays of affection or use of
cute baby nicknames, and there must never be any sort of dancing or parental attempts to understand or speak in their secret
languages.