Unless you're counting the fact that Juventus will be playing Real Madrid, who are playing some pretty
damn good football at the moment, and who have some player named Cristiano Ronaldo who puts the ball across the
goal line in between the posts and makes
goals happen, and who also have Marcelo, and also Dani Carvajal — he was injured against Atletico in the first round, but may be back — two fullbacks who are the envy of every team in Europe except, well, Juventus.