Sentences with phrase «dick into»

this movie was great you are just a stupid shit stained underwear wearing bad b.o. 400 pound girl fucker who gets off smearing big macs in her face while you worm your 2» dick into her humongous ass all the while you are high on meth and eating twinkees.

I have taken charlstons cold limp dick into my mouth and am applying all the tricks I know to fufill him.

The ones who are striving to eliminate the need for female companionship by inventing robots that we can stick our dicks into.

Not exact matches

In my corporate years, all the big swinging dicks earning 6 - figure salaries got lulled into a false sense of security thinking their earning power was all down to their own personal genius.

I can't think of good and useful situations in which a Christian might say, «I ought to stick my dick in you», or «Go back into your mother's cunt», or «Mother of God fuck you.»

Well, I'm built like two tanks and look like I could lift two houses and if I ever run into you I will tell how much of a dick I think you are.

i wonder what he would say if i went into the court house singing [youtube = http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSlEjidRzlo&w=640&h=390] i know what i would say freedom of speech motherfucker, the fcc can suck my dick.

Guard Freddie Banks displayed his number, 13, shaved into the rear of his fade haircut while a popular Vegas fans» T - shirt carried the RUNNING REB HITLIST, including such victims as DICK VITALE and BIG EIGHT REFS.

costa went into that match to target gabriel, no doubt, he knows him from brazil, he knows he is a hot head, terrible call by dean the dick, but shame on gabriel for taking the bait, thats costas MO, say what you want about mert, he is calm under pressure, i hope gabriel learned his lesson, he should have left it between Kos & Costa in the first place, terrible situation, can see where this is going...

I like to see any of our players doing well but seriously Jack doesn't dribble past players, he runs straight into walls of them and falls over leaving Ozil and Carzola and any other forward with their dick in their hand!

And the Lannisters, because they're dicks, even had all of Robert's bastards killed — all except Gendry the Hunky Blacksmith, missing since he rowed off into the night in Season 3.

A man I worked for as an independent contractor when I was a teenager pulled me into a dressing room of his store one time and forced my hands onto his dick.

Like the mom who tried to make a bunch of cookies that look like the number one, and Pinterest failed her way into a giant tray of blue - frosted dicks.

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Into having my face sat on, preferably by a butt clothed in athletic shorts but trackies or suit pants are pretty hot too I will gladly inhale farts, pls save them to rip while sitting on my face I prefer being the one to suck dick and I'm definitely a bottom

I'm 240 pounds 44 yrs old brown hair blue eyes loud mouth and can be shy at times I'm more into peace and love BUT NOT LOOKING FOR DICK!!

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Sorry white guys, I am only into big black dick.

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Into bondage, spanking, big dicks, hairy men and long ass play session Theoretically, alsointo FF and watersports

I am a easy going fun loving guy I enjoy oral and anal sex no holds bard if you are not into sucking dick and taking my Soul Pole in all 3 holes don't contact me because I am a freak and I love to suck and fuck pussy.

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Girls, do nt let the number of dicks that get thrown at you on this site fool you into increasing your self - esteem.

It might have worked if you cared about the characters heading into Zoe's change, if you will, but there's next to no character development past Zoe and Frank being married, Zoe's recurring nightmare / childhood memory, Niko having a crush on Zoe, Clay being kind of a dick and Eva being the camerawoman.

These performers keep you mesmerized, making the most of what they're given even when the film sinks into a swamp of whose - dick - is - bigger competitions and sports clichés about product endorsements.

In other words, it's the kind of film a clever - dick film student can really get their teeth into (and indeed, many have).

Buffed out to the max — the slim star looks like he's gained 30 pounds of muscle — Gordon - Levitt has physically remade himself into a self - conscious caricature of Garden - State knucklehead, complete with thick Joisey accent and a swinging - dick look that would embarrass the Situation.

Yes, there is more «dick» in this movie than there are jokes, even dick jokes, which means anyone looking for some man thrills may want a front row seat, but the rest of us may feel like we walked into the mens» washroom after a tailgate party.

Heart went into them, even when they featured donkey shows and dick jokes.

«The Night Before» opens with a promising premise that quickly descends into the usual comic holiday cacophony of lowbrow, banal and tedious sex, drug and dick jokes.

In the end, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World doesn't quite hit all the right notes — I'm not sure exactly what the moral of the story is (other than don't be a dick) but it is a nice exaggerated exploration of the baggage people bring into new relationships and male insecurity in the face of female sexuality (something we haven't really seen explored much since Chasing Amy.)

He's taken his granddaughter Nebula and turned her into a semi-mindless shambling zombie form of herself, apparently just because he's a dick.

Baywatch is an action movie, then it becomes a drama and ultimately turns into a raunchy comedy with non-stop boob and dick jokes.

The Night Before (Blu - ray + Ultraviolet) Details: 2015, Sony Pictures Home Entertainment Rated: R, language, drug use, nudity, sexual content The lowdown: This feature opens with a promising premise that quickly descends into the usual comic holiday cacophony of lowbrow, banal and tedious sex, drug and dick jokes.

Really, however, Poncherello's defining characteristic here seems to be a fear of coming into contact with Baker's dick.

Viewers can't be blamed if they expect director Jeffrey Blitz's comedy to turn into a kinder, gentler Wedding Crashers at this point — everything seems set up for this to tiptoe into raunch - com territory, in which it's all over but the disposable - camera dick pics and projectile vomiting.

A cream - pie massacre crosses a line into full - on silliness, and in this ever - so - slightly alternate universe, dick jokes are deadly serious business.

Brice milks this (so to speak) for big laughs in a nude dance sequence — wearing convincing prosthetic dicks, Schwartzman and Scott are truly the genital equivalent of Arnold Schwarzenegger starring opposite Danny DeVito — but he also treats Alex's embarrassment with genuine empathy, briefly turning the film into a serious, affecting drama about deep - seated feelings of inadequacy.

When you have someone talk to a deer and then burst into tears, you're either Douglas Sirk and a genius, or you're the dick who uses drop - needle opera cues to show how afraid you are that someone is going to figure out the difference.

In other words, he turns into a real dick.

Although not perfect, the Corvette has proven to be MY favorite car time and time again and I don't need to get into a dick measuring contest to prove it.

After all, even though erotica sells, you don't walk into a chapters / indigo / barnes and noble and see a bunch of books with naked people and dicks on the cover in the kids section, why should digital stores be any different.

Japanese publishers can't decide whether to go after the the international digital market in a serious way, and while they've dicked around, scanlators have taken things into their own hands.

And now all this is going to do is support more dick measuring contests into the future.

Dig into the game a bit and you'll discover that Pagan Min was still a dick when he was younger and had quite the ruthless streak.

This may not sound look the biggest problem in the universe, but Alchemax aren't the nicest people in the world and their dicking around with timeline has resulted in New York city being turned into a dark world indeed, a world where Peter Parker no longer works at the Daily Bugle, instead working at the dreaded Alchemax.