Sentences with phrase «dick out»

Going from «LOL Trevor whips his dick out» to «Innocent man is exploited and then murdered because of you» is pretty bad writing and it's a shame because Red Dead was soooooo good in the story department.

If someone makes a decent 2D platformer where you play as Mario who runs around with his dick out and jumps on blackface goombas... it's really a moot point if the game was completely free on a free site.

I saw Velvet Goldmine on my first ever date, and in it you get to see Ewan McGregor jumping around with his dick out, so I may be prejudiced about this one.

Like Beatriz, every day she suffers jerks: air - polluting cars, creeps who cut in line at the grocery store, mansplainers who spoil the twist in her book, dog owners who let their mutts ruin her lawn, and an old crank who dies hollering, «Keep your gigantic monkey dick out of my fucking pussy!»

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I have always wanted to pull a dick out of a thong;).

Feed your baby with them and they are suddenly the most offensive body part in the world, and if you want to breastfeed your baby in public some of these guys feel they should be able to whip their dicks out and urinate anyplace they want.

«When I met Nigel Farage we both had our dicks out.

Of note here is that Ubisoft has removed the explicit depiction of a vagina from the game while there are male characters who walk about with their dicks out that remain untouched in the game.

Not exact matches

John McAfee of «I will eat my own dick», selling AntiVirus empire to INTC for $ 7B and marrying prostitutes 30 years his junior fame is handing out presents this week.

Get your consort a viberator and while your at it get yourself a v.a.c.u.u.m hose to suck your spem out of your dick since all you want is pleasure!

If this means that a normal, sane, rational, loving human being would NOT accept any god that relishes babies being ripped out from their mothers» wombs, who orders his chosen guys to eat barley cake and dung sandwiches, who slaughters infants because their country's king is being a dick, and all the rest of the vile pornographic bloody primitive B.S. in the «Good Book,» but that nevertheless it's the «truth... welcome to it.

I'm still holding out hope that this story will end with Ambrose hitting Jericho in the dick with a cactus.

I'd tell Mike to move on with his life, and twist that knife sticking out of Luke's chest for all it's worth, just to be a dick and laugh at Rockhold.

Just enjoy pointing out every time you're a hypocritical dick riding assclown.

No matter we like Wenger we do nt like him the team we all love is falling apart and theres dicks on the team couldnt care less at least some came out with regret from Lpool loss the rest hidding behind the scapgoat Wenger....

if one strayed, the good ones would mentor and coach to get back on track... the dicks just would straight out fire one's ass (no second chances).

Junior marines peers get out because they see that they have to be accountable for every dumb swinging dick at all times or their career suffers.

His clumsiness reminds me of a young Adebayor and had he not turned out to be a lazy dick he could still have been playing for us.

Although I did take an adderall right after fight I have no idea why... I have sucked his dick enough tonight to be rather annoying but I'm not sure Hurd gets the credit he deserves for not gassing out at such a big weight / frame.

WENGER / KRONKE / GAZIDIS / DICK LAW OUT!!!!!!

I just tell people they're being a Richard when they're acting like a prick / dick, they don't know what I'm talking about and I wallow in secret smugness about how smart I am... Also I've been toying with the idea of using coconut instead of the «C» word (not a word I use, I don't like it — it sounds venomous when it pops out of someones mouth..

In addition to the cherry flavored dicks, gummy candies shaped like anatomically correct bears also caused parents to break out the smelling salts.

So we need to know how long ago candidate Weiner fell off the dick wagon and whether we can trust him at all to get back on it,» he said, laying out the timeline of Mr. Weiner's confessions — including his People magazine spread claiming to being a changed man — which we now know was published as he was still sexting.

Minuses: dick - in - a-box jokes; immobility (beware bores, as you have little means of escape); chance of poking someone's eyeball out with a flagpole; risk of fire (note: avoid open flames).

«How Bad It Hurts: 4.5 out 10 on the dick - pic scale.

How Bad It Hurts: 2.5 out of 10 on the dick - pic scale.

I mean, he figured out how to be a total dick to the guys sitting right next to him, without having to have any responsibility for said dickishness»

come over and find out if i have a big dick.

I just bit the bullet with a dating website again and got to experience my very first Overly Aggressive Guy, who proceeded to insult me by implying that I was only out for dick pics, then when I sent my message to an earlier comment (I hadn't had the pleasure of reading the dick message yet) he decided to send me his phone number and mentioned that I should contact him, though he thought I was acting like I thought I was too good for him.

I encourage the women who are really looking for a relationship to ignore the «dick pics» and take your time to weed out the creepers who want to choke you within 20 minutes.

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They pop out of nowhere, sharing unsolicited dick pics, calling you a whore when you respond and a stuck up bitch when you don't.

Naked pictures are allowed on BeNaughty, but the site's admins let users decide if they want to see someone's dick pics or if they'd rather have the naughty bits blurred out.

That guy is not the one who's sending pictures of his dick to a hundred different girls in the hopes that one will go out with him.

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Also, experience has proven that giving your number out is an invitation for some men to send a dick pic.

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He's talked lately about hanging it up after ten films, hoping to get out before he loses touch and starts making «old, limp, flaccid - dick movies.»

Now he scrapes out a living as a private dick with the objective of some day being reinstated in the glorious police force from which he believes he was wrongly dismissed.

Romeo would have guys in his bed with secrets watching him and he was mean enough to do whatever he wanted when he found out... now not so much, just another DICK.

Buffed out to the max — the slim star looks like he's gained 30 pounds of muscle — Gordon - Levitt has physically remade himself into a self - conscious caricature of Garden - State knucklehead, complete with thick Joisey accent and a swinging - dick look that would embarrass the Situation.

On the road to true love, as it turns out, there are a lot of dick jokes and a lot of gay jokes — those are actually pretty funny in context — and a line - up of stereotypes, including a cast of bit - part women who seem scary (because they know what they want) or hapless (because they're bubble - headed) or some combination.

«It's a survival game, but occasionally your dick flops out.