Not only
did Jackass 3D demolish all of the competition at the box office this weekend, it made $ 50 million earning it the highest grossing October opening weekend ever stealing the honor from Scary Movie 3 and its $ 48.1 million.
Now you may be saying to yourself, «Since when
does a Jackass movie have a plot?»
Not exact matches
«
Does the president want to lose everyone because of General
Jackass?»
Michael Dever's
Jackass Investing: Don't
do i
do it.
Bill, if bob had actually attempted it the way you just
did, and not been a
jackass, I'm pretty sure he'd have received a discussion in return.
First, please, please, please... don't be a religious
jackass.
Actually —
did you miss in your enthusiasm for your next diatribe that I actually found the
jackass comment funny?
You don't get to act like a
jackass repeatedly and then insist we proceed in a «spirit of brotherhood».
Mine is that if you don't want to get hit or thrown at until you
do, don't be a
jackass and slide into second with your cleats in the air when even Little Leaguer's know how to properly slide.
Bud you
jackass you would not say that to me personally so don't
do it on here, check sky sports the CONFIRM ARSENAL DO NOT HAVE A RECALL OPTI
do it on here, check sky sports the CONFIRM ARSENAL
DO NOT HAVE A RECALL OPTI
DO NOT HAVE A RECALL OPTION
I
did a few things this morning that make myself look like a total
jackass.
If vitriolic
jackasses like the poster MJ (who sounds like a belligerent cop) don't like it, that's too damn bad.
So... don't you tell me about Europe and welfare and hard work, you loud mouth
jackass.
Just don't be a
jackass who runs for the curl bar.
Don't be an ignorant Caveman — also known as a
Jackass in modern times.
Do not try to impress too hard, because she will consider you a
jackass.
The lead actors are typecast, with Ferrell being goofy SNL - style, Vince Vaughn
doing the loudmouth
jackass thing he
did so well in Swingers and Made and Luke Wilson acting as the straight man like in Bottle Rocket or Legally Blonde, but the refreshing thing is how the three play off each other.
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When
Jackass 2 & 3 were released, straight to dvd versions were released showing all the extras that didn't make the final cut for the feature lengths;
Jackass 2.5 and
Jackass 3.5.
Gleeson's character could come across as a real
jackass, but he doesn't — he's a deeply flawed and mistake - making human being, but ultimately one with a really good heart, as evidenced by the not - quite - throwaway brief subplot with his dying mother.
At no time during this film
do we ever feel that Cole Trickle isn't the biggest
jackass on the face of the Earth, so why have a rooting interest in his infantile whining and silly need to win races?
JACKASS PRESENTS: BAD GRANDPA Director: Jeff Tremaine Starring: Johnny Knoxville, Jackson Nicholl, Greg Harris
Do you like watching pranks performed on innocent people?
All of the other films Johnny Knoxville has
done under the
Jackass banner have been a collection of gross out gags performed by his buddies on each other.
And while seeing Knoxville rocking old man makeup as Irving and taking little Billy under his wing in this hidden camera comedy
does show an inkling of emotional storytelling rarely present in
Jackass's finest work, the social commentary present in Bruno and Borat is largely absent here.
You don't need to have seen any «
Jackass» episodes or movies to know that it's all about performing outrageous stunts in the name of comedy.
And there's a dangerous new kid in town, a «
Jackass» - y guerrilla performer (Jim Carrey,
doing pretty much what Tom Cruise
did in «Rock of Ages» — self - serious preening, with weirdly off - kilter timing) who gives the bloodthirsty public what it wants: violence, drills to the skull, that kind of thing.
What Johnny Knoxville, Bam Margera, Chris Pontius, Steve - O, the rest of the
Jackass gang
do to their bodies is art, dammit.
I just don't find all of the Airplane meets Caddyshack meets
Jackass gags consistently hilarious, while the infrequent breaking of the fourth wall, moments where Deadpool or his badly burned human alter ego Wade Wilson talk directly to the audience, not working near as well as they are undeniably intended to.
Sadly, once that angle is
done, so is the movie, although the script by writer - director Ken Shapiro thinks there is more comedic gold to be mined if he can pit Max against the ultimate
jackass of an author, Mark (Dabney Coleman, 9 to 5), who also has a thing for Max's girl.
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I don't know what cosmic justice is going on in the world when Steve Irwin dies in a freak stingray attack, but the «
Jackass» guys only get minor scars.
Jessica Biel manages to survive without ever appearing in a pair of tight jeans and
does a fine job as Sophie, and Rufus Sewell spits and eye - bulges his way through being a complete
jackass as the prince.
Also, this film
does a really great job of portraying the U.S. military in general — the jargon and the protocols feel real, and the soldiers never seem like
jackasses in uniform.
He's a
jackass, but he's right, and Sean Penn's portrayal of him is uncompromised, unflattering, and completely in keeping with stuff like his Into the Wild and The Assassination of Richard Nixon: liberal shots that don't offend the conversation.
Then again, now that I
do some research, it appears that my actual first encounter with the character of the old man was in
Jackass: The Movie, but you'll have to forgive me for forgetting that movie and trying to associate the character with a more pleasant — if still equally confounding — film.
I thought I understood it during my first encounter with this character in
Jackass Number Two, where he went around with prosthetic testicles hanging out of his shorts and letting his grandson
do whatever he wanted.
Don't let anybody tell you that you are a smug, self righteous, arrogant, snide, hidebound, insulting
jackass.
If you don't read this footnote, adequately absorb its message, and send me email to the effect of «the iPhone sux because Apple and AT&T are monopolistic robber barons», I reserve the right to punch you in the face while yelling I WAS N'T JUST TALKING ABOUT THE IPHONE YOU
JACKASS.
Hey
jackass, you can't quote a partial statement and then claim it has nothing to
do with anything.
Awful incidents like the LendInk debacle show us there's nothing funny about the
jackass - authors who freak out and attack things they don't know they approved in their own contracts.
The confused
jackass watches him reading for a minute, and then asks «How
do you scroll down?»
Michael Dever's
Jackass Investing: Don't
do i
do it.
I recently wrote a review of Mike Dever's
Jackass Investing: Don't
do i
do it.
If you were hoping for
Jackass or Anemone DLC, don't despair.
Are you one of those people who has a Gamertag that is essentially unpronounceable, a horrible mix of numbers as letters, because some
jackasses signed up with an Xbox Live Silver account with the name you were looking for, used the account for, like, one day, totally didn't even get any achievements, and then never used it again?
While the game
does feature three sets of partners (Jill & Parker, Chris & Jessica and Grinder &
Jackass), the game still feels like a solo affair, unlike the latest numbered entries in the series which felt as though they were built for co-op.
Have assholes that like to slit the artery of your career because you didn't have wire on the back of your art at install date career - block the fuckola out of you because they don't want your voice to have any clout about what true
jackasses they really are (even though you are smart enough not to burn bridges, why should they risk it?)
I don't want to be with the cynics, or the
jackasses.
My pick from this post would be this line: «When you get into the «creative» zone, the lines between «work time» and «off time» start getting blurry»... So hell to all those who don't know or sheer dumb to understand or merely a
jackass.
[30]... simply because some men like the
Jackass principals are prepared to engage in grossly stupid behaviour and then attempt to profit from their stupidity through television, internet videos and movies, or like the grievor by taking bets on whether they will actually engage in that sort of conduct,
does not mean that kind of behaviour ought to be tolerated in the workplace, even if it takes place outside of working hours during employees» lunch or break periods.