What I'm really going to do is to rid the gene pool of its 10,000 worst contributors, in an effort to speed up the evolution of the human race (yes: I made the system automatic, so that I didn't have to bother
diddling with it at every moment: Darwin was right, but the process turned
out slower than I expected, and I got bored, hence the urge to speed things up a tad).
Seriously, where were the officials who on Thursday handed
out a slow - play penalty on the PGA Tour for the first time since 1995 when Kerr was fiddling and
diddling on the LPGA Tour?