Not exact matches
This doesn't mean that you must tell
jokes or post photos
of yourself
doing silly things.
He said most people's relationship to dying is like a Woody Allen
joke: «I'm not afraid
of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.»
Now that carnivory and cryptocurrencies are gaining traction among a growing group
of people, Wilcox
jokes that he might have to
do the same.
One
of the most pronounced reactions, though, came when Meyers
did a
joke about Harvey Weinstein, the longtime film producer who sparked the reckoning over sexual harassment after The New York Times and The New Yorker revealed three decades
of allegations against him.
Meyers» friend Amy Poehler even got in on the mix, taking over a bit in which he would say the setup
of a
joke and a woman in the audience would
do the punch line.
If your business model revolves more around river tours and large bodies
of water, the mighty kraken, complete with lots
of morbid
jokes about your service to the creature, ferrying tourists to feed its unending hunger for human flesh, may
do a better job
of making your employees feel like they are part
of something greater.
When I spoke to Hannah as part
of my 2018 Big Ideas project, she referred to a famous old saying: marketers used to
joke that they knew 50 percent
of their ads worked, they just didn't know which 50 percent.
I
joke that all I
do is
do the coin toss at the start
of the game and wear an arm band.
Trump called this claim a «
joke» during a January appearance on Fox & Friends after Sen. Bernie Sanders pointed out the 2012 tweet but he quickly added that, «this is
done for the benefit
of China, because China
does not
do anything to help climate change.»
Don't worry, I've pre-written at least 52 possible versions
of what could happen and contracted a ghost - tweeter to shoot off some snarky
jokes on my behalf.
After that, my date prep sheet lands in my inbox, which has the results
of a quick Internet / Facebook search
of Lily's imprint, info on tonight's venue (a divey - but - not - too - divey bar that's just far enough away from my apartment that it doesn't look like I'm trying to get her to come home with me), and finally some conversation fodder and
jokes.
There's an ever - so - slight learning curve in figuring out what Amazon's Alexa can and can't
do, but once that's passed, the Echo Dot can forecast the weather, read an audiobook, order a pizza, tell Dad
jokes, or any number
of things Mom should find charming.
Once I learned all about the business side
of things, the pair (who, by the way, have inside
jokes and act like old friends), told me they were going to Google the next day to
do a live Hangout video chat with the tech blog Mashable.
The state didn't vote for him in 2016, and when some
of his wealthy hometown friends pushed him last month to help on SALT deductibility, he
joked, «You guys seem to be
doing OK,» according to The New York Times.
There's an ever - so - slight learning curve in figuring out what Amazon Echo's Alexa virtual assistant can and can't
do, but once that's passed, it can forecast the weather, read an audiobook, order a pizza, tell Dad
jokes, or any number
of things your father should find fascinating.
Paul was mostly known for his slapstick style
of comedy, sharing footage
of himself
doing stunts, telling
jokes, and playing pranks.
And back when we were making the show, there were a couple
of jokes going around the set about what it looks like if you
do it a certain way.
There's an ever - so - slight learning curve in figuring out what Amazon Echo's Alexa virtual assistant can and can't
do, but once that's passed, it can forecast the weather, read an audiobook, order a pizza, tell Dad
jokes, or any number
of things your dad should find fascinating.
Five hundred bucks is a silly amount to pay for a
joke flamethrower that doesn't even throw flames very far, but a perfectly reasonable amount to pay for what feels like a piece
of Musk's dream.
You could just as easily question whether it ever made sense to archive a bunch
of bad
jokes, but now we know we don't need to save everything.
No, but
jokes apart, I think the most important thing about the country is the culture, and there is an element
of Nordic culture in what we
do.
«We've been
doing these kinds
of jokes for a few years now, and I think the key thing that we're learning is to trust our gut a little more than we usually
do.
«We're asking «how many grams
of Kale
do you want in your smoothies this morning» — while most organizations are still smoking a pack
of cigarettes a day,»
joked Mahaffey.
The comments come on the heels
of Biden calling Trump «a
joke» on CNN, adding, «I just marvel over some
of the things he says and
does.»
While TechRax's video posting doesn't suggest it's a
joke — the description says the video is «for those who don't want to get $ 159 wireless AirPods or have to insert your headphones into an adapter every time you listen to music» — his profile and set
of videos suggest he has a long history
of jokingly fiddling with technology.
A couple
of years ago, after a survey asked customers what they wanted the company to
do for them, one customer
joked he wanted Qualtrics to help him buy a wedding ring for his fiance.
«He was rolling on the floor laughing at his own
jokes, and I thought, That is my kind
of guy — I
do the same thing,» Buffett says.
Part
of my thing is hilarious
jokes, and the videographer didn't include any
of that.
Use
of alcohol
does not excuse sexual comments, bawdy
jokes or offensive dancing.
Many advisors will tell you to open a speech with a
joke, but that's not always good advice, especially if your persona or the subject
of your speech doesn't readily lend itself to humor.
However, not everyone else shares this point
of view, so knowing who to
joke with and when is important if you don't want to be the social hand grenade in the room.
The
joke of when you and others are being chased, you don't need to be the fastest, just need to outrun the slowest person.
«People find a lot
of joy in rediscovering a music playlist from months ago or an old
joke with a neighbor, even though those things
did not seem particularly meaningful in the moment,» Columbia's Ting Zhang said
of her research on the subject (
done while she was at Harvard).
And I'm very appreciative
of having
done that because it was something that my mother and I had with each other as a
joke because she would tease me and ask me to let her know when I had made enough money for her to sue me for using her name.
No business topic was safe: He
did jokes on everything from being part
of the 1 percent to Obamacare.
There's an ever - so - slight learning curve in figuring out what Amazon's Alexa can and can't
do, but once that's passed, the Echo Dot can forecast the weather, read an audiobook, order a pizza, tell Dad
jokes, or any number
of things they should find charming.
Le,
Do, and the research team pulled an all nighter; they took turns wearing a standard electrode cap — sort
of like a bathing cap coated inside with gel to improve electrical conductivity — while watching movies, listening to
jokes, arguing, and more, all while a graph on the screen tracked excitement.
Today Facebook doesn't turn on its auto tagging features in countries like Canada and the EU because
of privacy concerns, and there's a certain creep factor in having a computer second guess your photo - sharing choices or having software trying to parse your
jokes to try to understand what you find funny.
He anticipates that many employees will opt in to 2G Tuesdays — 2G Mondays just didn't sound nearly as catchy, he
jokes — to get a better understanding
of what the internet feels like for people in different parts
of the world and to help report issues and make suggestions that his team might not have thought
of.
Gertner's first involvement in the («legal,» he
jokes) Canadian marijuana market came after a 2000 Ontario Court
of Appeals ruling that the government's pot prohibitions were unconstitutional because they
did not include a carve - out for medical use.
Pundits blame everything from neuroscience to Upworthy for this cathartic interruption
of advertising's jokey assault on pop culture, when it was actually the
jokes that were
doing the interrupting.
And to the guys at Sweet Jesus... don't make
jokes or have fun with the name
of a religious figure.
«Fishermen
joke that you always think the lure you don't have is the one that's going to catch the fish,» says Ross Gordon, who started Mystery Tackle Box to solve the mythical science
of finding the lure that will seduce a particular fish.
«I looked around,
did some reading, and the men's accessories market seemed like the obvious place to invest because there has just been so much
of growth,» says Barclay,
joking, «I remember when if you wore a pink shirt, everyone assumed you were gay.»
The hacking team at Fail0verflow tweeted a picture
of a small plug - in device that can apparently provide this short - out easily, and the team
joked that a simple piece
of wire from the hardware store can
do so today.
A 30 - year veteran in finance, McCarthy decided to stay and
joked with coworkers that «you don't walk out on friends in the middle
of a knife fight.»
«It turns up being a
joke, and that's what the CFPB really has been, in a sick, sad kind
of way, because you've got an institution that has tremendous authority over what you all
do for a living.»
«She makes me sign a bit
of paper every time saying, the island is hers if I don't come back,» Branson
jokes.
We literally have taken some
of the words
of our hate comments and we have said them to each other as a
joke, just because that's all you can
do.
My last sentence was intended as a
joke and should have indicated as such, along the lines
of «other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how
did you like the play?»