Sentences with phrase «douche if»

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IT has to be or he is the biggest douche in need of a good female placement someday and if I am up to it.

If we hire cliche - spouting, shit - stirring, bible - thumping, stripper - boning hypocrite homophobe douche canoe Mark Jackson I will be SO MAD.

Whether the DA throws it out or if they go to trial, I hope this douche bag police chief eats his words.

Of course if we lose to United Mou will be in complete douche mode.

If you do, tell me with what you dissagre with instead of acting like a douche who is on his period acting all crazy and butt hurt.

It's not «Luck» that DC retained the belts due to Jon being busted for being a douche - bag and then PEDs... Jon absolutely did those things that were against the law and the rules, and he was busted for it accordingly... It would have been «Luck» if Jon had maintained his belt by not getting caught doing those things.

And he seems to have at least a semblance of originality to his persona, even if he does come across as a bit of a douche a lot of the time.

So if you're using any scented soaps, wipes, douches tampons, herbal inserts --

If women already have an infection or sexually transmitted disease, douching could push that bacteria into the uterus, ovaries and fallopian tubes, where it can cause serious health issues.

If you're not getting a thumbs down from the 50 % douche bag ratio (once again I am probably being generous) on dating sites, you probably need some sort of therapy anyway.

Seriously, if you are giving tips, treat your members as equals, unless you want to be viewed as a «that condescendingly annoying douche.»

If you love hooking up with locals in your area then Adult Hookups is something you need to try, they have the most members of any local hookup site and the guys on here aren't douche - bags who are filled with themselves, instead they are thankful to hook up with a hot chick and do a great job of pleasing you before himself, its a wonderful change of pace for a sexy girl like me.

your chances of meeting someone are virtually zero if you sound like a douche.

Director Jake Szymanski is nothing if not a product of the internet age — this is his first feature, and his previous credits include digital shorts like «Bat Fight with Will Ferrell,» «Red Bull Energy Douche,» and «Three Matthew McConaugheys and a Baby.»

If there's anything we can learn from the first two trailers for Showtime's upcoming financial drama Billions, it's that Paul Giamatti's yelling capabilities haven't waned and having a lot of money might make you kind of a douche.

Well, unless your friends are massive douches who try to ruin the fun by arsing around instead of playing properly — and if that's the case, then why are you even friends with them?!

I know If I had a roommate and they were running this eating up all the bandwidth I would not be paying for any of the internet any longer and have my own connection set up, before I would pay for half of nothing so that douche nozzle could play his video games... Parents aren't going to be OK with it either....

If you were thinking of arin hanson while writing that, Id say not a big loss, the guy is a douche and does nt care anymore anyways.

Sony is apparently being a real douche when it comes to handling this by suggesting a low budget and major dumbed down changes to rope in a greater audience, and if the story is true about what they're suggesting, then this sort of douchebaggery should be investigated and exposed!

If so, you might want to contact Larry The Douche, Insurance Company Defender Supreme!

Female patients: If you are having symptoms, do not douche or place anything in your vagina (creams, tampons, douching, intercourse) for 24 hours prior to the appointment.