Sentences with phrase «driving jokes to»

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There are plenty of quips in the letter, including a joke likening a CEO's penchant for dealmaking to the drive of teenagers.

Certain of her correspondence, particularly a series of letters to her friend Maryat Lee withheld from publication until 1994, exposes a disturbing facet of her identity as a mid-century white Southerner: a taste for racial jokes and a visceral distaste for the very blackness of black people which seems irreparably out of joint with her identity as a believing Roman Catholic and a writer of theology - driven fiction.

Especially when we stopped to pick up two toddlers halfway through our drive, spending the remainder of the trip taking turns singing, telling jokes, and playing peek - a-boo in an effort to distract them from their mounting hunger, and ourselves from the sign that said home was still 39 kilometers away.

Recently Juan Pablo Montoya said that it's «a joke» that he's even being considered, whilst Jacques Villeneuve (because of course he has an opinion) said Kubica's injured arm could pose a danger not just to himself, but also other drivers because he can apparently only drive with one hand.

Goldthwait's joke hinged on the horse being driven to suicide by how horrible Tech's team was, and yeah, the Red Raiders hadn't won more than six games in a season since 1989.

We are now a joke club under a dictatorship that simply is determined to drive the club into mediocrity.

Then it becomes one of those horrible jokes where you don't get the punchline for a second, then you do, then you realise it was aimed at you, and now everyone's laughing at you, even your mother, and so you try to join in to deflect and defuse the laughter but they can sense your weakness, your panic, and this drives them into new paroxysms of vicious joy, their voices a swelling, cackling polyphony, and you want the earth to open and swallow you, and then - yes!

And they know that under clueless Wenger, who is propped up by an ambitionless profit driven joke of a board — that isn't going to happen.

All joking aside the kid can fly and has the drive and work ethic to succeed.

now to the topic: its proven again and again welbeck is a joke of a striker he hasn't that drive for goals..

Now I know you think you're joking about just driving her around to get her to sleep without nursing down, but people have done similar things with great success.

OK, fine, but what if your job has a private space with a locking door that's not the bathroom where you can pump for as long as you need as often as you need so that you can use your industrial strength breast pump which by some miracle you can afford so you can now fill up bag after bag of fresh healthy milk every three hours at work for six months straight and your supportive husband can drive to work and pick it up for you so you don't even have to store it in the gross community refrigerator so as to avoid the all - too - inevitable jokes about whether you're going to «whip up a milkshake for everyone» or remarks such as, «Guess we'll be just fine when the coffee creamer runs out?»

Kenyans have a way of laughing off some of the things that drive American mothers to joke about drinking wine out of sippy cups.

John Whittingdale has said the BBC's approach to impartiality drives him «insane» and joked about abolishing the corporation in a talk at Cambridge University's Conservative Association.

Paterson appeared with his SNL doppelganger, Fred Armisen, who kicked off the scene with one of his trademark New Jersey jokes and then launched into a bit about driving without being able to see.

Spitzer's father had driven all three of his children to push their intellectual limits, but figuring out a way to break into the Gambinos» West 35th Street office to plant a bug — by using Con Ed trucks on a phony repair call, by picking locks, switching off alarms, and evading motion detectors — then listening to hundreds of hours of tapes of Tommy and Joe Gambino cursing and joking and scheming?

I joke that the two have nothing to do with each other — one is logical and data - driven and the other is not.

He compares it to an old joke about a communist bureaucracy: The leaders wanted drivers to switch from the left side of the road to the right, «but because this was a very complicated and delicate matter, they would begin on Monday with only party members switching sides, and everyone else would drive as before.

Spending by subscribers on Web dating sites has soared, rising to a projected $ 100 million... But after hearing that Mr. Eddy drove a Jeep, Ms. Sivik's friends, who had a long - running joke about trying to find her a bald guy with a Jeep,...

Online dating profiles may begin as jokes or time wasters at work or good deeds on behalf of single, lonely friends whose digital picture you happen to have in your hard drive.

We love to laugh and joke and drive each other wild.

And then the «joke» is that the attractive female that has prompted Alan to this action is not a hot blonde in a bikini driving a sports car but a preadolescent girl in the backseat of a family car.

There are one or two noteworthy inclusions among the elisions, such as the payoff to a blatant set up about Carell's Cal being bad at driving in reverse (it's labelled «The Joke Nobody Laughed At») and an alternate ending that calls back lamely to a Dirty Dancing punchline.

In Brave, Merida's family is quite the interesting bunch — her father (King Fergus) would rather joke than fulfill his obligations; her mother (Queen Elinor) is the serious one, ruling over the kingdom from behind - the - scenes; her triplet brothers silently partake in mischief on an endless drive to consume pies and other sweets.

The chip's theft would be devastating to the nations of the world and upset the balance of power and / or would put Apple and Microsoft out of business; the explanation is tossed off quickly and is really not germane to this discussion, because mainly what the movie wants and needs are excuses for people to fight and wisecrack and drive stylish cars very quickly and blow things up and smash vehicles and destroy property and make some more jokes and maybe flirt a little and kill people without dwelling too long on the dead bodies and maybe quite possibly and casually kill innocent civilians but not acknowledge anything more than — wow!

The couple is Jenn (Missy Peregrym) and Alex (Jeff Roop), and the film starts with them driving from the city to the countryside in a montage that establishes they are comfortable with each other — enough to have a little inside joke about a song he loves and she hates, moments of silence without feeling obligated to talk, and, in general, enough patience to last a lengthy road trip without getting into a serious fight over the little things.

Unfortunately, this special - effects - driven flick devolves at this juncture into a series of infantile animal jokes, especially of the «poop landing on head» and «swift kick to the crotch» variety.

Murphy is very much the driving force behind the comedy, most of which comes off very successfully, although the Klump family fart jokes do start to get a bit wearing.

The deleted / extended bits are as follows: Andy Samberg (4:12) on Bob Dylan, Aziz Ansari (1:42) on acting and Twitter, alternate Reggie banter (0:39), Medi - Ship complications (1:06), Fabrice Fabrice (4:21) performing a poem on a lost city, Anna Kendrick (1:47) recalling her Tony nomination as a 12 - year - old and eating a cat's liver, Rodney Waber (5:34) dishes more Harrison Ford gossip, dances, and reveals a senior citizen ticket price trick, David Cross (2:49) talks talking animals and white toilets, Senator Dewhurst (3:14) confesses strange sex dreams about his aunt and his plan to drive drunk, Zoe Saldana (2:03) answers questions about movies and acts out a Jerry Maguire reboot, «Garry Marshall» (1:19) explains why he's done with movies, Gillian Jacobs (1:38) discusses the ghost of Christopher Marlowe and the conflict in Nebraska, Chef Emeril Lugosi (0:34) endures a pun about sun - dried tomatoes, Andy Richter (4:59) delivers a kid - friendly version of «The Aristocrats» joke, pulls a gun after not answering a fart question (a task handled by Andy Samberg on the show itself), and responds to the 1990s TV movie The Shining, Tom Perdy (0:44) shows off a couple of additional cartoons.

It's a throwback to old screwball comedies where anything could happen without having to make sense, and it relies on that zaniness to drive laughs rather than pairing it with rapid - fire jokes like an Airplane!

The real star of the movie winds up being Sudeikis, whose sweetly id - driven take on Fred winds up scoring most of the movies biggest laughs, including ending the movie on one of the greatest cut - to - credit jokes ever.

That goal, which doubles as Diaz's own insistently self - deprecating joke about her flat chest, drives Elizabeth to do all sorts of disreputable things, like steal proceeds from a school car wash (where she reels in customers via a skimpy Daisy Dukes outfit) and compete for a salary bonus by drugging a state official (Thomas Lennon) and filching a test so that her class will perform better than all others, and especially that of ultra-cheery rival Amy (Lucy Punch).

The inevitable montage of the two dads attempting to one - up each other while literally buying the kids love earns a few laughs but suffers from over-the-top physical comedy that relies too much on special effects to drive the joke home.

The filmmaker, who happened to be sitting near a certain Murder, She Wrote legend in the audience, joked, «For what it's worth, I just signed Angela Lansbury to the sequel: Get Out 2: Driving Miss Rosy.

Cinema audiences however never got the joke as the whole «grindhouse» experience was as alien to today's young teenaged audiences that frequent today's multiplexes as were the concept of a drive - in.

It is ironic that the advent of cell phones / Twitter allows people who are driving to talk back to the radio talk show host in order to win a contest, tell a joke or rant about politics, not to mention talk with one another.

However, to claim it as the ultimate driving machine is a joke.

I heard the alarm many times — thirty - six times on one day, according to Progressive, whose spokesperson asked if I was joking or trying to drive like a maniac just to test the system.

There's an old joke that the best cars for teenagers are those that get terrible gas mileage (so they can't afford to drive too far from home), are built like tanks (for safety reasons), and seat just one person (to keep distractions to a minimum).

Johnny delivered the setup from the driver's seat of a 1953 Corvette and later joked that Chevy would let him drive their million - dollar race cars, but was very hesitant about allowing him to sit in 53 roadster.

All joking aside, the 2019 Toyota Corolla Hatchback is definitely entertaining to drive in the corners.

He joked that «we're all trying to figure out how this car works while we're driving it.»

I give away series starters as eBooks and audiobooks and use bad dragon jokes on Twitter to drive traffic to them.

At that rate, shopping for Shipt seems like a joke (especially considering that you have to drive your own car to deliver).

Lack of games yeah rite, I have over 300 ready to installs, not to mention about 30 + on external hard drive then there's the rest I havnt purchased which is tons, beyond a joke coming out with something like that.

I would not recommend this current version of the game to anyone because it'll drive you absolutely insane with the bewildering amounts of technical issues this joke has to offer.

The game is built around this humor, and while some may find it a bit much, it's clear the team at Arkedo doesn't really give a f ***, packing the game with constant chuckles from the dialog to the death sequences, leveraging running jokes, amazing animation and mini-game driven finishing moves that will threaten to unhinge your eyeballs at every monster mashing in the vein of a cracked - out Ren and Stimpy episoode.

I have long joked that rather than airbags, they should install a 6 - inch spike on the steering column to make people think twice about tailgating or driving too fast.

To the «hatchet job» inference (# 177), I listened with my ears and nobody else's to the May 6th «Fresh Air» interview, when Gore moved from an ethanol / food price debate, to his joke about some minister's absurd believe that Katrina was New Orleans» punishment for a gay pride parade, to his clear inference that Myanmar and, previously, Bangladesh, are part of an emerging consensus that the trend towards more Category 5 and stronger storms appears to be linked to AGW, specifically the heating of the upper oceans, driving convection energy, etcTo the «hatchet job» inference (# 177), I listened with my ears and nobody else's to the May 6th «Fresh Air» interview, when Gore moved from an ethanol / food price debate, to his joke about some minister's absurd believe that Katrina was New Orleans» punishment for a gay pride parade, to his clear inference that Myanmar and, previously, Bangladesh, are part of an emerging consensus that the trend towards more Category 5 and stronger storms appears to be linked to AGW, specifically the heating of the upper oceans, driving convection energy, etcto the May 6th «Fresh Air» interview, when Gore moved from an ethanol / food price debate, to his joke about some minister's absurd believe that Katrina was New Orleans» punishment for a gay pride parade, to his clear inference that Myanmar and, previously, Bangladesh, are part of an emerging consensus that the trend towards more Category 5 and stronger storms appears to be linked to AGW, specifically the heating of the upper oceans, driving convection energy, etcto his joke about some minister's absurd believe that Katrina was New Orleans» punishment for a gay pride parade, to his clear inference that Myanmar and, previously, Bangladesh, are part of an emerging consensus that the trend towards more Category 5 and stronger storms appears to be linked to AGW, specifically the heating of the upper oceans, driving convection energy, etcto his clear inference that Myanmar and, previously, Bangladesh, are part of an emerging consensus that the trend towards more Category 5 and stronger storms appears to be linked to AGW, specifically the heating of the upper oceans, driving convection energy, etcto be linked to AGW, specifically the heating of the upper oceans, driving convection energy, etcto AGW, specifically the heating of the upper oceans, driving convection energy, etc..

All joking aside, the review does show just how practical a modern electric car can be for most day - to - day driving, and also includes a strong argument why battery vehicles trump hydrogen every time.