Not exact matches
If you like
dumb zombie type
movies with gore and
movies with poor
plots, you might like this
movie.
But the
plot is so
dumb and feels like its been whipped up so fast just to get it out asap after the
movie release.
The writer - director, Shana Feste, who made the 2010 Gwyneth Paltrow vehicle «Country Strong,» knows how to stage a road
movie as soft - edged psychodrama, without getting bogged down in
dumb plot developments.
Which tells me American viewers are pretty stupid as I just watched «John Wick» which averages a 7.8 and this
movie gets a 5.4... which is laughable because «John Wick» was one of the
dumbest movies I ever saw in my life, directed by Keanu Reeves stunt double, with 0
plot, 0 point, and near 0 near 0 enjoyment value.
The second
movie in an evolving franchise lifts the
plots from the three Indiana Jones pictures and recycles them into a two - hour,
dumbed - down video game
plot that will leave audience members asking «Why bother?»
Everything that's good in the
movie slows down or distends or interrupts the
dumb plot.
With plenty of
dumb puns, the straight - line story barely ever hits a
plot point in a
movie that coasts on its primary conceit of watching dogs talk and interact as if they had a frontal lobe.
If the
plot sounds familiar, it's because the
movie follows the same basic story beats of the original, and while that's not as problematic as it would be for most sequels — after all, these guys are so
dumb they transcend logic — there's something that just feels off about this installment.
I wasn't expecting a great
movie, i walked in expecting to hate it, but if you are capable of turning your brain off to enjoy the ride this
movie is fun, dialogue and
plot are pretty
dumb (Again, turn your brain off, otherwise you'll feel insulted) This is more like another Transformers
movie, no real
plot, just special effects and cool action scenes.
Even if the
plot is unremarkable in that regard, there wasn't much of a chance to enjoy the development since Luketic insisted the
movie be
dumbed down as possible.
Anything more than 95 minutes is asking for quite a bit, and given that the
movie only begrudgingly has a
plot at all, what we have is a collection of skit - like scenes of two characters doing idiotic things, which does tend to grow tedious after a bit since every joke has the same punch line — these guys are unfathomably
dumb.
Given de Souza's experience as a screenwriter, one gets the impression from the finished product that he probably didn't get his way much of the time when conceptualizing this
movie, as it features one of the shoddiest
plots and
dumbest characterizations I've ever seen for a
movie of this magnitude.
Now, I think Man of Steel is a very
dumb movie,
plot - rehashing Christopher Reeve
movies while adding the same violent - Messiah tone that convinced a generation of frat dudes that The Boondock Saints is super deep, man.
The result of which is a highly stylized picture with more swooping camera effects than you can shake a stick at, well - filmed action sequences, and some of the worst dialogue ever written in a screenplay with perhaps the
dumbest excuse for an action
movie plot.