Not
for a first date, but if you're a more seasoned pair, try mastering these 36 kisses: French Kiss, Sniff Kiss, Nip Kiss, Eskimo Kiss, Butterfly Kiss, Basic Kiss, Spiderman Kiss, Flavored Kiss, Vacuum Kiss, Fish Kiss, Tease Kiss,
Candy Kiss, Ice Kiss, Firm Kiss, From Behind Kiss, Slow Motion Kiss, Opposite Kiss, Downward Kiss, Tickle Kiss, No Lips Kiss, Blow Kiss, Woodpecker Kiss, Lady and the Tramp Kiss, Shocking Kiss, High Low Kiss, Kiss on the Hand, Kiss on the Cheek, Kiss on the Neck, Kiss on the Fingers, Kiss on the Shoulder, Kiss on the
Ear, Kiss on the Back, Kiss on the Navel, Kiss on the Nose, Kiss on the Eyes, Kiss on the Forehead.
They've included more than 100 inventive recipes
for everything from Dressed - Up Classics to pink and white
Candy Cane cookies, Mint Meringue Wreaths, Stained - Glass Ornament Cookies made from fruit - flavored Life Savers to no - bake coconut Christmas Mice with red current noses and almonds
for ears.
Then, take your
ears over to the British Library's online Sounds division, where you'll find a quantity of aural
candy (and potatoes, and brussel sprouts)
for your delectation.