At Bayside Retreat we offer you all the comforts of home: * Full
breakfast essentials together with free range eggs and fresh
breads * Fully equipped kitchen with dishwasher, microwave, refrigerator, oven / stove * Laundry facilities with washing machine and clothes drier * Comfortable Queen and Double size beds * Futon sofa beds for extra guest and / or couple * Colour television, VCR and / or DVD player * Split system air conditioning and heating * Linen and towels * Carport * Pets by arrangement Both are non-smoking homes for everyone's comfort.
Cooked bacon sandwiches for Sprogs»
breakfast (to remove temptation from fridge for The Great Famine of 2012); did grocery shopping; bought Husband six - pack of beer for New Year's Eve party; bought chooks 25 kg bag of scratch mix; staggered to car with 25 kg bag of scratch mix; washed and hung out two loads of washing; filled recycling bin with empty bottles and cartons; baked eggshells to make grit for chooks; assembled wraps for Husband and Sprogs for lunch; baked banana
bread to use up manky banana supplies; baked biscuits with Sprog 2, who doesn't like banana
bread; shut back door 50 times to stop plague of mozzies getting in; shut front door 20 times to stop plague of mozzies getting in; killed lots of mozzies; threw out old magazines and newspapers; put crap away from recent car trip; cleaned chook shit out of chook house; sorted three baskets of clean laundry; unpacked and repacked diswasher; returned to supermarket for forgotten
essentials: toilet paper, broccoli, sparklers and last shot of caffeine before The Great Famine of 2012; cooked dinner; washed Sprogs» hair and painted Sprog 2's toenails rainbow colours for New Year's Eve party; copped grief from Husband for painting Sprog 2's toenails (some sexualisation nonsense); went to New Year's Eve Party; reluctantly abandoned third glass of French champagne after being reminded of designated driver status; drove Husband and Sprogs home from New Year's Eve party; took Unisom; collapsed in bed at 11.50 pm.