I heard of a woman today who got attacked by a dog, climbed a
telephone pole, fell out of a tree, was yelled at by a police officer on a 911 call, got patched in to the State Police in New York, was almost arrested and sent to jail, trespassed on several people's property, hurtled fences and hedges in a mad dash through a neighborhood, and
even convinced a former mayor of our town to call in some favors to the local power company.
In order for pups to be sold (and no one gives them away anymore), the pups must be advertised in some way (all newspapers are full of these ads),
even if it is only a sign on a
telephone pole.