Sentences with phrase «family jokes about me»

My family jokes about how everything in our house is some shade of white.

My family jokes about my standard saying when offered a sugary dessert — «you know that is poison, right?»

My family jokes about the same thing!

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Back in 1983, Lee Nilsson was appearing in The Globe and Mail wearing a straw - coloured Stetson and joking about the family's new live - by - satellite auction business.

True family occurs when everybody laughs at a joke about peas on the curtains.

I feel insecure about my decision to put off starting a family, so I make self - depreciating jokes about how I lack motherly instincts.

But one of the things I've always loved about blogging is that I get to my whole self here: I get to love theology and Church talk, I get to write about mothering and family and marriage, I get to crack jokes at my own expense, I get to love Doctor Who and Call the Midwife, I get to love thrifting and knitting and pretty things as well as being a Jesus feminist, I get to be a homemaker who talks recipes and cleaning and laundry as well as a lover of literature and poetry and history and Girl Power, I love the local church and yet I don't wear rose - coloured glasses about this stuff.

What a joke: black pastors lecturing others about family values.

got to his family, they were clearly not happy about it (even as one might defended it as a joke it was still from the official H&R account with plenty of followers).

She handed over the cash — about $ 143 in today's money, which was no joke for my family back then.

Remember, each family has to live with its own decisions when it comes to safety — and there's no joking about that.

It's possibly the most over-used gag on family sit - coms spanning the TV airwaves from the days of Leave it to Beaver till our own 8 Simple Rules: a parent tries to lay down a message of authority to a errant child, and the other parent uses the opportunity to joke about the parent's own childishness.

I've had family members joke about it and on a couple of occasions have had to get horizontal in front of other nursing mums & one or two of their husbands because my baby was getting worked up.

we would joke about starting a family and having lots of kids running around.

In this episode, our parents chat about what games their kids like the most and how family game nights are creating awesome memories for their kiddos (and some pretty funny inside jokes too)!

Jesse Watters, the Fox News host who took heat this week for making a joke about Ivanka Trump that was criticized as lewd, is taking a family vacation until Monday.

They joked in the exchanges about whether Michael Venditto — a Nassau County legislator and then a state senator — was now more important than the Venditto family dog.

LAST MONTH, ANDREW Cuomo took some time off from his job as New York's attorney general, rented a recreational vehicle and drove upstate with his three daughters on an 11 - day campaign swing with a little family vacation mixed in: «Camp Campaign» is how Cuomo joked about it with me.

Baez has always had an explanation for her attendance... what you fail to realize is that even with the attendence record she has brought so much resources to her district... do your your homework... cabrera knows the system cause he worked in it... ha what a joke what about maria understand her district cause she was one of us... a single mom struggling to raise her daughter... 1199... working families... Bronx Democratic County Committee... all those organization & company based their decision on political moves not on her track record... cabrera is an outsider... Mujers For Baez!

«I joked at the beginning that this was my favorite topic — me — but actually getting up in front of a bunch of people and sharing family stories and talking about myself is a little daunting,» Sherman says.

«We like to joke that if we ever had a reality cooking show about our family, it'd be called «Our Kids Eat That Shit,»» Dan says.

PMS, in my family, is something that's expected, joked about and an excuse to give in to all the chocolate cravings you get, so to say.

I am coming from big family and yes, we are making jokes about our partners too.

We have a joke in our family about my husband never parking over a pile of leaves in case the hot car makes them catch fire.

I'm 5» 4» about 177pds I am a dishwasher for Stella's Diner am married w / 2 daughters, my marriage is going on a down hill situation, I love to cuddle and joke around, I don't take things seriously about stupid things in life, I like playing computer games and go bowling with friends and family

Love to joke about everything except religion, politics, family and friend.

Funny jokes about marriage, relationship: man, lady, husband, wife, home life, adultery, The priceless humor and funny jokes on this page milk all the sacred cows of human family hijinks.

Crude stuff for a family newspaper, but despite the warm - and - fuzzy - celebrity cred that star Courteney Cox brings to it, some funny lines and good acting all around, Cougar Town is a crude show, built on jokes about oral sex and droopy breasts, a show in which words like «coochie» are used with regrettable abandon.

Films that might have fit this putative strand included the charming but overlong Timeless Stories, co-written and directed by Vasilis Raisis (and winner of the Michael Cacoyannis Award for Best Greek Film), a story that follows a couple (played by different actors at different stages of the characters» lives) across the temporal loop of their will - they, won't - they relationship from childhood to middle age and back again — essentially Julio Medem - lite, or Looper rewritten by Richard Curtis; Michalis Giagkounidis's 4 Days, where the young antiheroine watches reruns of Friends, works in an underpatronized café, freaks out her hairy stalker by coming on to him, takes photographs and molests invalids as a means of staving off millennial ennui, and causes ripples in the temporal fold, but the film is as dead as she is, so you hardly notice; Bob Byington's Infinity Baby, which may be a «science - fiction comedy» about a company providing foster parents with infants who never grow up, but is essentially the same kind of lame, unambitious, conformist indie comedy that has characterized U.S. independent cinema for way too long — static, meticulously framed shots in pretentious black and white, amoral yet supposedly lovable characters played deadpan by the usual suspects (Kieran Culkin, Nick Offerman, Megan Mullally, Kevin Corrigan), reciting apparently nihilistic but essentially soft - center dialogue, jangly indie music at the end, and a pretty good, if belated, Dick Cheney joke; and Petter Lennstrand's loveably lo - fi Up in the Sky, shown in the Youth Screen section, about a young girl abandoned by overworked parents at a sinister recycling plant, who is reluctantly adopted by a reconstituted family of misfits and marginalized (mostly puppets) who are secretly building a rocket — it's for anyone who has ever loved the Tintin moon adventures, books with resourceful heroines, narratives with oddball gangs, and the legendary episode of Angel where David Boreanaz turned into a Muppet.

Though much of the film's second half gets a little too arch and convoluted, the filmmaker somehow manages to transform his sick cinematic joke into an oddly touching tale about family and acceptance.

In Canadian director Sarah Polley's experimental, poetic documentary about the relationship between people (her family, specifically), stories, and identity, she investigates the validity of the lingering family joke that her dad, Michael Polley, isn't her biological father.

THIS IS WHERE I LEAVE YOU Director: Shawn Levy Starring: Jane Fonda, Jason Bateman, Tina Fey, Corey Stoll, Adam Driver, Connie Britton, Kathryn Hahn, Rose Byrne, Dax Shepard, Timothy Olyphant, Debra Monk It's become a joke with my parents that I love movies about dysfunctional families.

If there's a widespread problem in modern American comedies, it's that readiness to give up a good joke for some sorry excuse for a moral about family values, friendship, being yourself, yada yada yada.

She is embarrassed of her family's run - down car, continuously jokes about «living on the wrong side of the tracks» and even lies to some of her friends about which house she lives in.

It's become a joke with my parents that I love movies about dysfunctional families.

Family Guy actually has a degree of variety to it, and is capable of making jokes about more than 3 things.

At one point at the dinner table, he jokes about taking a «big bite of fear» — it's an unexpectedly uproarious moment; later, it's clear, he's the only one in the family able to take it all in — all the frustration, rage, sorrow, and unpalatable, dark secrets — spit it all out, and remain whole.

The modern comedy landscape, heavily influenced by the success of Family Guy and the Adult Swim model, is all about fitting as many jokes as possible onto the screen in the shortest period of time.

We were going to make a joke about how it makes sense for Gleeson to play a guy who would abandon his friend after a bear attack since he played a guy who abandoned his family in the face of a Voldemort attack in that series, but that was actually Percy Weasley, not Bill.

I thought when you announced the Family Circus news it was a joke because Nick Swardson recently did a short bit on developing a Family Circus movie on the Comedy Death Ray podcast: http://www.earwolf.com/episode/episode-73-nick-swardson-jon-daly so sad that a joke made about something that should be absurd has actually become a reality.

Such a narrow vision of the family is frustrating to watch for many reasons — fake news jokes, jokes about his taxes, and his obsession with New York are dropped in as though they've never been mocked before — but most of all because given the genre, this cartoon should be a lot more adventurous.

On the eve of a new play, he talks about family, critics and telling racist jokes

It's become part of the American conversation to joke about the dysfunction and awkwardness that holidays and family gatherings foster.

There are jokes about New York, Los Angeles, antisemitism, psychology, hallucinatory drugs, religion, family, education, politics, hypochondria, threesomes, underaged girls, masturbation, and pseudo-intellectuals, recurring themes in Allen's movies and life.

Roald Dahl's whimsical, imaginative novel about an orphan girl and a «big friendly giant» becomes a heavy - footed, CGI - choked family film, complete with fantasy violence and fart jokes.

Families who made more, he joked, should «go to the chapel and ask Jesus what to do about that.»

We talked about family and where we attended church and had some laughs because I was being silly and telling jokes.

The minivan is today's station wagon, and while many jokes have been made about this much - maligned mode of transportation, the fact remains that families with children often end up with a minivan at some point in the kids» growth curve.

Ms. Nixon's response was decidedly more sanguine than Affleck's, stating, «I'm sure we'll make many jokes about it in the years to come, about the ax murderess in our family, but I think we will remain in awe of her.»

(Before it was over, someone played a VHS tape of an animated Family Circus holiday TV special, and they'd all joked about it together.)