Sentences with word «fart»

He is the center of everything, don't know where to exclude this old fart joke of a manager we have

As a 58 year old fart in training, I can certainly relate to most of what you wrote about.

It's unexpectedly refreshing to have a film dive into the psyche of boner jokes and daddy issues without the usual self - service (Garden State) or self - congratulation (The Hangover) that make young adult male stories often insufferable — though you may obviously disagree if the steady sound of farts in this one puts you off.

For the esteem of Ozu and being Criterion Collection there is an inordinate amount of fart jokes in this film.

The Florida Gators had a huge brain fart on Saturday and almost blew a game that should have been a cake...

The import of music video gurus given a budget and no restrictions, Swiss Army Man is a thing of pure, unrestricted energy; a colorful id of originality that mixes meaningful meditations on male bonding in with fart jokes and puppet bear attacks.

You might give a flatulent puppy a nick - name like Farts at home, but a similar sounding name like Bart may be easier to use in public while still retaining your dignity.

The headline's screamed: «Harry Potter star Daniel Radcliffe's latest role as farting corpse with an erection prompts audience walk out».

From games about not farting on a date to a game about stacking muscle men into a tower, there were plenty of strange options for every gamer to explore.

A lot has been made about how many of Apple's and Android's 600,000 available apps are useless — after all, who needs 20 apps for making fart noises?

Methane, for example, is about 11 percent of greenhouse gas emissions — and no, not from cow farts — actually cow burps.

This club has enough money to compete, we are just stale, we have an old fart for a manager and an even older board, we need new blood.

The old de Cesaris still popped up at times though, and after this brain fart at Imola, Hunt lets rip with another string of classic insults.

When they were discussing whether or not fart jokes and things like that were funny or good in the movie, Jay wasn't joking.

The most notorious of these apps made fart noises, and it seems history is repeating itself with TouchFart.

The Bible is a work of fiction by a bunch of old farts who were bored!

There were no defensive lapses, no brain farts from Wojciech Szczesny, no ill - timed fouls from Kostas Manolas, nothing.

Before the Science Diet fiasco, my dog was also previously on Acana but it made my dog extremely gassy; I don't think I have ever heard a dog fart so much in my life!

Really, do we need more fart apps, just on a bigger screen?

It doesn't make our experiments run faster or better, or do anything that claiming it was all due to a big pink unicorn fart doesn't do.

Again over 70 % of play and we just fart about left to right back try again, players like Scholes Lampard where are they that hit from outside box, so sadly missed and yes and Van Persie too.

Those old farts didn't listen to a word you said and will never change.

Now devoting some time into truly farting around in GTA Online for a bit.

era comic from writers Gerry Duggan and Brian Poshen came out of the gates filled to the brim with more fart jokes than Jack Black in Tropic Thunder, by the third story arc, «The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly» Deadpool was dealing with genocide, family, and devastating loss.

We mostly are just farting around, playing an Oscar game: Name the actor that appeared in both Best Picture nominees!

After about one week she started to not eat as much (very weird for her lol) and had the WORST smelling farts and not so firm stool.

I always loved this kid... I remember that game he starrted at white fart lane really impressed me....

This is a movie about a Great Dane with Owen Wilson's (Fantastic Mr. Fox, Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian) voice who interrupts a marital kiss between Pace (When in Rome, A Single Man) and Greer's (27 Dresses, American Dreamz) hapless suburbanites by farting in as smelly a manner as possible, and then saying to us — we can, dear god, hear Marmaduke talk — «I know it's juvenile, but it's all I've got.»

We then head out to buy some sort of concoction to help remedy our little fart machine babies.

We do an initial rinse cycle with cold water then wash all the diapers on hot water with a Tbsp of Crunchy Clean diaper detergent (all natural and comes in yummy scents like Monkey Farts and Pink Sugar... how could you not love laundry time with those).

Currently sitting behind «little brother» Spuds in the table, with LC and visits to Manure, Everton and White Fart Lane on the horizon.

You can only come across celebrities in weird costumes and other people's constant smelly farts for so long before you finally snap.

Find out why some dogs fart so much and learn how to handle flatulence in your dog.

Too many times we played them sh*t from wet fart lane when their not playing good and we do nt beat them... remember the last game thay were playing....

Add some visual wonders, a supporting cast including Rebecca Hall, Bill Hader, Jemaine Clement and some awesome corgis - as well as strong candidates for best fart gags of the year - and The BFG turns out a winner, blending Dahl's big imagination with a surprisingly simple tale at its core that'll defy you to not be won over.Hide

Here, you've exactly the same Sad Fart rights as if you'd paid for it.

I explained that while these are all things that we all do, there are also manners involved and that from that point on there was absolutely no shame in asking to be excused if they felt a big ol' fart coming on.

I therefore shall return to this world bearing the proud and altogether appropriate name of Little Fart.

We start with «Welcome to the Bonus Features», which features Paul Feig enjoying a good fart joke.

Arrogant arseholes think they're too good for their own farts now but still obsess about Port Vale despite us being 3 leagues apart.

Play Farts VS Zombies!

And you probably aren't even reading this because you are riding around on your giant unicorn farting fairy dust on the rest of us.

Amid the palm - trees of the oasis Gibreel appeared to the Prophet and found himself spouting rules, rules, rules, until the faithful could scarcely bear the prospect of any more revelation, Salman said, rules about every da - mn thing, if a man farts let him turn his face to the wind, a rule about which hand to use for the purpose of cleaning one's behind.