Sentences with phrase «fart joke for»

This blog post title is for B. Hopefully she's reading or else I just lost all my female readers with the world's first Swiss chard / fart joke for nothing.

Paramount's grumpy - green - ogre franchise is the epitome of the hand - hold movie: family flicks that serve up action, tomfoolery and life - lessons for the kids, nonstop pop - culture in - jokes for the adults, and fart jokes for the whole family.

Not exact matches

It doesn't rhyme with a body part, doesn't fit too easily into a fat joke, isn't a word for poop or fart, and, as of yet, has no ties to any gay jokes, so what makes people think that kids are going to jump all over it?

For a while we get to hear more mercy killings of great songs like Paul McCartney's Live And Let Die, and of course there is no shortage of fart, crap, or butt jokes.

You might think that pretty much sets the tone for the movie but, while it does have its fair share of fart, poo and belch jokes (c'm on, it stars Mike Myers), Shrek is, surprisingly, a fairly conventional family - orientated fantasy.

Featuring a screenplay by no less than five writers, Flushed Away has clearly been geared to appeal primarily to small children - as evidenced by the film's emphasis on action - oriented set pieces and distinctly broad bits of comedy (there's even a fart joke thrown in for good measure).

Rosenbaum's intent seems pure enough, but his concepts for comedy and intimacy leave much to be desired, making the picture difficult to understand as it weaves through heartfelt confessions and fart jokes.

As for the fart jokes and mankini jokes below, the target audience is very clear.

There aren't any fart jokes but there might as well be; somehow the humor is even more lowbrow than in the original, begging for the relative smarts of 2006's «Beerfest.»

It has zippy energy, visual imagination, inspired puns and all the fart jokes, booger gags and vomit spews a 13 - year - old could ask for, yet it's grounded in a harmless innocence.

(Kunis is what some call a «ladette»: «I like fart jokes, for sure.»)

For example, cyclists have a habit of perishing around the accident prone detective in over-the-top sight gags and there is one farting joke in a recording booth that is the opposite of everything I find funny.

You can be Southern and funny without going for the cheapest possible joke every single time, but this is just further perpetuation of the dumb - ass redneck stereotype, held together by a string of fart, poop, and puke jokes.

Points is, when you're an adult and you see the trailers for one of those movies, you grown about all of the fart jokes JUST IN THE TRAILER, or the fact that there's going to be some sarcastic humor in there.

Oh sure, I can enjoy the occasional Love Actually or Jerry Maguire, but for the most part I pass the chick flicks by in favor of, you know, gunfights and fart jokes.

, and the usual roster of fart and diarrhea jokes, which aren't exactly a calling card for immortality.

Luckily for the producers of this film, a PG - 13 rating was awarded, because now their target audience can be reached, namely 13 - year - old boys who find jokes about pooping, farting, belching, and urinating in one's pants to be the height of comedic glory.

Good news for the ever - diminishing cult of Sandler, the rest of western civilization should cringe at Jack Nicholson returning to his Corman days by reciting a series of dick and fart jokes while banking to a dangerous degree on his lupine grin.

predilection for dick and fart jokes is very much in evidence (though, thankfully, there's nothing here approaching the scatological nadir of Dogma's Golgothan), yet while he may have gained a fair amount of notoriety for that lowbrow brand of humor, his greatest strength has always been the rapier wit of his dialogue, whenever raunchy or not.

Director Terry Zwigoff was responsible for the best — maybe only good — fart joke I've ever seen in a movie.

Much of the humor dips into the usual crude bag of tricks, and although made for television, that doesn't stop them from injecting the film with fart jokes, sexual innuendo, and a persistent crotch - sniffing dog.

Then again, fear is the key component of Shaun's life, that and his acute and constant embarrassment over things like memory lapses and a fondness for fart jokes.

A one - minute «blooper reel» (the nadir for this sort of thing — it's full of fart jokes), juvenile set - top «Valiant Training Challenge,» trailers for Lady and the Tramp, Kronk's New Groove, the Studio Ghibli collection, Sky High, Bambi II, Toy Story 2, and «Power Rangers S.P.D.», and Disney Movie Surfers segments on The Wild and The Shaggy Dog round out the disc.

He's constantly playing smart for his audience shying away from cheap fart jokes and seamlessly floats through a variety of genres.

Too hackneyed for adults to truly enjoy and, as ever, a trifle questionable even for the kids in its ability to hold attention between fart jokes, Daddy Day Care cuts a good preview and stars Eddie Murphy, so it's juuuust fine by Hollywood.

I honestly have trouble figuring out whether or not they actually saved their decent stuff for the 70, 80 - minute mark, or whether the endless string of donkey farts and nipple jokes had finally worn me down, but it happened.

Later Toni will assume the fake job of life coach, a wildly tangled Tommy Wiseau - vian wig perched on his head, jacked - up joke teeth in his mouth, whoopee cushion at the ready in case the situation calls for artfully positioned farts.

And when a substance of hers, that Buchannon describes as stronger than «bath salts on meth,» washes up on shore, the gang goes into action to solve the crime, but also for additional phallic jokes (more than just Oscar's member is sacrificed on the alter of cheap laughs), near drownings, shootings, various vomiting scenes (a body function that seems to have totally replaced farting in the screenwriter's lowest denomination guidebook), shipboard fires, shark attacks, Mitch getting fired and replaced by Brody, and slow - motion shots of well - endowed women running up and down the beach.

Kung Fu Panda 3 has the qualities we hope for in animated children's movies: A sense of adventure, good modeling by the adults, fine animation, humor, and a minimum of fart and pee jokes.

Jokes range from farting onto a lighter, to girls having their period on a white couch and the film makes fun of lesbians for almost the entire runtime only to feature a couple at the end as though to make up for it.

And while the original film was heavily criticized for its abundance of mediocre to disappointing segments, especially in relation to those that delivered, I can confirm that the follow - up appears to have reigned things in a bit, allowing for a more concise film that flows more evenly and doesn't fall into the pits of fart jokes and juvenile humor that prevented the original from being truly great.

Alas, the app (which is a bit old) hasn't been updated for the new retina display of the iPad, so the comic appears a bit fuzzy, but that's not likely to be a huge issue for an eight - year - old on the prowl for fart jokes.

It's far more clever than people often give it credit for, seeing nothing more than a parade of fart jokes, but not as clever as it sometimes seems to think it is.

There's plenty of new content coming to South Park: The Fractured But Whole that will see players occupied in fart jokes and sexual innuendos for ages.

The Quit or Continue panel brave fart jokes, find Jesus and invade Canada for your pleasure, as they go down to South Park to have themselves a time.