Sentences with phrase «fart so»

Gramps: I'm an old fart so my belief is that consoles are for kids and PC's are for grown - ups.

Before the Science Diet fiasco, my dog was also previously on Acana but it made my dog extremely gassy; I don't think I have ever heard a dog fart so much in my life!

Well my name is Sam,, I am gay and damn proud of it... I have come to notice that i am very straight acting lol, i work on cars whats gay about that lol but hey im down to earth, i like to help people, and i wan na find a nice guy someday... MY AGE!!!! you old farts so hey send me a request =)

Shrek (Mike Myers, Austin Powers) is a mean, green ogre; he takes mud showers, gives new meaning to the term «bathroom reading,» converts his own earwax into candles, and cuts farts so potent they kill the fish with which he bathes.

The trailer featured Samus losing her armor, Pit FINALLY making a long - awaited appearance in the series, Wario farting so loud it caused a nuclear explosion, and even Solid Snake spying on the colorful Nintendo cast.

Not exact matches

So, as a shocker, I typed in «clam fart» and she started laughing hysterically.

ok, so the mega-churches, with all of their profits can provide health insurance for those unable... bet that'd go over like a beer fart on Sunday

I very nearly gave up early in that 2005 series though — I think it was the farting aliens on Downing Street that made me roll my eyes so hard they nearly fell out of my head — but right around the eighth and ninth episodes (called The Empty Child and The Doctor Dances, a perfect mix of love and fear, creepiness and beauty) was when I fell head over heels in love with the show.

Has he never told you to go and talk to a complete stranger and the mere thought of it has caused your bowels to do strange things like FART, No, maybe He already knew you would have a real problem with that so He gave someone else the opportunity to bless someone and be blessed in turn.

Since so many people think their shlt doesn't stink, how hard is it to guess that many of them will say their farts don't stink either?

It doesn't rhyme with a body part, doesn't fit too easily into a fat joke, isn't a word for poop or fart, and, as of yet, has no ties to any gay jokes, so what makes people think that kids are going to jump all over it?

So much in fact, then request «We've Got It Going On» every morning... of course those silly boys don't call it that but «The Farting Song» instead.

You're so right, I don't party like I used to anymore now that I'm an old fart.

Be nice to your starter and just leave the lid unscrewed next time so it can fart when it needs to.

This old fart has let so many good transfers and good er the years.

Old farts make so much off these guys.

So, to have Big Baby say that his FAVORITE thing about Howard is his farts, must mean they were extraordinarily spectacular.

In the midfield, (including RWB & LWB) we have a whole bunch of tweeners... none offer the full package, none make sense in our manager's current favourite formation, except for Sead on the left and Ox on the right, and all of them have never shown any consistency for more than a heartbeat... Sead, who I'm including in this category because of our present formation, looks like a positive addition, minus his occasional brain farts, but I would rather see what he could do in a back 4 before making my mind up... Ox, who has never played better, which isn't saying much considering his largely underwhelming play in previous seasons, seems to have found a home in this new formation; unfortunately, can we really expect this oft - injured player to handle the taxing duties that come with said position over the long haul, not to mention, it looks like he has no intention of staying... Ramsey has relied on the empathy that stems from his gruesome injury years ago and the excitement that was generated a few years back when he finally seemed to put in altogether, but on the whole he has been a big disappointment (neither he nor the Ox have scored enough to warrant a regular spot)... Wiltshire should be put on a weekly contract then played until he suffers his first injury, if and when that occurs he should be shipped - out and no one should very be allowed to say his name on club grounds ever again... Elnehy & Coq are average players who couldn't make any of the top 7 teams currently in the EPL... both have showed some great energy on the pitch, but neither are top quality and no good team can afford to have that many average players on their bench playing the same position, especially with Coq's injury history / discipline concerns and Elheny's headless chicken tendencies... as for Xhaka, his tenure here so far has been incredibly underwhelming... we know he has some skills to provide the long ball but his defensive work is piss poor and he gives the ball away too cheaply and far too often... finally, the enigma himself, Ozil, so much skill with his left foot but his presence has been more frustrating than uplifting... in many respects his failure has been directly related to the failure of this club to provide him with the necessary players up front, minus Sanchez of course, and unless something drastic happens very soon his legacy will be largely a negative one (much like Wenger's)

Wenger is an old fart, he has no clue what so ever.

Again over 70 % of play and we just fart about left to right back try again, players like Scholes Lampard where are they that hit from outside box, so sadly missed and yes and Van Persie too.

Well... that tells me that he is so tight that when he farts in the bath tub, he gets no bubbles?

So these cigar smoking single malt scotch sipping ole farts label him as arrogant, non-cooperative, blah blah blah.

Okay just had to klet frustrations out as my great wife is a school teacher so I know the frustrations... of marking, sighting, coaching, teaching, guiding, farting.......

Hell fackin no I will not support that old fart #AW, I support the club not him & this is the wrong time to experiment wit the club he had alot of time to do that, I feel so sorry for campbell!!!

So, we can all have some sympathy for Harry Kane after Tottenham Hotspur shared this picture of their star striker looking miserable and liked he's just smelled a fart.

They are so shitty that if u take away CR7, they'd be left with just a Fart!

One is a specialist in failure and the other has so little ambition its happy to accept that failure with the hope that the dithering, senile old fart will change his ways — the same ways he has chosen for nearly a quarter of a century.

He's a German international so clearly can play but virtually every game for Arsenal he has at least three brain farts where he watches players run circles around him and then flaps his arms when something bad happens..

Broony putting in some PR for the Sevco Hoardes.Just a wave Goodbye is so sportsmanlike.Im surprised nae Sevconians reported him to the Police.After all trying to get the Captain of our Great Club banned.It shows just how low these Cretins will stoop when nothings going there way.Oldco must, ve been turning in there grave, Yet Again at This brand new kid on Oldco Club trying to get them back were they think they belong.Bit hard when there isnt any EBT or a Bank daft enough to entertain the Myth that just Lingers like a Watery Fart.....

So, yeah, my little one swears like a sailor and my big one will teach your kid to fart on cue.

she grunts, and pushes so hard her little face turns red, then nothing but a fart comes out.

So back to the farting newborn, I started cueing him and realized the irony of the situation so I actually took him to the potty and had a catcSo back to the farting newborn, I started cueing him and realized the irony of the situation so I actually took him to the potty and had a catcso I actually took him to the potty and had a catch!

So... I should be allowed to fart.

So is it just formula - fed babies who fart a lot, or breastfeeding babies, too?

You are so uptight that when you fart it probably can't come out.

So rather than farting, her kids grew up letting «farkles» hee hee

Poop was different, as she normally farted beforehand and it usually was happening right after feeding so she was in my arms and I could also feel it on her body — or she would poop in the morning.

Babies tend to be discomforted with air being stuck in their stomach and so you must be aware that your baby crying might be an indicator that he really just needs to fart and let out the gas that is troubling his stomach.

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My partner on the other hand was so afraid he was going to roll over on one of them, despite following correct bed sharing procedures, that he woke up for every cough, burp and fart.

So maybe I'll just saddle up next to one of the people in the park or mall and let the smelliest fart rip!

Learn the symptoms so you can tell if your baby is suffering from colic: Crying that is a high pitched, ear - piercing sound; Grimacing or frowning face, with a pained expression; Red, flushed face; Clenched fists; Excessive gas (flatulence, farts, farting a lot, explosive farts or baby farting); Knees drawn up to chest; Baby looks like she or he is in pain; Often worse in the afternoon or evening (but can happen at any time).

so fortunately i get good sleep unless he is extra wigggly, then i lay awake wondering if i should reposition him or put his knees to chest because he needs to fart.

Not so much burps (which I try to get up after every feed), but farts.

DD1 was in pain with her farts - I know this as she cried with it so much.

Who cares who bloody cares, look if I turn all my lights out do not use a car or do not put any CO2 into the air even farting into a bag and the disposing of it, Jesus the Asians are pumping out so much it will not make a blind bit of difference.

Can we set fire to burps and farts, and why do so many animals eat their faeces?

See, I initially planned to do the prescribed protocols the old rigid, controlling, perfectionistic way — MY way — complete with spreadsheets to track everything I did, so that I obsessively followed each recommendation to the «T», recording every burp, fart and hiccup that occurred throughout each day.

I swear he farts dust he is so old, but he is still here and still kicking ass because he continues to learn and grow as a coach, and he also hasn't forgotten all the basics that got him here, in a quest to look different and unique.If you get the chance to attend one of his seminars then do it.

Besides being a family physician I was also a certified personal trainer with ACE (American Council on Exercise) many years ago, so I will give you my recommendations on exercise for the «Old Farts»; --RCB-