Sentences with phrase «farts did»

Has there ever been a time in history in which the old farts didn't say that the young people were worse than ever before?

Those old farts didn't listen to a word you said and will never change.

Since so many people think their shlt doesn't stink, how hard is it to guess that many of them will say their farts don't stink either?

We won a couple of games, all of a sudden Wenger's farts don't smell.

old fart did nt leave few yrs back we could have got kloop, pep as our manager

If they have to fart they do.

Not in the same way cow burps and farts do!

People farts don't produce nearly as much methane as cow farts (and especially burps) do — most human farts actually contain no methane at all (Miller et al 1982).

when you fart you don't smell it immediately, it takes a while, thats because when it leaves your tush all the molecules are bunched together.

Not exact matches

Overall app numbers do matter for three reasons, none of which has to do with farting.

As the argument goes, Android and Apple may have 600,000 apps each to choose from, but do those numbers really mean anything when they respectively count dozens of useless fart apps?

For me I just don't buy the somewhere in nowhere something farted and human fell out of a monkey's butt.

I don't give a rats fart — as long as they aren't some fanatical wacko who thinks everyone should think exactly like they do, chant the same chants, and believe in the same magic powers.

Rejecting the obvious insane assertion by religiots that there must have been some creature that farted it all into existence, doesn't automatically mean a firm belief in anything else.

A smart person can have a sudden brain fart and proclaim jumping off a cliff is good for you, but that doesn't mean I'd take his or her advice.

Who knows maybe science will someday discover data proving that indeed unicorns do exist and fart bubble gum.

he did not mean no one will know but Harold Camping a 90 yr old fart who has predicted (and wrongly might I add) this same misinterpretation of the bible in the 80's (how people like to forget that) or in 1994.

It can't be true that for all pastors that are in that sutuation that they are grumpy old farts that don't get along with anybody.

BUT I FORGOT TO DELETE IT!!!!! What's worse is that I wrote that I had been doing it for 17 years!!!!!!!!!!! I don't even know what a clam fart is!!!!! It's already submitted (obviously), but I didn't re-read the printed version of my application closely until today.

Has he never told you to go and talk to a complete stranger and the mere thought of it has caused your bowels to do strange things like FART, No, maybe He already knew you would have a real problem with that so He gave someone else the opportunity to bless someone and be blessed in turn.

How dumb you all are, get real... why don't you feed the poor, provide books for schools with no budget, get the homeless shelter, instead you have some senile old fart making predictions and you're all running away to hide in caves because it's the end?

How much belief do you have that there are no unicorns that fart rainbows?

None, but you certainly don't believe in unicorns that fart rainbows.

someone that thinks jesus was a bright glowing, pristine being like some living version of the man in the white suit, that did nt burp, fart or crap.

Do they not realize that God was with me all week, when I woke up, when I had breakfast and even when I farted?!

The fart inhaled by those who did nt believe, smelled of sulfate, and Was a killer fart!

It doesn't rhyme with a body part, doesn't fit too easily into a fat joke, isn't a word for poop or fart, and, as of yet, has no ties to any gay jokes, so what makes people think that kids are going to jump all over it?

Beth - don't you have a fart joke to make?

So much in fact, then request «We've Got It Going On» every morning... of course those silly boys don't call it that but «The Farting Song» instead.

You're so right, I don't party like I used to anymore now that I'm an old fart.

I did use 2 % milk instead of almond milk, sugar instead of fart - itol and applesauce instead of butter.

I'm sorry that these cinnamon rolls didn't stiffen for you, Terry (love the erythritol comparison to fart - itol btw haha, I'm assuming that this sugar substitute has given you digestive issues in the past)!

Now, maybe I had a brain fart or something, but I did not realize that these were wing sauces.

Love tomatillo salsa — yours looks great, but you forgot the onion (Then it would really smell like the devil's farts) I'm curious, how does Tony know that??

I would be remiss if, somewhere amid all the armpit farts and bike horns, I didn't point out what a technical marvel this episode was.

You wouldnt see Cech or any che keeper do this brain fart stuff the sooner we replace the fool the better.

It don't matter if it was 3 or 300 its our job as the fans to hold that old fart accountable to the club and fans expectations» we should have the best of everything we have awesome stadium pots of cash the ability as a club to go further if the right set up in place.

We need to learn that if you can not pass to anyone then get the ball as far up the pitch as possible not fart around as Mustafi did and not pass without looking as Kos did.

That has nothing to do with the quality of the team r a lack of money, it has to do with a stubborn old fart playing with his stubborn old tactics while the whole world around him was screaming for him to change.

Do you know how many places there are to buy fart spray there now?

In the midfield, (including RWB & LWB) we have a whole bunch of tweeners... none offer the full package, none make sense in our manager's current favourite formation, except for Sead on the left and Ox on the right, and all of them have never shown any consistency for more than a heartbeat... Sead, who I'm including in this category because of our present formation, looks like a positive addition, minus his occasional brain farts, but I would rather see what he could do in a back 4 before making my mind up... Ox, who has never played better, which isn't saying much considering his largely underwhelming play in previous seasons, seems to have found a home in this new formation; unfortunately, can we really expect this oft - injured player to handle the taxing duties that come with said position over the long haul, not to mention, it looks like he has no intention of staying... Ramsey has relied on the empathy that stems from his gruesome injury years ago and the excitement that was generated a few years back when he finally seemed to put in altogether, but on the whole he has been a big disappointment (neither he nor the Ox have scored enough to warrant a regular spot)... Wiltshire should be put on a weekly contract then played until he suffers his first injury, if and when that occurs he should be shipped - out and no one should very be allowed to say his name on club grounds ever again... Elnehy & Coq are average players who couldn't make any of the top 7 teams currently in the EPL... both have showed some great energy on the pitch, but neither are top quality and no good team can afford to have that many average players on their bench playing the same position, especially with Coq's injury history / discipline concerns and Elheny's headless chicken tendencies... as for Xhaka, his tenure here so far has been incredibly underwhelming... we know he has some skills to provide the long ball but his defensive work is piss poor and he gives the ball away too cheaply and far too often... finally, the enigma himself, Ozil, so much skill with his left foot but his presence has been more frustrating than uplifting... in many respects his failure has been directly related to the failure of this club to provide him with the necessary players up front, minus Sanchez of course, and unless something drastic happens very soon his legacy will be largely a negative one (much like Wenger's)

Dembele farted and Valverde didn't like that lmaoooo what the fucking excuse for not playing dembouz!!!! Someone fucking tell me!!

You just have to justify calling Wenger an old Fart, you just have to call Ramsey rubbish, you just have to call Mert and donkey You can criticize / praise one party with doing the complete opposite to the other

Wenger out, out, out!Sell the entire team, what a bunch of mediocre players!Kick them all out!What a digrageful team, what an inept and out of ideas manager.The stand was full of the Arsenal's board of directors - I think they see it all and had enough - replace that old fart at any cost!We are only going backward... the only thing we had left in the last 10 years (even if no trophirs) was de beautiful game - now we don't even have that anymore.An ugly team with an ugly style.If you can call that rubish football a «style»....

He is the center of everything, don't know where to exclude this old fart joke of a manager we have

They don't have hundreds of extra pages to fart around with.

Although Velarde still isn't 100 % comfortable with what Oakland third baseman Eric Chavez calls «a room of goofiness,» he does — sheepishly — admit that winning and fart jokes can go hand and hand.

Spurs have beaten S'ton at St.Marys this season, I don't know why they can't repeat it at White Fart Lane..

Debay is rrlly impressive, makes me think that Ox can do the same things aswell, but the old fart is to much prone to favorisem.

did nt have much to do but came up with 2 world class save when call up on thats what a good goalie do......... bring on them s ** t from wet fart lane....