Sentences with phrase «farts from»

Apparently the drop in methane was caused by a lack of farts from ice age megafauna...

So was the methane build up because of all the rotting carcasses or human farts from a meat enriched diet?

Either that or farts from those thoat herds the Cydonians keep are warming Mars.

They are all smelly Godless people anyway, whats a few farts from Reality going to make things any more stenchful.

That's a far cry from being closed minded to the concept, but it is unlikely we will ever have more proof of god than there is that mankind was farted from the butt of a cosmic water buffalo.

Can one fart from your dog clear a room?

Not exact matches

Between that and, say, Square taking on Twitter troll Fart Sandwich, the takeaway might be, There appears to be latitude to good - naturedly smack down a rude hater — not to be confused with a genuinely disgruntled customer — from time to time, if that is something that makes sense for my brand.

Radiohead and Atoms for Peace frontman Thom Yorke last year described the service as «the last desperate fart of a dying corpse,» while pop megastar Taylor Swift pulled her entire catalog from Spotify in November.

As the argument goes, Android and Apple may have 600,000 apps each to choose from, but do those numbers really mean anything when they respectively count dozens of useless fart apps?

This intriguing idea comes from scientists who discovered that herring create a mysterious underwater noise by farting.

Governance by political posturings relieves many a fart - wad from alienations of systemic protrusions being petrified by the blood - works of shenanigans» ill - affordabilities.

None of us want a future stuck with a bunch of religious idiots that actually think some imaginary pal is going to gallop down from the sky on his rainbow - farting unicorn.

To put it crudely, (in the words of a famous line from Monty Python and the Holy Grail) I fart in their general direction.

Being optimistic, it might only take them about 100 years to remove their collective heads from their nether regions, assuming they exist at that time as anything more than a lingering fart in the theological flow of things.

Momma was flatten»n lard With her red enamel rollin» pin When the fishhead broke the window Rubber eye erect»n precisely detailed Airholes from which breath should come Is now closely fit With the chatter of the old fart inside

The old fart inside was now breathin» freely From his perfume bottle atomizer air bulb invention

Just this past week, on my way home from visiting my sister in Blacksburg, VA, I had a major brain fart and left a very crucial item under the seat of her mini van: my wallet.

i am not sitting on my couch with my laptop and peeing in my pants, but it's gotten to the point where every time i look away from my manuscript * i feel the imaginary magnetic stress - induced pull to come back and edit this bagel dog recipe or find a better way to tell the eggboy fart story.

Whats the new catchphrase from this demented old fart?

In the midfield, (including RWB & LWB) we have a whole bunch of tweeners... none offer the full package, none make sense in our manager's current favourite formation, except for Sead on the left and Ox on the right, and all of them have never shown any consistency for more than a heartbeat... Sead, who I'm including in this category because of our present formation, looks like a positive addition, minus his occasional brain farts, but I would rather see what he could do in a back 4 before making my mind up... Ox, who has never played better, which isn't saying much considering his largely underwhelming play in previous seasons, seems to have found a home in this new formation; unfortunately, can we really expect this oft - injured player to handle the taxing duties that come with said position over the long haul, not to mention, it looks like he has no intention of staying... Ramsey has relied on the empathy that stems from his gruesome injury years ago and the excitement that was generated a few years back when he finally seemed to put in altogether, but on the whole he has been a big disappointment (neither he nor the Ox have scored enough to warrant a regular spot)... Wiltshire should be put on a weekly contract then played until he suffers his first injury, if and when that occurs he should be shipped - out and no one should very be allowed to say his name on club grounds ever again... Elnehy & Coq are average players who couldn't make any of the top 7 teams currently in the EPL... both have showed some great energy on the pitch, but neither are top quality and no good team can afford to have that many average players on their bench playing the same position, especially with Coq's injury history / discipline concerns and Elheny's headless chicken tendencies... as for Xhaka, his tenure here so far has been incredibly underwhelming... we know he has some skills to provide the long ball but his defensive work is piss poor and he gives the ball away too cheaply and far too often... finally, the enigma himself, Ozil, so much skill with his left foot but his presence has been more frustrating than uplifting... in many respects his failure has been directly related to the failure of this club to provide him with the necessary players up front, minus Sanchez of course, and unless something drastic happens very soon his legacy will be largely a negative one (much like Wenger's)

I want Arsenal to move on instead of being stuck with a demented old fart who should be enjoying his retirement in the South of France — Anywhere that is far away from North London.

Again over 70 % of play and we just fart about left to right back try again, players like Scholes Lampard where are they that hit from outside box, so sadly missed and yes and Van Persie too.

did nt have much to do but came up with 2 world class save when call up on thats what a good goalie do......... bring on them s ** t from wet fart lane....

the game was good and the team played very well for the most part apart from the terrible 3rd and then the late game brain farts by morris.

to borrow from Lyndon Johnson... he can't fart and chew gum at the same time

u can come out now u do nt have to hide anymore... if u wan na join the best club in the world u can... eehh then again no u cant... we hate everything from s ** t fart lane... fu * king pub team

Too many times we played them sh*t from wet fart lane when their not playing good and we do nt beat them... remember the last game thay were playing....

There we have it — two sides of the same coin — prepared to blow # 150m on a year's worth of playing time from three reluctant if not recalcitrant «stars» who are not for bending, but then farting around over # 5m or # 10m for Mr Lemar, a player many of us believe is essential for our chances next season — and that defies logic.

Directly from kick - off, Jan Vertonghen launched a ball forward to Harry Kane, who glanced a header into the patch of Dele Alli, who farted the ball into the path of Eriksen, who tucked it past David De Gea — all in the space of 11 blistering seconds.

His poop will be yellowish and his butt seems reddish from all those farts n poops.

Will turn all that nasty bad bacteria into good and relieve bub from that pain and stinky farts.

Stomach gurgles, bowel movements, and farting throughout the day are perfectly normal and should happen all on their own without any assistance from you.

There's pain from both heartburn and constipation, two different things that are caused by the same hormone that influences farts.

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Learn the symptoms so you can tell if your baby is suffering from colic: Crying that is a high pitched, ear - piercing sound; Grimacing or frowning face, with a pained expression; Red, flushed face; Clenched fists; Excessive gas (flatulence, farts, farting a lot, explosive farts or baby farting); Knees drawn up to chest; Baby looks like she or he is in pain; Often worse in the afternoon or evening (but can happen at any time).

It is not a matter of opinion, or a spiritual phenomenon taking place independently of causation, or a weird economic fart bubbling up from the currency markets.

The major culprits are the nitrous oxide that comes from the manure created by large livestock operations, and the methane emitted in cow burps and farts.

We are all prone to them, although most brain farts are less spectacular (and less humiliating) than Bradley's — calling your spouse by your ex-spouse's name, for instance, or zipping straight past the freeway exit that you take every day on your way home from work.

It takes 16 calories of grain to produce just a single calorie of hamburger meat, butchered from a cow that spent its life polluting the climate with methane farts.

I initially thought it was a rotten tooth that caused the bad breath, but, after I had extracted the tooth, it was still persistent, and, an X-ray showed I had sinusitis as well, but, when I burped, it smelt really foul showing it came from my esophagus; more ever, my faeces and farts smelt worse than they should... Please, I would like you to advice me on what to do, and, if the metronidazole prescprition is good, how to go about it.

If you load up a ton of freaking weight, day in and day out, and only perform short range of motion movements, you'll be walking like Frankenstein and get injured from tying your shoe and farting at the same time.

Rather i have a question that i fart to max when i sleep during the night especially as and when i change the side from left to right or vice versa... So your reply will help me understand the problem...

I explained that while these are all things that we all do, there are also manners involved and that from that point on there was absolutely no shame in asking to be excused if they felt a big ol' fart coming on.

Just saw a commercial that explains that the blue scented marker gets its aroma from the fart of a blueberry.

The filmmakers make the time - honored mistake of going too far with animal fart and poop humor, and it takes away from the hoped - for effect of inuring Mr. Popper, and the audience, to the waddling animals.

For example, there is a funny bit where Kevin James» character, Eric, is a little too attached to his mom (the super adorable Georgia Engel from The Mary Tyler Moore Show), but they chose to spend more time on a stupid running gag: Eric has the ability to «burp - snart» (burping, sneezing, and farting at the same time).

Equally disappointing in terms of bodily function humor, Delta Farce is stocked with fart, spit, digestive, feces and urine gags, my favorite being when Kilgore unwittingly drinks a glass of fluid excreted from Everett's bladder.

The era was also defined by toilet humour, namely that of the Farrelly Brothers, whose sequel here fails to realise that the world - even that of slapstick comedy - has moved on from fart jokes and gross - out nonsense.

Meanwhile, her energetic and innocent presence in this jaded community, which is isolated from the real world, brings new life to the old farts.

It helped greatly that they weren't just trying to get laughs from an overabundance of fart jokes or bouncing breasts, but that the writers had a spark or two of comedy left in their magic typewriters.