Sentences with phrase «farts who»

Old farts who are out of touch can't acknowledge the recent advances in science.

Apparently the selection of a few lead authors who are not hoary old farts who have gone emeritus, disqualifies the IPCC from saying anything useful....

Old farts who have lost their way.

It sets up the town elders as old farts who hate rock»n' roll.

Perhaps it is just us old farts who believe it, because we saw Manchester Bankrupt and the tiny totts in the second division, and can remember Liverpool and KGB Fulham as nothingness clubs.

The Bible is a work of fiction by a bunch of old farts who were bored!

he did not mean no one will know but Harold Camping a 90 yr old fart who has predicted (and wrongly might I add) this same misinterpretation of the bible in the 80's (how people like to forget that) or in 1994.

wenger is a deluded old fart who leaves a terrible smell and bad taste around arsenal.

Tired of this old fart who is ruining his legacy every year he stays longer.

I want Arsenal to move on instead of being stuck with a demented old fart who should be enjoying his retirement in the South of France — Anywhere that is far away from North London.

And managed by a delusional old fart who should have retired years ago.

one day you're going to be an old fart who cant control their bowels and fart whenever needed and you're going to expect ppl to understand why you do it.

Looks like I'm not the only sentimental fart who feels like she's personally shared your journey here You look even lovelier than I imagined, FC!

The slightly senile Woody is a cantankerous old fart who has recently taken to sneaking out of the house with the intention of walking the 900 - odd miles to Lincoln, Nebraska to claim one million dollars in prize money promised to him by a publisher's sweepstakes.

As an old fart who still believes in shame, I'm sad to see the second option winning.

Not exact matches

A lot has been made about how many of Apple's and Android's 600,000 available apps are useless — after all, who needs 20 apps for making fart noises?

Pat Robertson is a senile old fart and anyone who takes anything he say seriously is as deluded as Robertson.

This intriguing idea comes from scientists who discovered that herring create a mysterious underwater noise by farting.

I don't give a rats fart — as long as they aren't some fanatical wacko who thinks everyone should think exactly like they do, chant the same chants, and believe in the same magic powers.

I also find it absolutely, stunningly stupid that people honestly think there's some guy «up there» who's paying attention to the way we brush our teeth, slurp coffee, fart and burp, while allowing children to be hacked to bits in Syria.

Who knows maybe science will someday discover data proving that indeed unicorns do exist and fart bubble gum.

However, you'd have to agree you can not dispute the existence of Elephus, the purple polka - dotted elephant god who pinched her trunk and farted us into existence.

The one who farts the most is the last to get invited back to the party.

The fart inhaled by those who did nt believe, smelled of sulfate, and Was a killer fart!

Please prove the universe was not created by a large pink polka dotted elephant named Elephus, who pinched her trunk and farted us into being.

And anyway it shouldnt matter... I am an old fart and who gives a crap about everybody else... geez

The rich will always be rich and the poor will always stay poor because you have farts like these in society who proclaim that they have had a board meeting with Jesus and his disciples and this is what he has cut out for you all.

AV definitely seems like the type of guy who farts in a crowded elevator and then gets angry when people aren't holding their noses and complaining about the smell.

In the midfield, (including RWB & LWB) we have a whole bunch of tweeners... none offer the full package, none make sense in our manager's current favourite formation, except for Sead on the left and Ox on the right, and all of them have never shown any consistency for more than a heartbeat... Sead, who I'm including in this category because of our present formation, looks like a positive addition, minus his occasional brain farts, but I would rather see what he could do in a back 4 before making my mind up... Ox, who has never played better, which isn't saying much considering his largely underwhelming play in previous seasons, seems to have found a home in this new formation; unfortunately, can we really expect this oft - injured player to handle the taxing duties that come with said position over the long haul, not to mention, it looks like he has no intention of staying... Ramsey has relied on the empathy that stems from his gruesome injury years ago and the excitement that was generated a few years back when he finally seemed to put in altogether, but on the whole he has been a big disappointment (neither he nor the Ox have scored enough to warrant a regular spot)... Wiltshire should be put on a weekly contract then played until he suffers his first injury, if and when that occurs he should be shipped - out and no one should very be allowed to say his name on club grounds ever again... Elnehy & Coq are average players who couldn't make any of the top 7 teams currently in the EPL... both have showed some great energy on the pitch, but neither are top quality and no good team can afford to have that many average players on their bench playing the same position, especially with Coq's injury history / discipline concerns and Elheny's headless chicken tendencies... as for Xhaka, his tenure here so far has been incredibly underwhelming... we know he has some skills to provide the long ball but his defensive work is piss poor and he gives the ball away too cheaply and far too often... finally, the enigma himself, Ozil, so much skill with his left foot but his presence has been more frustrating than uplifting... in many respects his failure has been directly related to the failure of this club to provide him with the necessary players up front, minus Sanchez of course, and unless something drastic happens very soon his legacy will be largely a negative one (much like Wenger's)

We all know the list: Ramsay, Walcott, Monreal, Giroud, Welbeck, Xhaka, and I can't even remember the other slackers that take the money but never play...... they're the fat birds who fart in bed and pick their noses and wear size 18 leggings....

KS - agree with you that Wenger is a stubborn old fart, who cares more about the finances of the club, then tactics, transfers, motivation etc..

Kennedy is the granddaughter of the couple who own the video store, where the lobstermen play cribbage in the afternoons underneath a sign that says «Old Fart's, Daycare.»

We used to laugh at the spuds but who can confidently claim we will even put it a decent show at fart lane?

There we have it — two sides of the same coin — prepared to blow # 150m on a year's worth of playing time from three reluctant if not recalcitrant «stars» who are not for bending, but then farting around over # 5m or # 10m for Mr Lemar, a player many of us believe is essential for our chances next season — and that defies logic.

Directly from kick - off, Jan Vertonghen launched a ball forward to Harry Kane, who glanced a header into the patch of Dele Alli, who farted the ball into the path of Eriksen, who tucked it past David De Gea — all in the space of 11 blistering seconds.

Who colors within the lines of a fart?!

So is it just formula - fed babies who fart a lot, or breastfeeding babies, too?

Who won't laugh hard after receiving farts on a birthday?

After all, who wants their two year old calling someone at the grocery store a «butthead» or a «fart face,» or saying something worse when they get frustrated?

Babies who receive too much foremilk suffer with excess gas (think farting, lots of belching, hiccups, etc.), hunger and even colic.

Who cares who bloody cares, look if I turn all my lights out do not use a car or do not put any CO2 into the air even farting into a bag and the disposing of it, Jesus the Asians are pumping out so much it will not make a blind bit of differenWho cares who bloody cares, look if I turn all my lights out do not use a car or do not put any CO2 into the air even farting into a bag and the disposing of it, Jesus the Asians are pumping out so much it will not make a blind bit of differenwho bloody cares, look if I turn all my lights out do not use a car or do not put any CO2 into the air even farting into a bag and the disposing of it, Jesus the Asians are pumping out so much it will not make a blind bit of difference.

Another old fart (he's 89 years old) who can't see or hear yet he's still driving.

They can't compete with the orangutans, who are really cute, these guys are really hideous... They've got massive noses, really ugly willies, and they're full of farts.

Whereas Brown does not consider himself a crusader and has no trace of the swashbuckler, the Australian - born Heathers, 35, revels in acting like a dinner guest who farts loudly — and unapologetically — during grace.

Being healthy doesn't mean you have to become the old fart at the end of the street who never gives out candy to trick - or - treaters, or worse, gives everyone an apple.

A «queef» or vaginal «fart» seems to be a more common occurrence among women who are recently postpartum (like you) and / or who have a weak pelvic floor that has lost some of the natural reflexive ability to gently contract when transitioning between movements.

Potato starch makes it unscathed to the large intestine, as anyone who has spent their day farting up a storm can attest (prior to becoming well adapted).

I'm sorry, farts are funny, I don't care who you are.

He looks at his own accomplishments — Consuming the macho - gargantuan burrito at the Mexican restaurant up the street, Power - leveling his Dark - Elf Warlock to level 80 in a week, and the ability to make fart sounds with his hands — and probably thinks that she'd probably ditch him for some other guy who's just a wee bit more successful than he is.

He's a really gross character who keeps burping and farting.