I, personally, have always gone to great lengths to keep
feces out of my children's faces.
Not exact matches
You may just have been lucky because you refused to put a diaper on your
child after he requested one so he could poop, and the stars were perfectly aligned so that when you placed him on the potty the
feces practically fell
out of him, but you were not using doggie poop bags and Clorox after he was done.
Pushing
out feces requires a great deal
of abdominal strength, so exercising helps your
child with low muscle tone learn to use these muscles.
People just walked up to the bloody carcasses and carried on entirely normal conversations, as though a man wasn't standing there squeezing deer
feces out of a large intestine and small
children weren't playing football with a liver.