They were brandishing their scarves (Rangers and Celtic diehards are among the
few people who wear woolen scarves all year round) and
pint glasses crunched under their feet as they chanted, «Aye, aye, yippee, the Pope's a ------- hippie.»
So here's what I do: sometime after waking but before eating breakfast, I warm a
pint of water (slightly warmer than body temperature but not hot), juice half a lemon directly in the
glass using a wooden citrus reamer, and top it off with a
few sprinkles of non-irradiated cayenne pepper (since, again, the process of irradiation reduces the nutritional profile and natural medicinal properties of herbs and spices, and we don't want that!).