Sentences with phrase «flying spaghetti»

One of the most ridiculous comments here was that if you replace the word god with flying spaghetti monster that the meaning doesn't change.

A one - pound box of Flying Spaghetti Monster noodles to anyone who can identify the author of the following, cause I forgot:

I don't care if they believe in Flying Spaghetti Monsters.

All hail flying spaghetti monster.

Dan, if I told you I was a Pastafarian who worshipped a giant flying spaghetti monster, would you think that was silly?

You will soon learn that human Jesus and human Allah and human Buddha gave up on you nasty losers centuries ago and went off to play cards and get ugly drunk over at Flying Spaghetti Monster's heaven.

The same applies to unicorns, faires and, if you wish, the famous flying spaghetti monster.

Jesus was actually Flying Spaghetti Monster during one of his benders.

My chance to help you have a Merry Christmas, a Happy Hanukkah, a Joyous Kwanzaa or a Kickass Flying Spaghetti Monster Holiday Pageant.

The red sewage monster will also be there — not to mention a green flying spaghetti monster with a manly «stache.

Read your Buy - Bull again and replace the word «god» with «giant flying spaghetti monster» and see how believable it sounds.

DJ, every knee will bow to the Great Flying Spaghetti Monster, your Lord and Saviour!

I don't believe in a Bearded dude, or beardless lady or blue elephant - headed creature or flying spaghetti monster in the sky.

By design, the only dogma allowed in the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is the rejection of dogma.

You can not completely disprove it, just like you can not disprove the flying spaghetti monster or the invisible pink unicorn.

You shall be punished for eternity for not bowing down and believing in the power of the flying spaghetti monster.

It looks like Rational Libertarian has repeated the mantra «God is a flying spaghetti monster» for so long that he's actually starting to believe it...

You can make fun of their belief in the «Flying Spaghetti Monster.»

«Flying spaghetti monsters can be subst!tuted in place of «Jesus» or «god» and your arguments are exactly the same logically speaking» Wow..

The prophet Bobby Henderson has yet to sell the movie rights to the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Who??? Well, the answer is obvious — the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Flying spaghetti monsters can be subst!tuted in place of «Jesus» or «god» and your arguments are exactly the same logically speaking!

Sounds like someone hasn't gotten enough touches from the Flying Spaghetti Monster's Noodly Appendage...

Here's the most spectacular magic trick of all: Equating the Tooth Fai ry, Easter Bunny, Santa Claus, Unicorns, Jack and the Bean Stalk, Flying Spaghetti Monster, Sky Fai ry and others with that of belief in the existence of God.

Either that, or perhaps the flying spaghetti noodle monster might be real after all!

The flying Spaghetti monster is more benevolent then the Christian god, you have everything to gain by believing in him!

The Flying Spaghetti Monster also may grant salvation.

Let's put it this way, reality took hold and I realized that what you believe is your own personal choice, however, the Flying Spaghetti Monster, Mohammed, Buddha and the many other deities and prophets out there just want us to live our lives as good people.

The Flying Spaghetti Monster is talking to you.

Flying spaghetti monsters can be substituted in place of «Jesus» or «god» and your arguments are exactly the same logically speaking!

And I hope that everyone reading this will allow the Flying Spaghetti Monster into their hearts, to speak the truth of Pastafarianism to the world!

- Flying Spaghetti Monster Bless the Secular Nation

The same goes for Jesus, Adonai, YHWH, Kuan Yin, Buddha, Rama Rama Krishna Ding Dong, and the Flying Spaghetti Monster

I would also accept a chaplain from the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (may His Noodly Appendage be upon you).

The Flying Spaghetti Monster doesn't care if you believe in him or not.

There is no more support for the resurrection of christ than there is for Russel's teapot, or The Flying Spaghetti Monster (another Wiki page worth looking at).

Be thankful for the Flying Spaghetti Monster, For FSM so loved the world, that He gave His only begotten Son (Cheesus), that whoever believes in Him shall not perish, but have ever - lasting pasta.

Given enough time, it is possible that the majority of US citizens will be Scientologists or followers of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (may you be touched by His noodly appendage).

The Flying Spaghetti Monster has created a beer volcano in paradise for his believers, don't hate.

Has anyone considered Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

If your church really is true, and I decide after my death that I was in error all my life and that the Flying Spaghetti Monster church was right all along, you will have done me a great service.