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The account then followed up with a pointed jab at Trump, joking that the Republican nominee might have been permitted to use Harrison's 1970 solo song «Beware of Darkness.»

The events that followed have led to a bit of a running joke in the Bitcoin community, that BFL will ship in «just two weeks».

The joke on social media following the Alberta government's decision to boycott B.C. wine was British Columbians saying, «More for us!»

I know that the comment sections following these articles about religion are a joke to many, and I guess that's ok.

A flood of tweets expressing joy, admiration, antagonism and skepticism followed from the Twitterverse, not to mention a fair few jokes.

He began the study with a few announcements, followed by some jokes that were e-mailed to him.

I thought straight away this is a joke as scriptures tell us only the father knows the time of his sons return and hes keeping it to himself he hasnt even told his son yet.Mark 13:32 This a mystery isnt God all knowing and isnt Jesus God it is a mystery.Yet I like that that is the case because it proves that the father is not the son and the son is not the father they are separate yet they are one just like the holy spirit.I have come across denominations that believe the father son and holy spirit are the one person i asked them how they can say that when Jesus was baptized we see 3 separate persons.We have enough information to know that we are in the last days the signs are present and increasing.Ever since Israel became a nation the countdown has begun.The verse the enemy will come like a thief in the night i have heard preached many times and i believe the preachers have got it wrong because they preach it from the view for the church to get there act together or you will miss out.This view is incorrect because if you are a born again believer following him in obedience and relying on the holy spirit you are not walking in darkness but are walking in the light so you will not be caught unaware as those who are sleeping this is a warning for those who are sleeping or walking according to the flesh they are in darkness.Remember the 10 wise virgins the ones who were alert and keep refilling there lamps went in with the bride those who slept were left behind and so it will be when the Lord returns.Now is the time to prepare our hearts and lives to be ready for his return.It is an exciting time to be living and we are to live in the expectation that the Lord could return at any time brentnz

Listening to and following liars and adulterers and child molesters and terrorists in the name of some built - up ancient healer, (or talking burning tree or hateful psychopath) is a sick joke on humanity.

Engardio helps viewers to get past the joke by following the stories of two men: one an aged survivor of the Holocaust and one a 20 - something with a rare disease.

Barely two weeks ago, I used the following phrases to describe soup: «vegetables boiled to death,» «assaulted with too much cream,» «whatever healthy things in there can not be tasted,» and even «what must have been a practical joke» about an especially awful one I'd ordered recently.

Good to see the Gunners youngster able to make a joke at his own expense following the painful kick to the face he received during Aston Villa's win over Wolves yesterday.

And then you follow it up with keeping these «jokes» of politicians accountable, I was watching the Rome Eprix over the weekend and there was so much fascist architecture still on display I had to watch a doco on sunday night.

Following a series of unfortunate verbal gaffes that were meant to be jokes, Ohio State President E. Gordon Gee has announced...

Following the game, fans took to social media to joke about the transfer of Alexis Sanchez to Man United, a deal the Daily Mail report as being one that is done.

Once upon a time I used to say «I don't drink any more»... followed by «I don't drink any less either» (joke).

In news that will hopefully be of huge relief to a lot of the worried people following Jibbs on Facebook and who are calling CPS to report that he actually named a child Fidgit Spinner, this is actually all a joke.

Whether it's a easy - to - follow tutorial, laughable short that you can relate to, or a powerful clip to push you through the hard moments (engorged breasts are no joke moms!)

Fava bean and Chianti jokes aside, do you really want your little Hannibal to follow in the trail blazed by Dr. Lecter?

Though a satirist always risks blowback, both from those who don't get the joke and from some who do, when it comes to social criticism, I tend to follow what we might call the Joe Bob Briggs Doctrine: think of the social critic as a machine gun spraying fire across the cultural landscape, and «when a target screams, you've found the sacred cow.

MPs and Lords will have six days to polish themselves up in time for the State Opening of Parliament the following Wednesday, where any jokes about Black Rod are entirely inappropriate.

Many of the xtranormal videos that have caught on with a big audience have followed a similar formula as this one: the jokes that work tend to be those whose humor relies on repetition and deadpan delivery, since characters say the same lines exactly the same way every time.

The Labour leader is supposed to be good at speeches, but he'll have to tell better jokes than the one which now followed.

There were unprecedented scenes at Prime Minister's Questions today as Theresa May appeared to break an exclusive piece of showbiz news — followed by a customary bad joke.

Weiner said the photo of his crotch was intended as a direct message to Cordova «that was a joke,» but he panicked when he realized the picture could be seen by anyone following his Twitter account and took it down himself.

Following Todd Akin's comments regarding «legitimate rape» and the notion that raped women are unlikely to become pregnant, Rove joked about murdering the Missouri Senate candidate, saying «We should sink Todd Akin.

One joke inside the White House is that Obama has always been at his worst when he's winning — from the midterm failures of 2010 following a productive legislative session to a dismal first debate performance against Republican challenger Mitt Romney last fall.

More fossils, such as a toothed jawbone fragment (left), unearthed in the following decades forced a reclassification of the fossil into an already existing genus, dooming the joke to oblivion.

Asked about the persistence of the Los Alamos lab's problems, former NNSA director Miller smiled and said her colleagues at the nuclear oversight agency sometimes told the following joke: If Washington sent all three of America's nuclear weapons labs an order to study how to «jump,» they would all respond differently.

As I wrote this, I pondered what I was grateful for and the following came to mind: The roof over my head, my eyesight, another day with my son, a good joke, and food on my table.

Joking aside, please do not assume I'm an incredible «pasta eater» and I've been avoiding it for a long time now in order to follow a healthier «fat - burning» lifestyle.

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While it's not the relentless joke - flinger it could have been, and while the plot could have done with a few more set - pieces, the combination of amazing (yet restrained) animation and perfectly toned voice - performances ensures DreamWork's second CG - movie is a worthy follow - up to Antz.

Quality jokes are hard to put together; even harder to follow through with and harder still to get the butts in the seats during the summer with the onslaught of «mindless» cinema being released.

The disheveled mugshot that followed made him the butt of many a joke; Nolte would later credit the arrest for helping him to clean up his act and get back on track with his onscreen career.

That was the case last night, as Amy Schumer made some good jokes, followed by awards that have roughly the same relation to actual awards that Geico commercials...

MacFarlane follows the jokes that flitter through his head like a distracted bloodhound, abandoning plot in order to chase a punchline.

In fact, there is a moment that's meant to be particularly poignant and emotional, with big sweeping music to mark its significance, but it's followed shortly by a change of scenery and a joke that undercuts any emotional response the movie was aiming to achieve.

Films that might have fit this putative strand included the charming but overlong Timeless Stories, co-written and directed by Vasilis Raisis (and winner of the Michael Cacoyannis Award for Best Greek Film), a story that follows a couple (played by different actors at different stages of the characters» lives) across the temporal loop of their will - they, won't - they relationship from childhood to middle age and back again — essentially Julio Medem - lite, or Looper rewritten by Richard Curtis; Michalis Giagkounidis's 4 Days, where the young antiheroine watches reruns of Friends, works in an underpatronized café, freaks out her hairy stalker by coming on to him, takes photographs and molests invalids as a means of staving off millennial ennui, and causes ripples in the temporal fold, but the film is as dead as she is, so you hardly notice; Bob Byington's Infinity Baby, which may be a «science - fiction comedy» about a company providing foster parents with infants who never grow up, but is essentially the same kind of lame, unambitious, conformist indie comedy that has characterized U.S. independent cinema for way too long — static, meticulously framed shots in pretentious black and white, amoral yet supposedly lovable characters played deadpan by the usual suspects (Kieran Culkin, Nick Offerman, Megan Mullally, Kevin Corrigan), reciting apparently nihilistic but essentially soft - center dialogue, jangly indie music at the end, and a pretty good, if belated, Dick Cheney joke; and Petter Lennstrand's loveably lo - fi Up in the Sky, shown in the Youth Screen section, about a young girl abandoned by overworked parents at a sinister recycling plant, who is reluctantly adopted by a reconstituted family of misfits and marginalized (mostly puppets) who are secretly building a rocket — it's for anyone who has ever loved the Tintin moon adventures, books with resourceful heroines, narratives with oddball gangs, and the legendary episode of Angel where David Boreanaz turned into a Muppet.

Based on the comic book of the same name by Daniel Clowes, Terry Zwigoff's film follows Enid (Thora Birch) and Rebecca (Scarlett Johansson), who, as they graduate from high school, respond to a personal ad from a middle - aged record collector as a joke — a decision that changes their friendship.

Downsizing (* 1/2) Filmmaker Alexander Payne (Sideways) and writing partner Jim Taylor turn the quirk factor up a notch and forget to add substance and emotion to this one - joke movie about a couple (Matt Damon, Kristen Wiig) that wants to follow the trend of downsizing into 5 - inch humans and living in a private utopian community.

What I'm not so fond of is the cop - out ultimately taken by the filmmakers, who can't seem to follow through on their promisingly metaphysical premise (let alone the theme of obsessive love), electing instead to eliminate all ambiguity — now would be the time to dig up that gift - wrapped box I told you about earlier — which reduces the film, in the end, to little more than a cheap, if rather expensive - looking, joke.

Scary Movie 4 (15) Running time: 113 min ** The Scary Movie franchise all - too - faithfully follows the «rules» of the movies it spoofs: each sequel gets that bit more unashamedly shoddy.Scary Movie 4 sees Cindy Campbell (talented Anna Faris, who should fire her agent) return as a care worker haunted by a Japanese spirit and battling to save the world from alien invasion.How many jokes does it take to make a multi-million-dollar comedy franchise?

MacFarlane follows the jokes that flitter through his head like a distracted bloodhound, abandoning plot in order to chase a punch line.

Johnson's speech delivered such a shock that some who first heard the news the following day thought it had to be an April Fools» joke.

The visual joke about Daniel's gleaming phallus going flaccid under seismic stress is so obvious the film doesn't even bother to make it, although it spares the time to follow him after he abandons Blake in a parking garage and beats a solo retreat through the wreckage, establishing his credentials as a world - class dickhole at every opportunity.

When the ragtag crew that found Atlantis returns to the underwater city to pick the brain of fearless leader Milo Thatch (voice of James Arnold Taylor; Michael J. Fox was the only actor from the original to bow out of this follow - up), everyone, including Milo's Atlantean girlfriend Kida (Cree Summer), ventures — on a quest for what, beats me — first to a ghost town in the Nordic mountains (where they battle a Verne - ian octopus called «The Kraken»), then to the American southwest (where an Indian elder plays that hilarious old joke where he threatens to kill them by summoning coyotes from Hell after they stave off a threat to his people), then to the home of philanthropist Preston Whitmore (John Mahoney), who was minding his own business one evening when a Viking demon broke in and stole his favourite Scandinavian spear.

A consistently hilarious stream of in - jokes keeps the audience in fits of laughter even if there's virtually no plot to this follow - up to the 2012 hit 21 Jump Street.