Sentences with phrase «football jokes to»

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This NIU defense is no joke, having been one of the few teams in football to contain the Toledo offense before Appalachain State.

But when the person who holds some doctrinal position diametrically opposed to my own is sitting across the table from me eating chicken wings while we watch football, laughing at the joke I just made, it becomes a little harder to start a flame war with him online.

And to think we waste 8m a season on wenger and another 2.5 m on that ivan loser he even got a 1m bonus last summer for what I really do nt know??? we are a joke that the football world laughs at and will continue to laugh at until bigs changes are made from top to bottom

Unless you miss their game last night; to even think we are going to draw is a total joke... The football they play, speed, goal scoring; we must be careful to not take 5 goals, they even tired from game last night but these guys are running, combining, passing, scoring...

Next AD needs to address facilities in a big way; even though MD has new basketball arena and Cole is an outstanding addition for MD sports, the football stadium is a joke and Ludwig should be expanded (to include locker rooms, etc.) for soccer and MLAX.

It's the biggest club competition in football and to put out backup players like that is a joke.

McCarthy has been in high spirits during his recovery, joking about his fantasy football roster on twitter, today asked his lovely wife, Amanda, a question that he's been wondering to find out for a long time.

«The only thing I am not doing is playing Nifae (Lealeo's) position,» Shelton - Mosley joked about the national football lineman recruit headed to Stanford.

I honestly haven't heard a better joke all year round, to even class him as a footballer is an insult anywhere else in the world barring deluded arsenal fans.

As we all know, Scottish football is a joke, but it's nice to see a talented footballer not insisting on Champions League football, leastwise not in the group stage.

thanks for the sensible comment fatboy yep i know i do get that they do nt really mean it, but i just cant come to terms with that, i do nt really expect civilised culture in a sport but generally from the people in the world, yep you are right about the real world, maybe thats the reason it annoys me extremely, i mean look our world is rotten to the core, the human mindset is terrible when it faces danger or problems for himself, and maybe thats the reason i just want football to stay as just as an entertainment industry but when i see that people even here let the words flow in any kind of way just because the are frustrated, i really cant come to terms with it, i really love black humor and some akbs react angrily when some fans tell some wheelchair jokes or for example on the post from admin where one could write jokes about wenger, some were really awesome, but when people cant control their emotion after a game and abuse other people it just irritates me as hell cause i really think that thats one of the big problems in the world..

The 25 year - old became something of a running joke among fans of both United and England, leading to Cleverley himself suggesting that his style of football, which tends to be largely possession based, being less appreciated in the Premier League than it would be overseas, notably in Spain.

wenger just needs to leave this week... anyone really will do... shit football no effort no passion... we are a joke... walcott ramsey merteshaker are mediocre overpaid footballers who should not be even in the reserves

Guardiola's men have raced into a 3 - 0 lead thanks to some sublime football and goals from Bernardo Silva, David Silva and Leroy Sane, with Zaha tweeting that they were «a joke».

Modern football has passed us with a whisper... As a matter of fact, the next manager will have such a hard job to transfer his knowledge as the entire sports structure of the club is back dated (coaching, fitness, preparation and even the kit man is a joke...).

Think I am going to watch and support women's hockey or volleyball as football has become a total f*ck en joke..........

When the players can't motivate themselves is now because of the fans not supporting, jokes of the century fans don't earn anything, just wanted to watch arsenal play beautiful football and challenging for the championship is that hard for them who earn millions of dollars.

Instead of blaming others — Linesman, Referees, other Managers etc, he might use his energies to changing the way Football is run in Europe which, in my opinion, is a joke.

Your summation was spot on and any serious Arsenal fan or merely general football fan who is aware of the sick joke «running» of our club can not fail to see, if they are sane, what a shambles the whole club is in and has increasingly been in since David Dein left a decade ago.

Ox I feel has just joked about too much and not focused enough on his football, I wouldn't be sad to see him leave and Szcz... He has had his chance and blew it, I would be happy to see him stay and prove me wrong but at the same time I wont shed a tear if we get rid of him.

Pls don't come here with excuses, we all saw you guys rejoice after we won against Bayern so I don't want to hear «its just preseason» excuse, Arsenal equally fixed in a strong squad, we had Sanchez, Koscielny, Bellerin & Mustafi out thus 4 of our starters & Chelsea had no Hazard & Matic thus two of their starters out, to me that's virtually equal team strength... We all can sit & delude ourselves but deep down we all know that one way or the other Arsenal with Arsene in charge will forever be a joke in the eyes of the elite European football

why are we even discussing this... we are becoming a second tier team and this is the big issue??!!! race for title over before the new year and cant even enter xmas above spurs anymore... clubs become a joke in terms of football we play... need to ask some serious questions

The whole thing is a sick joke... if people turn up to emirates in a fortnight they need their heads examining... wenger is the biggest fraud in football management by none

People have been so taken up with the jokes about Nicklas Bendtner's return to English football that they've forgotten that he can actually play football too.

you, BUDD an all the other deluded fans out there that continue supporting this joke of a Manager that brought ARSENAL to be the laughingstock of football...... wake me up when this nightmare is over hope by then WENGER will be a thing of the past and hope to see Simeone fixing the mess he is leaving behind.

Like Wenger, what has Ozil done to deserve a new contract and a pay rise??? We are seriously a joke in world football.

The main one should be obvious to anyone who's taken even a joking three - point stance in a backyard football game: Both linemen have space to take at least one step, upping the acceleration they can get, and thus increasing the total amount of force in the equation.

We truly are a bloody joke of the football world in transfers!!!!! Why are u doing this to us Wenger??

Since the team play has been adopted to suit his one and only single skill we play ugly football which no one wants to watch, we most definitely are not admired anymore in fact we have become a joke.

So I was thinking that Bayern must be the team he wants to go coz man city are a joke in the champions league lol so if it is Man City he wants to play a hand full of games for in the CL, then arsenal shouldn't sanction his transfer coz its not a realistic reason when arsenal are going for the prem this year and are only out CL for the first time in 23 years and City ain't exactly gonna give the CL football he's looking for I mean it's like saying «I wonna go to spurs to win the prem» I wonna slap him

I know they hate the AKB label that they USED to wear with such (misguided) pride but they are awfully quiet at the moment don't you think?It seems their Chosen One has even left them with nothing to say in his defence and that alone shows the true picture of the state Wenger has finally taken us to.We are an EMBARRASSMENT and there is just no hiding from this now.Dont tell me the Board are not aware of this.Dont for one minute believe Josh Kronke is not aware of our plight.We really are a joke of a Football Club that this Manager is still in a job this evening.F ** k the Europa Cup.Why would anyone Seriously believe this prehistoric has - been is capable of getting past AMadrid?Why would anyone believe he should be given the chance anyway?

Now il move onto Jenkinson goodness me how that lad is a footballer baffles me absolute joke he is and not season needs to be thrown bk dwn to the conference because that's his standard he is awfull.

for a player who has made just 10 starts since 2014 I say that is a hood job if you can get it, I wonder why we just don't name Arsenal Football Club Arsenal Football Charity because no sooner had we drop some money draining Mon performing players we have quiet a few waiting to take up the juicy roles, joke!!

The story so far After Sundowns beat Zamalek of Egypt to win African club football's top prize thanks to a huge slice of luck, coach Pitso Mosimane joked «we were the Denmark of the Champions League».

All jokes aside... the Boy is a God... I have no doubt he's loving his football at this club and learning his trade... and like Costa previously we all pray he stays for the long term to play in the Champions League with Wolves.

Fuck me these lads are pros all this bollocks about being tired can't play 2 games in 2 days is just nonsense.Anyone who's played any type of Football even at an amateur level has played Saturday afternoon Sunday mornings I used to play Sunday mornings and afternoon.All this whining and bollocks about the «heavy xmas schedule» is just a fucking joke

Speaking after the world, Dyche insisted that the stewardship was amateurish whilst questioning how the fans were allowed to reach his players without any intervention, he said: «There used to be a time, when I was playing, that if people got onto a football pitch it was a bit of a joke, a little bit silly.

Aston Villa, who are the biggest joke in football at present, are hopefully going to be even more amusing to all now.

«I coached a youth football team with a bunch of coaches and I can't be there on the weekends (due to ESPN commitments) and we had coaches that wouldn't even play the kids the minimum playing time requirement and that's a joke.

My husband likes to joke that before he met me, the only thing on his walls was a pair of college football tickets!

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The cosy Britishness of many Aardman projects has always been a selling point, however it remains to be seen whether the UK - specific soccer jokes of Early Man will translate to key markets in which football is just a sport rather than something akin to a religion.

Jokes abound in the comical mix - up of their identities, with Greg getting sent to the «smart» classes, while Morton is expected to play for the football team, but there are some great action sequences too — culminating in a long - overdue epic explosion.