Convenience is the main reason
to live here, as the city provides
easy access to three
major highways for fast getaways and
for getting
to work in either Worcester or Boston.
Your family will thank you
for choosing
to live here, especially with the
easy access to major highways and the Garden State Parkway.
(what does HOT mean and
to who)- «numerous upgrades» (does that mean 4 or 100)- «high end flooring» (does than mean $ 1 or $ 100 per sq ft)- «throughout» (does that mean in the closets and patio too)- «loads of cupboards» (I guess a transport is backing up right now)- «freshly painted» (does it smell nice)- «ready
to move into» (i guess they got a mold test done before listing)- «Full bathrooms» (i guess you better hold it then)--» parking
for 4 cars» (hondas or crown vics)-» mature neighbourhood» (is that old or does it mean no more vacant land exists)- «fenced in» (I guess that means the agent saw the permits and survey already)- «
easy access to highways» (does this means it backs onto a
major noisy four lane)- «tastefully updated» (I guess you can eat off the floors)- «sony 60» TV (glad
to see the agent agreeing
to pay
for repairs)- «single attached garage» (a member of ashley madison maybe)-» tree lined street» (glad
to see the city has been contacted
to verify no remediation)- «this really is a fabulous home» (wow assuming all that liability in one phrase)-» within walking distance» (one block
for grannies or 2 miles
for teens)- «country life in the city» (you can have chickens and plow the yard)-» great location» (I guess all their other listings have a poor one)- «brand new» (wow that means what exactly)