Sentences with phrase «for jokes like»

It's fun to imagine — the mysterious aura that surrounds the Masters makes it ripe for jokes like this to arise.

Come back next week for another joke like the one above, and also to click «play» on that video up there.

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If your business model revolves more around river tours and large bodies of water, the mighty kraken, complete with lots of morbid jokes about your service to the creature, ferrying tourists to feed its unending hunger for human flesh, may do a better job of making your employees feel like they are part of something greater.

Fast - food employees have been the butt of jokes for decades, and with good reason — with annual turnover for the industry topping as much as 50 percent, running a shift can be like monitoring an unruly detention hall.

Five hundred bucks is a silly amount to pay for a joke flamethrower that doesn't even throw flames very far, but a perfectly reasonable amount to pay for what feels like a piece of Musk's dream.

What constitutes sexual harassment in the workplace varies, but as theAAUW notes, it includes behaviors like «unwelcome sexual advances, requests for sexual favors, direct or indirect threats or bribes for sexual activity, sexual innuendos and comments, sexually suggestive jokes, unwelcome touching or brushing against a person,» among others.

Nolan gets into many subjects (not just hot dogs) throughout her paper — internal language, jokes, how information is shared, and what an average day looks like for an analyst — so we encourage everyone to read it.

We like to joke about some of the problems with education today, but Millennials have a lot of education and there are a lot more opportunities for continuing education — through online courses in traditional schools, and MOOCs, and even just listening to podcasts regularly.

It's exactly like the old joke about the guy who is searching for his lost keys under the nearest street lamp: not because that's where he thinks he lost them but because the light is so much better there.

It sounds like the setup for the world's least offensive joke: an investment banker, a management consultant and an ER doctor walk into a Toronto classroom and crack a bottle of wine.

He anticipates that many employees will opt in to 2G Tuesdays — 2G Mondays just didn't sound nearly as catchy, he jokes — to get a better understanding of what the internet feels like for people in different parts of the world and to help report issues and make suggestions that his team might not have thought of.

«To me, watching another person play video games is like going to a restaurant and having someone eat your food for you,» Kimmel joked.

Steve Gadlin's pitch may sound like a bit of a joke, with his humorously titled business, «I Want to Draw a Cat For You,» but Gadlin shows the sharks he's earning real money with his stick figure cats, which he charges $ 10 a pop fFor You,» but Gadlin shows the sharks he's earning real money with his stick figure cats, which he charges $ 10 a pop forfor.

Ahead of his second day of testimony on the Hill, @Recode's @KaraSwisher says day one for Zuckerberg before a Senate panel was like getting «hit by soft, soft, soft, very nice cashmere pillows... the Senators were a joke» pic.twitter.com / 1xCHZXSOFb

The joke on me was that «I like the book for all the reasons the writer says its evil,» and that's probably true, but there's an important point I've taken away from the document: having paying customers speaks louder than critics.

They are simply looking for a place to belong, where they can feel safe, where they will not hear a joke with that word that always condemns them, like magic.

It might sound like the start of a trite joke, but it's actually the entourage for one of the most highly anticipated papal trips in recent history.

If the friendship between these men — a black Christian mayor, a rabbi running for Congress and a Mormon university president — wasn't so real, this would sound like a bad joke.

The typical pastor would probably get fired for telling jokes like these.

I thought straight away this is a joke as scriptures tell us only the father knows the time of his sons return and hes keeping it to himself he hasnt even told his son yet.Mark 13:32 This a mystery isnt God all knowing and isnt Jesus God it is a mystery.Yet I like that that is the case because it proves that the father is not the son and the son is not the father they are separate yet they are one just like the holy spirit.I have come across denominations that believe the father son and holy spirit are the one person i asked them how they can say that when Jesus was baptized we see 3 separate persons.We have enough information to know that we are in the last days the signs are present and increasing.Ever since Israel became a nation the countdown has begun.The verse the enemy will come like a thief in the night i have heard preached many times and i believe the preachers have got it wrong because they preach it from the view for the church to get there act together or you will miss out.This view is incorrect because if you are a born again believer following him in obedience and relying on the holy spirit you are not walking in darkness but are walking in the light so you will not be caught unaware as those who are sleeping this is a warning for those who are sleeping or walking according to the flesh they are in darkness.Remember the 10 wise virgins the ones who were alert and keep refilling there lamps went in with the bride those who slept were left behind and so it will be when the Lord returns.Now is the time to prepare our hearts and lives to be ready for his return.It is an exciting time to be living and we are to live in the expectation that the Lord could return at any time brentnz

As I wrote in 101 Secrets for Your Twenties, «Your wife might not tell jokes like your college roommate did.

Image This is the shirt of choice for pastors who like to use memorable acronyms to distill complicated Biblical principles into joke - laden sermons.

Like anything, jokes can be used for good or ill.

You have to be joking... the Roman Catholic Church has been around for 2000 years and guys like Crossan have been around since the beginning and have never had any influence.

Now you could continue to say these silly things since your out of excuses for your flawed logic, but that would just make you look like even more of a joke wouldn't it?

Secondly, for anyone who would give credence to a man who dresses up like a Communist Soldier, and says that somehow money should not go to the government but to charity is a joke.

The greatness of Freud, says Bakan, lay not simply in his astounding facility for maximizing distance with respect to modes of thought in which minimal distance prevailed initially — things like dreams, slips of speech, or jokes.

I think his political retirement is a good idea for Tibet, like how the dalai lama focusing on Tibet's environment... here is a funny joke I saw about the Dalai Lama retiring, http://ponderingstuff.com/2011/03/19/dalai-lama-retires-groupon/

«It may sound like the setup for a joke, but the goal is deadly serious.

For example, the way you've stated as if fact that 24 % of Americans are Catholic and then gone on to joke they don't pray like evangelicals.

Naaman is like the man in an old joke who is caught in a flood and goes up on the roof, where he intends to wait for God to rescue him.

White, with his anachronistic jokes (Malory himself is teased for having been «a passionate follower of tournaments — like one of those old gentlemen who nowadays frequent the cricket pavilion at Lord's»), is at the same time more and less serious than any follower of that first fantasist, Lord Dunsany, could hope to be.

«CBX is like speed dating for food retailers,» Sarasin jokes.

No joke, I'm barely waiting for it to be cooked and out the oven before I'm yielding my fork and digging in like I'm seeing food for the first time.

Today, class, it being late July and all, we're going to examine our zucchini facts: • Zucchini is always at the end of any A-to-Z food list; • Zucchini and fruitcake are the undeserving targets of many a joke; • The zucchini plant literally grows like a weed, making it absolutely ubiquitous in vegetable gardens across America; • And for that reason, enterprising cooks have discovered ways to turn it into muffins, and cake, and pancakes, and... Baked Zucchini Sticks.

For all the pasta, and other things I make: tortillas, and eating like cereal... 3 # bags are a joke.

I remember my uncle would make something similar but in square and then he would wrap them like Bonbons for Christmas and little joke would be printed on the butter paper inside.

I'm constantly looking for good cookbooks that have recipes that are quick like this - so often though they're marketed towards students and include «joke» recipes about frozen food in microwaves.

My husband likes to joke that if wasn't for me he would eat spaghetti every night for dinner.

The result is part inside joke, part jewelry (seriously, how many of us know what the diagram for capsaicin looks like?).

We even went shopping for new laptops and joked that it was like Christmas shopping.

All that biscuit usually makes everything a little dry for me, enter a like things wet joke here.

As for Giroud I hope what I'm hearing is not true.You get the feeling that once Lacazette starts scoring he just won't like it.He's also another overrated player who's also hear because of Wenger's kindness.Apart from the fact that he's good with his head I don't see the positives of keeping here and even Welbeck.We need players who can push Lacazette to perform and these are just not the players.They are more of rotation players.Do you think if Welbeck and Giroud were at top form they can challenge Laca at his best?I always laugh at our strikers though.On one hand, one doesn't fit our style of play but at least he can finish.On the other hand, the one who fits our style of play can't even score a goal.I can't believe we are joking with such a crucial role.I'm sick and tired of seeing average strikers in the club.It's been painful watching the likes of Bendtner and Chamakh already.Now I have to cope with this.

With just hours to spare Chelsea were looking like being one of the biggest jokes of deadline day after the Ross Barkley saga, but the England international and title winning Leicester midfielder was rushed to the Chelsea's Cobham training ground for a late medical yesterday and the deal was completed with minutes to spare.

the dude needs 7 months at the gym before wenger starts taking him serious... else he just gonna like a joke for opponents to laff about...

You've got ta be joking with the marks you gave the players at the top of the page, 6's an d 7's and then 8 for Iwobe, what game were you watching, with scores like that we'd have won the game, I think more like 2's and 3's and maybe a 4 for our better players, although I can't think of any, with a 1 for the Manager and 2 for the Ref.

RvP leaves so 12 months after we try for Suraez, yes you can joke about the failed bid but I will point to the board for that, show me another time in Wengers history that he has failed like that in a transfer?

That is a joke of a comment.I wonder what Arsenal fans can defend him apart from his stats when he's at his best.He is average when at his best and very very average at his worst.Stop overhyping this guy.Just so you know I'm not scared to say it like people here.I rank him with the likes of Chamakh and other average strikers who are just being given world class service upfront.I wish he never plays for Arsenal again and its agonising when I ever see him play.France is going out to be honest and it ai nt because he isnt gonna play.

I said he was not good and in no way even hinted at loving him, and even joking about me liking pineapple on pizza is grounds for fisticuffs.

«When a defenseman like Jimmy doesn't get selected for the All - Star team,» says Clarke, «you know those teams are really a joke.»