Sentences with phrase «for jokes on»

The Edge of Seventeen goes for jokes on topics that I am not so sure we should be laughing at, including suicide, driving without a license and of course prescription drug and alcohol abuse all involving minors.

WASHINGTON — Following widespread criticism, CNN anchor Carol Costello apologized in a written statement on Thursday for joking on - air about an alleged altercation involving Bristol Palin and a man at a party accused of pushing her younger sister.

Not exact matches

Emma Stone won best actress for the musical, and «Manchester by the Sea» star Casey Affleck was named best actor on a night where U.S. President Donald Trump was the butt of numerous jokes, capping a Hollywood awards season marked by fiery protests at his policies.

Ours may need some tweaking, but for now at least, my colleagues and I have found plenty of positive things to comment on: work we're proud of, jokes about office nicknames and even a little cheerfulness about the weather («Not wearing a sweater for the first time in... I can't even remember,» one colleague posted).

Trump called this claim a «joke» during a January appearance on Fox & Friends after Sen. Bernie Sanders pointed out the 2012 tweet but he quickly added that, «this is done for the benefit of China, because China does not do anything to help climate change.»

Now, before you question whether I am a victim of the stress entrepreneurship took on my mental health — which, jokes aside, is a real, largely unaddressed problem for professionals today — let me assure you: There was a method to my madness.

The state didn't vote for him in 2016, and when some of his wealthy hometown friends pushed him last month to help on SALT deductibility, he joked, «You guys seem to be doing OK,» according to The New York Times.

We joke about it, but we wanted to work on something that would make us jump out of bed in the morning for the next 10 years or more.

And just to give you an idea of her fitness progression — she put on 14 pounds of muscle for her role as Wonder Woman, so her transformation is no joke.

Right - wing media has also succeeded in baiting the former New York Times public editor into reprimanding a reporter for a harmless joke, broken major stories about the administration, and continued to harass Clinton on her book tour.

Jimmy Fallon on The Tonight Show joked (without discussing the seal), «Thank you Kraft Singles for being edible Post-It-Notes.»

When one of the hosts made a joke about Notre Dame, Finebaum then turned it back to the Wolverines and unleashed on Michigan and its fans for having a sense of entitlement that he believes became worse when the school hired Jim Harbaugh.

«I recall when we has giving lectures and it was a huge effort for him to speak (before the tracheotomy and the computer voice) he still made the effort to throw jokes in,» Jonathan McDowell, an astronomer at the Harvard - Smithsonian Center for Astrophysics, said on Twitter.

This went on for months, and ultimately became a running team joke.

Pundits blame everything from neuroscience to Upworthy for this cathartic interruption of advertising's jokey assault on pop culture, when it was actually the jokes that were doing the interrupting.

Signs of the changes percolating in the retirement market were everywhere on Wednesday at Dimensional Fund Advisors» first - ever conference focused on the defined contribution space, from the jokes DFA's David Booth told at the expense of the existing king of the retirement market, Fidelity, to the news of the investment product DFA is rolling out to serve as a combination default option and lesson in responsibility for employees who are the least engaged in their retirement planning.

On Chinese social media, jokes that Uber provides a convenient, self - selecting pool of potential husbands for single women have even made the rounds.

«Perhaps, there really is a new paradigm for valuing equities and the joke is on us,» he said.

To prove it wasn't joking, the Fed shut down activity on Dwolla, the company that transacts online payments for the world's largest Bitcoin exchange, Tokyo - based Mt. Gox.

Ahead of his second day of testimony on the Hill, @Recode's @KaraSwisher says day one for Zuckerberg before a Senate panel was like getting «hit by soft, soft, soft, very nice cashmere pillows... the Senators were a joke» pic.twitter.com / 1xCHZXSOFb

The joke on me was that «I like the book for all the reasons the writer says its evil,» and that's probably true, but there's an important point I've taken away from the document: having paying customers speaks louder than critics.

The joke on social media following the Alberta government's decision to boycott B.C. wine was British Columbians saying, «More for us!»

Michelle Obama joined Jimmy Fallon on NBC's The Tonight Show for one final evening of games and jokes before her husband, President Obama, leaves office this month — and the departing First Lady also got a private concert from Stevie Wonder.

Hey, for the most part on board here, most religions are jokes, but what does Buddha's waistline have to do with the failure of the religion?

If humans are the result of so - called «intelligent design» then why do we have too little room on our jawbones to accommodate wisdom teeth (unless this alleged «god» intended our teeth to rot out since we're not supposed to have learned science, and therefore that the presence of bacteria plus acids are a bad environment for tooth enamel), and that so many of us are near - sighted, and that women can have FACIAL HAIR (is that a cruel joke?)

The loyalty of iPhone users has been the butt of the joke on tech blogs and in dinnertime conversations for years.

Tons of christians don't go to church, and at my church we always joke about the C&E's — the people who pack the place on Christmas and Easter only and make it hard for the rest of us to even get into the place.

I can give you a good joke, if your wife was having a bad day, all you got ta do is knock on the door of your other wife for a good time.

Maybe it is my own naivete, but for some reason, I can not imagine someone nailing 95 knock - knock jokes on the door of the Wittenberg Church and it having an introspective impact.

We suspend disbelief for enjoyment when we watch cartoon characters talk & romp on screen, but we don't expect the next mouse or duck or rabbit that we see to start speaking and joking with us!

Yes frank, I feel a strong need to apologize to all people on here for that completely dreadful joke.

«I'd have to agree with that,» said Savage, who'd just suggested, apparently mostly joking, that «abortion should be mandatory for about thirty years» because «there's too many [rude word deleted] people on the planet.»

Jesus goes on to make one of the driest, most melancholic jokes in the entire Bible when He says, «Nevertheless I must journey on today and tomorrow and the next day; for it can not be that a prophet would perish outside of Jerusalem.»

(CNN)- Never one to miss a joke, even when it involves a threat on his life, David Letterman came armed with punchlines for Monday night's show, the first since a jihadist website urged its American followers to kill the comedian.

On Facebook and Twitter, reactions ranged from gleeful jokes, to political barbs, to conspiracy theories, to patriotism, to pleas for peace, to solemn reflections.

I thought straight away this is a joke as scriptures tell us only the father knows the time of his sons return and hes keeping it to himself he hasnt even told his son yet.Mark 13:32 This a mystery isnt God all knowing and isnt Jesus God it is a mystery.Yet I like that that is the case because it proves that the father is not the son and the son is not the father they are separate yet they are one just like the holy spirit.I have come across denominations that believe the father son and holy spirit are the one person i asked them how they can say that when Jesus was baptized we see 3 separate persons.We have enough information to know that we are in the last days the signs are present and increasing.Ever since Israel became a nation the countdown has begun.The verse the enemy will come like a thief in the night i have heard preached many times and i believe the preachers have got it wrong because they preach it from the view for the church to get there act together or you will miss out.This view is incorrect because if you are a born again believer following him in obedience and relying on the holy spirit you are not walking in darkness but are walking in the light so you will not be caught unaware as those who are sleeping this is a warning for those who are sleeping or walking according to the flesh they are in darkness.Remember the 10 wise virgins the ones who were alert and keep refilling there lamps went in with the bride those who slept were left behind and so it will be when the Lord returns.Now is the time to prepare our hearts and lives to be ready for his return.It is an exciting time to be living and we are to live in the expectation that the Lord could return at any time brentnz

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If you want to believe that joke as scientific fact go ahead.Scietific «facts» are nothing more than guesswork on the part bunch of educated morons looking for more free grant money so they don't have to get a real job.

For example, Data, the android on Star Trek, can't recognize jokes.

Be it for my incessant posting of political material on Facebook, my regular morning explosions of rage at the Today Programme on Twitter or my shameless use of social media for self - promotion and dubious jokes.

Lindsey Stone was a carer working with disabled girls when, four years ago, a friend posted on Facebook a joke picture of her standing in front of a sign at a military cemetery that asked for silence and respect.

I gave him a joke once which never quite worked for me which was, «I got drunk last night on vodka and Red Bulls.

Let's keep repeating the same stupid joke over and over and over and over and over for weeks on end!!

I was raised on that list of prohibitions, and although I've made my share of jokes (Watch out for sex because it leads to dancing...), I have few complaints about how my parents raised me.

I think his political retirement is a good idea for Tibet, like how the dalai lama focusing on Tibet's environment... here is a funny joke I saw about the Dalai Lama retiring, http://ponderingstuff.com/2011/03/19/dalai-lama-retires-groupon/

While the ears of some people do itch for funny stories, jokes, and encouraging insights based on psychology and current events, the ears of other people itch to hear the latest insight on a difficult Bible passage, or the newest scholarly explanation of a particular word in Scripture.

Weather you believe or not (I open my eyes every day) so it's not hard to All will stand before the lord on the day of reckoning which man will no doubtedly usher in and those who don't believe or against god will try to wage war on the almighty to no avail, only to be left in ruins... the great Satan (adversary) will be all who oppose god in battle, that serpent of old is still here today, we live in the middle of a brood of vipers and this website is part of the venom aimed at distorting the faithfuls belief as well as a an agonist for those who wish to continue to disbelieve... CNN is anti god To my brothers and sisters who truly live in Christ Peace be with you and never forget your path despite the darkness that is trying to consume you, bring enough oil for your lamps to live in this darkness and bring extra in case of a delay, he will not abandon you... we will not be forgotten Amen To those who don't, I know the myth of Santa and the easterbunny really choked up your insides to find that they were not real, but childhood is over and it was a cruel human joke designed to make it that much harder for you to believe in that which visits you and you can't see, no matter you have life so is it too much to ask for a little belief?

The joke assumes that it is scandalous for a minister to play golf on Sunday morning, and that he would naturally want to conceal his activity.

It is a sad joke that has lost its reason for being on this earth and has done more harm than good.

For example, the way you've stated as if fact that 24 % of Americans are Catholic and then gone on to joke they don't pray like evangelicals.