Just joking, but there is no place
for joking with our defense which was terrible once again.
I discovered them when I was homeschooling my eldest a couple years ago and fell head over heels for the series (I'm a sucker
for jokes with bad puns).
Not exact matches
If your business model revolves more around river tours and large bodies of water, the mighty kraken, complete
with lots of morbid
jokes about your service to the creature, ferrying tourists to feed its unending hunger
for human flesh, may do a better job of making your employees feel like they are part of something greater.
Steve loves to
joke with his clients by saying, «Thank goodness
for Walmart, Target, and Sears
for selling the cheapest vacuums known to man.»
Fast - food employees have been the butt of
jokes for decades, and
with good reason —
with annual turnover
for the industry topping as much as 50 percent, running a shift can be like monitoring an unruly detention hall.
Thank someone
for a shout - out, crack a
joke with them, or reshare their content — any one of these is a great way to build customer rapport.
Others
joked that the name was childlike
for a tech company
with a market cap that was, at the time, in excess of $ 300 billion.
(«I'm still living
with the Jewish guilt
for not being a doctor,» he
jokes.)
Jokes aside, Kirk Cousins is still playing
for his next contract, be it in Washington or elsewhere, and the Giants defense can't stop arguing
with each other long enough to shout out coverages to each other.
While TechRax's video posting doesn't suggest it's a
joke — the description says the video is «
for those who don't want to get $ 159 wireless AirPods or have to insert your headphones into an adapter every time you listen to music» — his profile and set of videos suggest he has a long history of jokingly fiddling
with technology.
He choked
with laughter and shared the
joke with two of his colleagues, who were waiting
for their cut.
It's hardly even a surprise anymore when a company advertises women as one of its office «perks,» or a high - profile tech conference kicks off
with a
joke about a a new app
for staring at breasts, or a male tech investor declares he wants to change the way women smell through biohacking.
We like to
joke about some of the problems
with education today, but Millennials have a lot of education and there are a lot more opportunities
for continuing education — through online courses in traditional schools, and MOOCs, and even just listening to podcasts regularly.
And I'm very appreciative of having done that because it was something that my mother and I had
with each other as a
joke because she would tease me and ask me to let her know when I had made enough money
for her to sue me
for using her name.
IBM (NYSE: IBM) is working
with Emotiv to develop a corporate version of the headset that would allow,
for example, virtual conferencing
with avatars that represent people's expressions and feelings — so you would know who was engaged, who was bored, who was laughing at your
jokes, and, maybe, who was pretending to laugh.
Using inside
jokes, running
jokes or well - known references makes it easier
for an audience to identify
with the scenario you're creating.
During their private meeting, Kim told Moon he came to the summit to end the history of conflict and
joked he was sorry
for keeping Moon up
with his late night missile tests, a South Korean official said.
Novack and his team work
with the directors and creators of the show to make sure that they're letting
jokes and scenes speak
for themselves.
Steve Gadlin's pitch may sound like a bit of a
joke,
with his humorously titled business, «I Want to Draw a Cat
For You,» but Gadlin shows the sharks he's earning real money with his stick figure cats, which he charges $ 10 a pop f
For You,» but Gadlin shows the sharks he's earning real money
with his stick figure cats, which he charges $ 10 a pop
forfor.
Young ones often turn to it
for poop
jokes or listening to music
with racy lyrics.
He pantomimes and rephrases, rolls his eyes, and cracks one
joke after another — his capacity
for expression barely keeping pace
with the thoughts in his head.
For anyone still missing the
joke, Bank of Japan Governor Haruhiko Kuroda summarized the view of the global central planners when he said, «I trust that many of you are familiar
with the story of Peter Pan, in which it says, «the moment you doubt whether you can fly, you cease forever to be able to do it.»
With every quarterly earnings call, my Twitter feed lights up with jokes about how Amazon continues to grow its revenue and make no profits and how trusting investors continue to rewards the company for
With every quarterly earnings call, my Twitter feed lights up
with jokes about how Amazon continues to grow its revenue and make no profits and how trusting investors continue to rewards the company for
with jokes about how Amazon continues to grow its revenue and make no profits and how trusting investors continue to rewards the company
for it.
As part of an agreement
with the Competition Bureau, the company committed to paying refunds or credits to mobile phone customers who were charged
for premium text services such as Mind Quiz, Love Crush and
Joke a Day from the companies Jesta and MMS.
Hey,
for the most part on board here, most religions are
jokes, but what does Buddha's waistline have to do
with the failure of the religion?
They are simply looking
for a place to belong, where they can feel safe, where they will not hear a
joke with that word that always condemns them, like magic.
He hung out
with 12 blue - collar dudes
for three years and partied
with the most sketchy people in society, people who I'm almost positive told
jokes crass enough to make your pastor shudder.
(insert your own, southerners backwoods
joke here) So Mendel fails, in my mind, to adequately account
for the very narrow gene pool (read single - celled organism) that the theory of evolution begins
with.
It is said that Runciman once
joked that, aside from himself, the only other author to have made more money
for Cambridge University Press was God,
with his book, the Bible.
- Pope to Mass of millions: Get out of church — What we learned about Pope Francis in Brazil — Massive crowd attends prayer service
with pope — Why millennials are leaving the church — Pope Francis tells youth that faith cures discontent — «Slum pope» visits Brazil's poor — X.XX Church pastor: Weiner is an addict, not a
joke — Security raised to «high risk»
for pope in Brazil — A nightmare day
for the pope's security detail — Explosive found near site pope
We suspend disbelief
for enjoyment when we watch cartoon characters talk & romp on screen, but we don't expect the next mouse or duck or rabbit that we see to start speaking and
joking with us!
«I'd have to agree
with that,» said Savage, who'd just suggested, apparently mostly
joking, that «abortion should be mandatory
for about thirty years» because «there's too many [rude word deleted] people on the planet.»
It's so sly and wicked and filled
with inside
jokes for us English Lit nerds.
And if you're too dumb to know that (and maybe you are, I had though you were just
joking) then you're far too ignorant
for me to even be wasting my time
with.
(CNN)- Never one to miss a
joke, even when it involves a threat on his life, David Letterman came armed
with punchlines
for Monday night's show, the first since a jihadist website urged its American followers to kill the comedian.
It is strange to see us all sitting together at the sacred meal — master breaking bread
with his slave, a Jew sharing a
joke with a former pagan priest, a husband pouring wine
for his wife, a zealot debating politics
with a tax collector — but this is what makes us different; it's what makes us Christians.
You have to be
joking???? Thank God
for His Mercy and Patience and the Blood of Jesus that prevented fire coming down from Heaven to consume you... Do you realize
with what fear, awe and respect and honor the Israelites had
for God; before The Sacrifice of Jesus.
I thought straight away this is a
joke as scriptures tell us only the father knows the time of his sons return and hes keeping it to himself he hasnt even told his son yet.Mark 13:32 This a mystery isnt God all knowing and isnt Jesus God it is a mystery.Yet I like that that is the case because it proves that the father is not the son and the son is not the father they are separate yet they are one just like the holy spirit.I have come across denominations that believe the father son and holy spirit are the one person i asked them how they can say that when Jesus was baptized we see 3 separate persons.We have enough information to know that we are in the last days the signs are present and increasing.Ever since Israel became a nation the countdown has begun.The verse the enemy will come like a thief in the night i have heard preached many times and i believe the preachers have got it wrong because they preach it from the view
for the church to get there act together or you will miss out.This view is incorrect because if you are a born again believer following him in obedience and relying on the holy spirit you are not walking in darkness but are walking in the light so you will not be caught unaware as those who are sleeping this is a warning
for those who are sleeping or walking according to the flesh they are in darkness.Remember the 10 wise virgins the ones who were alert and keep refilling there lamps went in
with the bride those who slept were left behind and so it will be when the Lord returns.Now is the time to prepare our hearts and lives to be ready
for his return.It is an exciting time to be living and we are to live in the expectation that the Lord could return at any time brentnz
If you talk about the thruth and who Jesus really is and who we are in Christ, your post is deleted... Jesus is alive and real, the bible is true, and we all live eternally either
with he Lord or separted from him... God created you, and he loves you so much that he sent his son to die
for your sins and mine... Don't believe a lie because it seems the popular thing to do... This not a
joke, and your soul is nothng to be played
with...
For those that think this is a joke, go about your business and just try to reside with Jesus for eternity on your own without doing what He as
For those that think this is a
joke, go about your business and just try to reside
with Jesus
for eternity on your own without doing what He as
for eternity on your own without doing what He asks.
He was known as a bohemian cultural figure
with a taste
for dirty
jokes, and the whole «God» thing didn't seem natural.
I'm also female, Scandinavian, a little too altruistic
for my own good and quick
with a bad
joke.
Lindsey Stone was a carer working
with disabled girls when, four years ago, a friend posted on Facebook a
joke picture of her standing in front of a sign at a military cemetery that asked
for silence and respect.
Twitter buzzed last week
with proclamations of Lenten sacrifices, alongside plenty of
jokes about what to give up
for the 40 days of penance leading up to Easter.
So it seems to me that
for those of us who call ourselves Christians, but who also have used the brain that God gave us to conclude that the planet is more than 6000 years old and that the actions of Noah and his family saved all the then living things — that we can retain faith in a God who would not
joke around
with Abraham just to test him.
I don't go to Church, I think that organized religion is a
joke, and I think Glenn Beck is a dangerous liar of a man
with nothing but hate and contempt
for those he doesn't agree
with.
The greatness of Freud, says Bakan, lay not simply in his astounding facility
for maximizing distance
with respect to modes of thought in which minimal distance prevailed initially — things like dreams, slips of speech, or
jokes.
We have names
for those who announce upon drawing up a chair exactly where the conversation is going and
with what conclusions, just as we do
for those who insult us by explaining the
joke and telling it again.
Steve, there was really no need to respond to my
joke with a bit of preaching — it somewhat deflates it
for me and I was trying to lift myself out of boredom.
A different reason, too,
for the literary philosemitism of Ulysses: Leopold Bloom's bumbling personality casts him as the butt of
jokes and disdain, but he's also the means
for yoking the story of Odysseus
with the story of Europe's Jews; a person and a people hounded by the powerful.