Sentences with phrase «for penis jokes»

As for the uninitiated, well, I suppose it all comes down to a person's fondness for penis jokes.

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For the past few weeks, Smith's stance on the EU has largely been ignored as the media have focused on a series of peculiar statements and jokes Smith has made regarding a 29 - inch penis, whether he uses viagra, and on Saturday, his comment that he had to fight off over a thousand boys at school to marry his wife.

(I was going to put in a very crass and crude joke about the Freudian concept of penis envy all for the sake of a few cheap laughs.

Thoughts by TSR: Alan's «monkey nibbling on water bottle penis» joke doesn't do it for me.

The penis is used for one of the film's many gay panic «jokes».

In fact, except for a couple of «Jonah Hill penis» jokes and a bit delivering pizza to those in the audience, Degeneres was pretty non-existent, only showing up to introduce the next presenters.

That being said, in the movie's one surprising twist, despite an R rating ripe for some knowing jokes about how a network television show entirely built around T & A could never actually show either, the only nudity here is one dead man's penis.

The host, Jimmy Kimmel, joked in the opening monologue that the Oscar statue set an example for Hollywood: «He keeps his hands where you can see them, never says a rude word, and literally doesn't have a penis.»

It may not get as dark as them, but it still makes room for jokes about pedophiles, pubic hair, penises, rapists, and rimjobs.

From daft gags like the dog poop walking itself to the toilets to seen - a-millions-times-before scenes like asking for a bigger penis the minute you realise you have powers, every attempt to save the movie with yet another joke falls flat.

Todd Phillips reunites his «wolf pack» and takes them to Bangkok for a broad, penis - joke fuelled comedy that is a little paunchy around the middle.

And simply being there in a cinema, watching something made with such love and passion for cinema, even if it is mainly penis jokes and mindless violence, is kind of beautiful...

The Five - Year Engagement sets its sights lower and aims for more broadly comic, conventionally satisfying payoffs, and it works up to a point, with likable performers, a generous laugh quotient, and a few moments of genuinely inspired, improvisational lunacy — along with the de rigueur penis and vomit jokes.

Gags about piss and penis pasta, vibrators and self - waxing strips confuse vagina - related «jokes» with a feminist perspective, as signalled by Jess's plan to win a game of beer pong «for womankind» in the opening scene.

by Walter Chaw Dick this, cock that, penis penis penis — let me mention in the interest of full, ahem, disclosure that I don't think Mike Myers is funny; that Chris Farley's death was a great shame for a lot of reasons, among the worst that his passing opened the door for Myers to voice Shrek; and that it's not amusing in the slightest to make an endless stream of johnson jokes.

It is, however, the only Netflix movie to feature an extended scene featuring Adam Devine's penis, in which the whole joke is that you're forced to look at Adam DeVine's penis for an uncomfortably long time.

she liked it for the beating - up scenes more than the penis jokes.