Sentences with phrase «for talking snakes»

Please, do enlighten me on the «proper context» for talking snakes, angels, giants, demons, slavery, child murder and genocide.

too intelligent for gods, for talking snakes, for winged men, talking donkeys, reanimated sorcerers, and whatever other silly little fairy tales you think are real but defy common sense.

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@ jack3 no you have the right to believe what ever you want, but we might mock you for believing in something that has talking snakes, a story about the world flooding and being able to fit all the animals on the planet on one boat, that believes in magic, that believes a person lived in the belly of a whale, and that people coexisted with dinosaurs all without any actual proof.

The most sense you can possibly make of the stupid sh!t is: Big invisible and undetectable sky wizard chanted magic spells for six days to make the entire universe «perfect,» yet fragile enough that one twist of one woman's wrist threw the entire thing into nuclear meltdown (sin / corruption)---- oh yeah, and throw a talking snake in there, somewhere.

As for the talking tapeworm — how is it any less credible than talking snakes, donkeys or incendiary foliage?

Talking snakes, talking donkeys, a boat at sea for half a year with a couple million animals, a temple less than 5000sq feet taking 150,000 workers and 7 years to complete, and then sacrificing 14 animals a minute for 7 days straight, a virgin birth story (like there weren't already a few of them before), a zombie invasion that no third party seemed to witness, a dude living in the belly of a fish for a couple days, a guys last words (before become back as a zombie) being «My god, my god, why hast thou forsaken me.Talking snakes, talking donkeys, a boat at sea for half a year with a couple million animals, a temple less than 5000sq feet taking 150,000 workers and 7 years to complete, and then sacrificing 14 animals a minute for 7 days straight, a virgin birth story (like there weren't already a few of them before), a zombie invasion that no third party seemed to witness, a dude living in the belly of a fish for a couple days, a guys last words (before become back as a zombie) being «My god, my god, why hast thou forsaken me.talking donkeys, a boat at sea for half a year with a couple million animals, a temple less than 5000sq feet taking 150,000 workers and 7 years to complete, and then sacrificing 14 animals a minute for 7 days straight, a virgin birth story (like there weren't already a few of them before), a zombie invasion that no third party seemed to witness, a dude living in the belly of a fish for a couple days, a guys last words (before become back as a zombie) being «My god, my god, why hast thou forsaken me.»

Don't forget talking snakes, Hebrew speaking donkey, men living in fish for three days, and my personal favorite... ZOMBIES.

Please, any Christian, honestly answer the following: The completely absurd theory that all 7,000,000,000 human beings are simultaneously being supervised 24 hours a day, every day of their lives by an immortal, invisible being for the purposes of reward or punishment in the «afterlife» comes from the field of: (a) Astronomy; (b) Medicine; (c) Economics; or (d) Christianity You are about 70 % likely to believe the entire Universe began less than 10,000 years ago with only one man, one woman and a talking snake if you are a: (a) historian; (b) geologist; (c) NASA astronomer; or (d) Christian I have convinced myself that gay $ ex is a choice and not genetic, but then have no explanation as to why only gay people have ho.mo $ exual urges.

The bottom line is if you don't believe that a man who was his own father rose from the dead to make up for the mischief of a talking snake you are going to burn forever, for God is love.

Just like there is no evidence for any of the miracles, talking snakes, or a man living inside a fish.

I bet you believe in talking snakes, that ribs can become women, that Jonah was swallowed by a sea monster and somehow managed to survive in its stomach for days, and that Noah somehow managed to successfully collect and save two of each of the many millions of species spread across the entire globe.

let's follow that logic... how can we elect anyone that believes in a talking snake, a wizard that turned water into wine, walked on water, died for 3 days then came back to life, and is actually 3 beings combine in one

If Jesus read your post, he'd cry then turn into the Easter Bunny and poo out a talking snake into your stocking for Christmas.

That said: «But god did not foresee — that man would want a companion» = > «It is not good for the man to be alone» are the words used — so God did know and provided «that the snake would talk to the humans» = > «the serpent was more crafty than any other animal» - deception required capacity to deceive «that the humans would choose knowledge (and why else was that tree there)» = > It was not knowledge but knowledge of good and evil.

Let's see, a guy named god impregnated a woman with himself so that he could die for himself in a blood ritual so that he could redeem the human race and make them live forever because of a moral stain on the entire human race because a dirt man and rib woman took dietary advice from a talking snake.

Until the current deity of choice (The God of Abraham) actually shows himself, I for one will not accept the talking snakes, virgin births, and condemnation of personal freedoms that surround the belief in him — like stoning someone for working on the sabbath, or killing children who curse their parents, or the rules of owning slaves, all concepts clearly stated in the Old Testament.

Well if it's slightly more evidence of the existence of a man outside of Italy in the 1st century who was born of a virgin, died for 3 days before resurrecting himself, then explained he only died because of «original sin» which is the idea that a woman ate magical apple given from a talking snake in a garden at the beginning of time which caused all humans to go to hell when they died.

An ancient book by unknown authors, which makes wild extraordinary claims such as snakes talking, a man living in a giant fish for days, the dead rising, and so on.

Maybe instead of playing they can break out a couple of talking snakes for entertainment.

Adam wasn't created 6,000 years ago, Snakes don't talk, and people (Adam) can't live for 867 years.

So now we are all supposedly waiting for a battle between this god and the talking snake, bad stuff happens, you die, she dies everybody dies and those that believed in the god live for eternity in a lobotomy - like bliss.

It couldn't and NO you are not responsible for some guy that ate an apple because of a talking snake.

Our peers are unimaginably gullible, believe in talking snakes and all sorts of rubbish solely because they were raised to, and for the most part lack the moral fiber to question their security blanket beliefs.

Do animals of all types have original sin because the talking snake fvcked everything up for all the rest?

As for a «talking snake»... God used many means that are at his disposal to use as he sees fit since he created all things and then at times he uses symbols to represent spiritual things to better show us the spirit behind something.

As for a «talking snake» That was just a deceitful illusion of Satan giving the appearance of a «talking snake».

Your silly book of «gods», talking snakes and myths was written for people in the bronze and iron ages.

For example, you yourself still think, in the 21st Century, that the World began six thousand years ago with a talking snake.

Is this the same book that has talking snakes and donkeys and mass zombie outbreaks and invisible body parts (soul) and invisible diseases (sin) that get passed down from father to son so god had to sacrifice himself to himself to appease himself so that he doesn't torture 100 % of his creation for all eternity in a pit of fire but only 99.99 % of his creation..

Snakes talk, men live in whales for 3 days, bread rains down from the sky, a man parted the sea, chariots of fire come and go from heaven, and there's a flaming sward guarding this garden of fruit... Anyone who believes this stuff is a dummy of the highest order..

If you were running for president, I'd like to ask you about talking snakes, Invisible and undetectable body parts (soul), and invisible and undetectable diseases (sin), and all the other stupid sh!t in the bible.

Yeah, your god had to sacrifice himself to himself to appease himself so that he doesn't torture more than 99.99 % of his creation for all eternity because our great - great grandmother talked to a snake and wrongly ate a piece of fruit before she understood what «wrong» was.

They grow up believing in an Eternal Hell of fire and brimstone, talking snakes, the Doctrine of Original Sin, animals in an ark, a Young Earth paradigm, the notion that people lived to be hundreds of years old a few thousand years ago, patriarchs that practiced child sacrifice and committed genocides, books that are supposed words of gawd that contradict real world observations, deities that kill their own children (human manifestations of their own selves) for the sake of sins that they never committed, the symbolic cannibalism and vampirism of a deity... I could go on for days.

All true except for the part where you're delusional, snakes can't talk, Jews aren't magic, and eating an apples doesn't make us ashamed to be naked.

Yes, but that's coming from a book that describes dragons, co.ckatrices, talking snakes and donkeys, mass zombie outbreaks, and a god who's so stupid he has to continually adjust his «perfect» plan by finding loopholes so that he can sacrifice himself to himself to appease himself so that he doesn't torture more than 99.999 % of his creation in a never - ending torture pit he made for his own enjoyment.

Apol... I know my reasoning is valid because snakes can't talk, 600 year old men can't build a boat and float 2 of every animal on the planet around for a year, the Red Sea can't part, men can't rise from the dead, and a host of other nonsense that Christians believe just can't happen.

Not only is it impossible for a snake to talk as they don't have vocal cords, they also don't have a brain large enough to comprehend language.

Why Milennials are leaving the church: Because a 21st century education inscience leaves no logical room for: men made from mud, 6000 - yr - old planet, talking donkeys, talking snakes, talking shrubbery, insects that wear hats, water turning to blood, corpses returning from the grave, flying men (winged and not - winged), or prophecy.

Talking snakes, virgin births, floods, death sentences for witchcraft (yes, both the bible and the koran believe in witchcraft) and people vote for some that believes in that crazy stuff.

You have a choice: Vote for a guy who believes in talking snakes and donkeys and mass zombie outbreaks or a guy who wears magical underwear and thinks he and his multiple wives are going to populate outer space for eternity..

The completely absurd theory that all 7,000,000,000 human beings are simultaneously being supervised 24 hours a day, every day of their lives by an immortal, invisible being for the purposes of reward or punishment in the «afterlife» comes from the field of: (a) Astronomy; (b) Medicine; (c) Economics; or (d) Christianity You are about 70 % likely to believe the entire Universe began less than 10,000 years ago with only one man, one woman and a talking snake if you are a: (a) historian; (b) geologist; (c) NASA astronomer; or (d) Christian I have convinced myself that gay $ ex is a choice and not genetic, but then have no explanation as to why only gay people have ho.mo $ exual urges.

You beleive in talking snakes and blood sacrafices for goodness sakes.

One word of caution for families with young children — the little stream that runs round the back of the pool area is not particularly well cordoned off — it just has a single strand of rope — and it looks positively filled with algae which can be quite dangerous and on one occasion a family we were talking to at the baby pool — their eldest son slipped and fell in luckily he was o.k but we learnt, after the hotel staff looked overly concerned, that there are snakes in the stream (apparently they are harmless water snakes and no - one has seen them venture around the poolside!)

It is not «As - Mad - as - Snakes - in - a-Sack», it may involve talking with many strands from the civil society but a consensus on protective measures can soon be established as the basis for UN-sanctioned action or even EU / Nato if game - playing strangles the will of the former to be of use.

Not only did that open up the understanding of small talk and comms, it also let Snake interrogate soldiers for secret information.

«Beauty and the Beast» and «The Huntsman: Winter's War» scribe Evan Spiliotopoulos is in talks to pen the script for a film centered on popular G.I. Joe character Snake Eyes at Paramount Pictures.

Ralph Steadman's cool artwork on FLYING DOG SNAKE DOG IPA was the inspiration for our choice of beer to talk about Terry Zwigoff's terrific documentary about counterculture artist Robert Crumb.

Dr. Canavero has also published a series of articles on phantom pains, and a logo he used for a TED talk resembles the scar Snake sports in - game.

If you go to a movie just for the energy of it, «Snake Eyes» will pump up your adrenaline until it overflows and even then it will continue pumping, lead by a Nicholas Cage who moves and talks so fast he'll will leave Joe Pesci in the dust, with his rapid - fire dialogue and his loud mouth, though it is not quite as loud as the Hawaiian shirt he sports throughout the film.

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