Sentences with phrase «from assholes»

Not your boring common or garden # 80m or # 100m offers for a striker, or two, obviously, but $ 200m for Neymar or Mbappe (yes him again) and we all laugh holding our bellies, and scoffing at these crazy stories, until, in keeping with this cornucopia of scrumptious jelly and cream La La Land make believe, the reality squirts out from the asshole of the transfer window — Citeh sign Walker — yes that Walker — from the Spuds, for # 55m — now that is both unbelievable and incredible, and shows reality can outshine even the most fanciful banality.

Pepper Potts is gonna die making Tony Stark's transformation from an asshole to a full - time hero complete.

At another point he mocks himself as, «gas from the asshole of the earth, here today and gone tomorrow with only the memory of the stench remaining.»

This is the all inclusive package to getting your living room back from your asshole child.

So, I had a kind of jaundiced eye taking into account those opposing personality of somebody that I hardly knew his elbow from his asshole, you know.

Not exact matches

His «publisher of the people» mentality isn't exactly what you'd expect from the company's cofounder, mega-bro Tucker Max, whose own books include Assholes Finish First and I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell.

And after reading from the old testament, the Catholics, being fine upstanding Christians, go out and sacrifice and burn a goat just like their nasty asshole of a god commands them to.

If you feel like holding murderous assholes to count; stop buying foreign supplied gas from the middle east.

The assholes didn't fall too far from the tree.

The asshole who invented injuries still won't be welcome at any social function I attend, but Irving's setback feels more like an obnoxious detour on Boston's path to becoming a mainstay atop the East, not a blown engine that will prevent them from getting there.

If, as Nepp hypothesizes in his post, the agent advised him not to do this deal but also didn't suggest some other alternative (bank loan, Franco's cash - advance company, a loan from the agent), the agent is the bigger asshole.

so in my opinion the author has basically pulled this one from the preverbal asshole.

As for Costa, I knew he was going to be an asshole from the 2nd minute even he was waving an imaginary card.

The asshole Lyon President has stated today that they have received a very nice offer from Arsenal but then switched to say that the player isn't going anywhere.

Overindulgence from privilege can be just as detrimental to a child's psyche (plus, he'll be a total asshole and oblivious to any problems others face, such as those of a poor child).

Twenty years from now you'll be sure to find her cleaning up after some asshole and baking him a pie while woodland creatures watch on.

Sure it makes her look like an asshole, but that doesn't stop her from triggering post partum depression, as was also discussed below.

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I remember Figment from the 1989 visit — my one souvenir, in fact, was a plush Figment — but I didn't recall that his scientist friend was such an asshole.

Sometimes, when a hangover isn't squeezing your brain to make stale juice which it then sucks through a straw like a vampiric asshole; when it isn't borrowing pots and pans from the kitchen to create an acoustic symphony of mystery and pain between your temples; when it isn't pressing elevator buttons inside of your belly like an unsupervised toddler (vomit going up — nope, going back down — up — no down — pause on the fifth floor — up!)

I'm Kevin a cement Mason strong respectful a giver not a taker don't do head games despise liar's and thieves live in South Vancouver and from a big family so there was no being an asshole really love to please a lady completely and I am very very good at what I do

The taste vary from spanking, binding, and fucking a very soft fem Sissy or maybe having my body licked and worshiped, to eating your asshole and fucking you till you cum.

I'm from a big family so there was no being an asshole I have been chased by women since I was a kid and still am I'm a cement Mason so I don't know computer's much that is why...

Read any one of the hundreds of letters I get from women who are currently dating selfish, abusive, non-committal assholes for five years and you'll see the same thing.

Unfortunately for him, his boss is Kevin Spacey from «Swimming with Sharks» and what the film calls a «TOTAL FUCKING ASSHOLE.»

I feel my aversion to online multiplayer (god how I hate, online multiplayer, most people are okay but it just takes one dick to ruin everything (I remember playing Battlefield 2 online and there was this fucking asshole... another story)-RRB- is preventing me from a potentially really great time.

As if you needed any proof that was a terrible f*cking plan from the beginning, here come these two assholes to prove just how easy it was.

What it is is a huge, terrifying asshole, of the type even our most ludicrously hardcore, series - stalwart hunter currently runs away from.

Spliced into the show are occasional one - ep guest - stars, most notable being Seth Rogan, whose oafish asshole schtick is turned up to 11 — presumably to differentiate him from the regular characters.

Assholes are in plentiful number in «Smaug,» apart from the aforementioned cantankerous characters.

There is even a cheesy line or two from the characters such as; «I still remember how to kill you asshole».

It's the most scabrous, uncompromised work from Billy Wilder, who never made a movie that wasn't kind of an asshole; and never made a movie that didn't reflect the essential nihilism of his worldview.

It makes the clunky storytelling moments more apparent, whether it's an all - too - convenient turn in character motivation (Turing goes from «asshole» to «top bloke» by buying apples) or a piece of narration from Captain Obvious («I've got to separate the carrots from the peas» as he separates the carrots from the peas).

Having him disappear from the diegesis for about one third of the film was a stroke of genius; we realised that we missed the asshole.

If you need reminding of why, you just need to look at his impeccable change of gear from adorable doofus Andy Dwyer in «Parks» to obnoxious asshole in «Engagement» to sweet but sad and broken ball player in «Moneyball.»

Well, aside from his supreme asshole in Walter Mitty being the worst part of that film.

Of course, you don't even know any people, yet from your comments, I can pretty much assume that your a lifeless asshole who won't understand that nobody gives a shit.

Short Cuts also benefits from memorable moments from a complicated, asshole cop played by Tim Robbins, a convincing drunk limo driver played by Tom Waits, and an amazing job from Julianne Moore as an unfaithful, artist wife.

There is a quote from the movie Platoon by Oliver Stone, «Opinions are like assholes, everybody has one.»

From simple things like being prepared and trusting your instincts, to just not being an asshole (actual advice from David Cross), every tidbit is valuable, and every tidbit — we hope — has served you well, and helped bring you professional success in 2From simple things like being prepared and trusting your instincts, to just not being an asshole (actual advice from David Cross), every tidbit is valuable, and every tidbit — we hope — has served you well, and helped bring you professional success in 2from David Cross), every tidbit is valuable, and every tidbit — we hope — has served you well, and helped bring you professional success in 2013.

Asshole parents and fatuous high school celebrity are unsatisfying mana from which our benignly misunderstood McGuffin has supped too long.»

There's no real message to take away from a film like this, aside from maybe not being a complete asshole to everyone around you.

Reynolds mugs effectively in his fat suit (especially in his lip - sync of All -4-One's «I Swear,» positioned by director Roger Kumble to be the film's bookends), but Chris» transformation from «dweeb» to Reynolds» trademark slick asshole is strictly a movie «reality,» and Chris» reactions to plot turns are the gestures of an insane man, an idiot, or both.

Llewyn Davis is, frankly, kind of an asshole, and Isaac never shirks from that, but lends him enough vulnerability and smarts that you're on his side even when he's behaving at his worst.

For the first time since getting stuck in Jennifer Garner's friend zone on «Alias,» Cooper plays against his likable - asshole archetype, and he reasonably resembles John Cusack's strung - out, stringy - haired schlub from «Being John Malkovich.»

(At least until Chase's lifelong Method acting as an egotistical asshole saw him exiled from the one decent role he'd had in decades.)

Glenn Howerton stars as an unrepentant asshole instructor in this new series from «SNL» alum Mike O'Brien.

Make that old assholes, otherwise Leonardo DiCaprio's devolution in Revolutionary Road from smooth but sensitive breadwinner to sniveling, tantrum prone boy - in - man's - body would probably be every bit the contender Kate Winslet is.

The social discomfort feeds directly into the suspense: Chris, valiantly struggling to keep his cool, can't be sure if the unease he feels about the whole situation stems from a genuine danger or just a growing impatience with these condescending assholes.

Ruth wonders aloud why everyone is an asshole (moreso, why assholes so easily get away with being assholes), and Blair seemingly wonders the same thing, punctuating his mundane neo-noir with gruesome violence and unexpected physical comedy (a projectile vomit scene, in particular, rivals the classic back - alley puke-fest from Team America).