Let's just agree that if he was there he would agree that cleaning tar
from a baby butt is a dirty job.
Not exact matches
The Mother's Day meat selection included 3 pork
butts, several racks of
baby back ribs, and a few packages of Elgin Hot Guts Sausage
from the Southside Market in Elgin.
Well, things ended
from there when I found out that my
baby freaks out because her
butt is being wiped by arctic cold
baby wipes.
The drool can also make your
baby's poop so acidic you can smell it (eew) and can cause patches on the
butt and anus that look almost burned
from the acidic drool.
A lot of parents put cream on the
baby's
butt because they think they are preventing the rash when really they're just irritating the
butt & preventing it
from breathing..
Many of MTV's stars separated
from their
baby daddies, only to
butt heads later on when new girlfriends, fiancees, or new wives were introduced.
√ Use plug covers on electrical outlets; wrap up the slack of electrical cords and hide behind furniture √ Tie and place blind cords out of
baby's reach, or use cordless window coverings; keep cribs, furniture and toys away
from windows and window cords √ Secure all furniture so it will not topple on your child √ Install hardware mounted gates (which are more secure than pressure mounted) at the top and bottom of stairs √ Put latches on doors to keep kids out of certain rooms √ Lock away medicines, cleaning products and poisons, and ensure houseplants are out of reach √ Turn water heater down to 49 °C (120 °F), and test
baby's bath water with elbow or wrist to ensure it's warm, not hot √ Don't allow smoking — it's harmful to your infant and
butts are poisonous
In my research I found out that disposable diapers — Yes, even the ones at the health food store — have a petroleum - based gel / crystals inside that is a superabsorbent polymer and wicks away the moisture
from the
baby's
butt.
And by «without intervention,» I'm talking about the naked
baby butt and cow horns
from the previous paragraph.
A high calorie diet with 70 % of the calories
from carbohydrates might be ok for a long distance runner, but chances are, a bodybuilder would get as smooth as a
baby's
butt eating like that!
Her favourite subjects include «cross-species romance, dogs with itchy
butts, drunk people barfing, strange fish, cloud formations, car crashes with test dummies flying out of them, weird glitches
from video games that force human bodies into unnatural contortions, hilarious porn scenes,
baby pratfalls, animals with clothes on, dogs humping unsuspecting humans, people wanking, kangaroos wanking, bears wanking» — anything outrageous, raunchy or abject.