This structure would be sewn into place as a clitoris and be surrounded by a labia minora, made of foreskin, and a labia
majora, made
from Emma's hair - bearing scrotal skin.
I also learned a few things for next time: a hand mirror would come in handy to avoid getting a middle - aged crick in your neck
from hunching over your clacker for an hour; waxing is best done on nights when your ex has the kids; and, when waxing your labia
majora, always remember to hold it away
from your labia minora as separating the two when the wax dries isn't fun times.